Do you want a Perl Necklace?

[edmontonsubbie]

I mean, really, other than the typo....why wouldn't you?

Once again, I must break the golden rule of Perb and post a PM from Puntmeister....

PERL
Hi Eddie. Suggest we sort out details, then re-hijack.

First, the name. I vote for PERL, "Punt and Eddie Revellers League".

Second, the place: 2:00pm Wed Nov 24 at xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx www.xxxxxxxxxx.com. Beside xxxxx.

Third, secret identity. A PERL NECKLACE! Men wear it on right wrist (couple of wraps). Ladies, around the neck. Subtle. Might have to hit the dollar store. Handshake: three knuck-bumps, pause, and on the fourth knuck-bump, both say "PERL" in unison. Like an exclamation mark of liberation.

Fourth, guest list. Men PM you or I for permission. Max 4 other blokes. Ladies don't need an invite. We invite a few and get numbers. Location, identity, and handshake remain secret--we only disclose through PM's.

Fifth, agenda. That, I shall leave to the experienced MERL member. There should be something about dommes, girraffes, midgets, and establishing a PERL guerilla foci in the west.

What say you?

First off, I say it's brilliant. It's exactly the sort of time/date specific event that has a chance to work. I will bring the holy MERL napkins with an agenda to be disclosed at the time of the meeting. Minutes will be recorded with either what was said or what should have been said.

Being the visiting dignitary from afar, I will use my MERL per diem to purchase the first beverage for each attendee....other than for you Punt....that will remain the "nostril spit".

I am hoping that Miss Freyja and uncleg will be there to defend their use of WERL....but, I don't want to entice the leather outfit thingy deal. I mean, face it, Freyja is right no matter what. That