I'm pretty much going to fuck myself in the head...

[edmontonsubbie]

....but, that's just the loser side of me talking. Perhaps I won't. My state of Zen is that i don't really give a fiddler's fuck. And I don't even know what Zen is...I just like the notion it conjures.

I love this board. I love the notion of being able to meet so many competent and like minded individuals. But, I'm complaining. I want more from this than what I've found. My explanation as to why that would be...is irrelevant.

I want someone who is going to use my skills, push me to achieve the 4 goals beyond the three main ones, berate me for no reason, give me some encouragement, send a random text telling me to wear panties, make me learn to suck a dildo so she can fuck my mouth with her strappy, push a buttplug where it belongs, give her the key to the stupid chastity cage. I don't give a fuck what the command is.....I love the notion of being commanded.

Sometimes, it just has to be said. For me, this is a sometime....obviously.

love you,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

Put some fucking panties on, you drivelling snivelling little man. And I mean 'little' in the pants region.

Did you buy that butt-plug I asked you to? Did you go and visit a certain Bonny to get bonn-ified?

You are in shit. up shit-creek, in shit-land, wandering in shit.

PS:I think you're fabulous.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Put some fucking panties on, you drivelling snivelling little man. And I mean 'little' in the pants region.

Did you buy that butt-plug I asked you to? Did you go and visit a certain Bonny to get bonn-ified?

You are in shit. up shit-creek, in shit-land, wandering in shit.

PS:I think you're fabulous.

and...ps...i think You are amazing. So, between fabulous and amazing we should be able to achieve famzing. That makes sense if you flatten out the a sound. Perhaps it doesn't, don't care.

i am fortunate to know you,

eddie

 

[uncleg]

http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&sourc...xqztBw&usg=AFQjCNEiBOUt7qTi4hJiOMhtbiMnpOPVFg


There is what you need to get into..............or out of...or whatever. I could just see you and MF and victoriagirl ...........................hell, I would love to watch that.................MF giving lessons to both of you at the same time..........a few beer .........maybe a bottle of wine and a pizza. Fuck the T.V.

 

[AlexisDVyne]

Awww.. poor lil eddie..

I hope you find someone for all those things in real life eddie. Sounds to me like you need some serious slut training for both those hungry holes of yours. Maybe once you get proficient at sucking a dildo while wearing a tiny thong you'll find a Domme that will graduate you to some real cock. That's generally where most pussy boys end up anyways and it's so much yummier than a strap-on..

You're as good boy eddie.. just make sure you find the right Domme for your fantasies, one that will take some time to get into your head and figure out what makes you tick..

Happy fantasies.. sl-ut..

 

[edmontonsubbie]

I can only hope to find the one that will make use of me in whatever way She may require. It's a simple fantasy.....and one that does not deviate too far from the norm....Her needs are superior to my own. Sometimes that's really tough to swallow, but......swallow it you must. One must never piss off the Domme.

Having said that, I intend to top from the bottom a bit. I have two or three things i wish to accomplish. I can and will define them....set targets....set achievement dates....and I will request that She assign punishment or reward for success or failure to achieve said goals. I will make it easy for her to keep track of the important dates....with the results she should be looking for. After all....that can only contribute to my own success in things....that's the best part of D/s.

kindest,

eddie

 

[Bad Santa]

....but, that's just the loser side of me talking. Perhaps I won't. My state of Zen is that i don't really give a fiddler's fuck. And I don't even know what Zen is...I just like the notion it conjures.

I love this board. I love the notion of being able to meet so many competent and like minded individuals. But, I'm complaining. I want more from this than what I've found. My explanation as to why that would be...is irrelevant.

I want someone who is going to use my skills, push me to achieve the 4 goals beyond the three main ones, berate me for no reason, give me some encouragement, send a random text telling me to wear panties, make me learn to suck a dildo so she can fuck my mouth with her strappy, push a buttplug where it belongs, give her the key to the stupid chastity cage. I don't give a fuck what the command is.....I love the notion of being commanded.

Sometimes, it just has to be said. For me, this is a sometime....obviously.

love you,

eddie

Awww.. poor lil eddie..

I hope you find someone for all those things in real life eddie. Sounds to me like you need some serious slut training for both those hungry holes of yours. Maybe once you get proficient at sucking a dildo while wearing a tiny thong you'll find a Domme that will graduate you to some real cock. That's generally where most pussy boys end up anyways and it's so much yummier than a strap-on..

You're as good boy eddie.. just make sure you find the right Domme for your fantasies, one that will take some time to get into your head and figure out what makes you tick..

Happy fantasies.. sl-ut..

Hey Eddie, maybe you can stop shopping. You want to fuck yourself in the head? I have a feeling Alexis can fuck with your head in ways you will never figure out. But you might have fun trying!

 

[uncleg]

Put some fucking panties on, you drivelling snivelling little man. And I mean 'little' in the pants region.

Did you buy that butt-plug I asked you to? Did you go and visit a certain Bonny to get bonn-ified?

You are in shit. up shit-creek, in shit-land, wandering in shit.

PS:I think you're fabulous.

Since you are already there, and were talking about going shopping in one of your other beer induced threads, may I suggest..................................

................just in case......................

 

[mistressfreyja]

I'm gonna.....

I'm gonna....use cruel lips!

Perhaps.....

I'm gonna use any fucking stinging method. And don't think that you will be supported as a perpetually bad boy. It only truly amuses me for short periods of time.

Gawd, I love this shit. I've missed it.

I'm just plain meaner than you can even think to perpetuate me to be.

Everyone else, bear with us, as I set the boundaries.

AKA: Eddie up shit-creek and singing the 'Deliverance' fiddle-tune....

PS: Positive affirmation for Eddie. Eddie is wicked smart. Eddie is a positive member and tax-payer of society. He has raised smart and fulfilled children that already contribute to society, in his lead.

However, maybe he doesn't always desire the lead to extend from him.

That's also a very honest place to be.

 

[uncleg]

I'm gonna....use cruel lips!

Perhaps.....

I'm gonna use any fucking stinging method. And don't think that you will be supported as a perpetually bad boy. It only truly amuses me for short periods of time.

Gawd, I love this shit. I've missed it.

I'm just plain meaner than you can even think to perpetuate me to be.

Everyone else, bear with us, as I set the boundaries.

AKA: Eddie up shit-creek and singing the 'Deliverance' fiddle-tune....

PS: Positive affirmation for Eddie. Eddie is wicked smart. Eddie is a positive member and tax-payer of society. He has raised smart and fulfilled children that already contribute to society, in his lead.

However, maybe he doesn't always desire the lead to extend from him.

That's also a very honest place to be.

Maybe put him on a lead and take him for a walk.......................................

 

[edmontonsubbie]

I'm gonna....use cruel lips!

Perhaps.....

I'm gonna use any fucking stinging method. And don't think that you will be supported as a perpetually bad boy. It only truly amuses me for short periods of time.

Gawd, I love this shit. I've missed it.

I'm just plain meaner than you can even think to perpetuate me to be.

Everyone else, bear with us, as I set the boundaries.

AKA: Eddie up shit-creek and singing the 'Deliverance' fiddle-tune....

PS: Positive affirmation for Eddie. Eddie is wicked smart. Eddie is a positive member and tax-payer of society. He has raised smart and fulfilled children that already contribute to society, in his lead.

However, maybe he doesn't always desire the lead to extend from him.

That's also a very honest place to be.

Dear Mistress Freyja,

I will be ever respectful to yourself and others. This will be an interesting gig and I am grateful (who am i kidding...i am fucking DELIGHTED) to have come to terms of intent. I hadn't expected you would make this post, but I'm absolutely honoured that you did.

I'll not be littering the pages with tales of my woe or the latest foreign object that got shoved up my ass. Gawd, I can't even whack off without permission now.....love it. As for the rest of it, I'll just be behaving and doing my best as best I can. I have some specific things I need help with (beyond mental health) and I now have the means to ensure I stay on task to accomplish them. And, it doesn't hurt in the slightest that my coach is wicked smart.

I'll not speak of this arrangement again, other than to repeat publically my thank you to you Mistress Freyja. We now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

most respectfully,

eddie

p.s. Jim, if you're out there, I'm guessing 3 pm for a beer is still on....but holy crap, there's a lot of snow came down last night and it's still coming. If it's not doable, don't push it......but I'd love to tip one with you. I got some stories about this Gomez guy you might be interested in....

 

[rayoliver]

sucking a dildo while wearing a tiny thong you'll find a Domme that will graduate you to some real cock. That's generally where most pussy boys end up anyways and it's so much yummier than a strap-on..

Happy fantasies.. sl-ut..

hahaha hot!

 

[uncleg]

Well, if you are going that route here's a possible outfit for you.......................

 

[PuntMeister]

FUCK YOU, BITCH.
xoxo
Nina

Bloody well put!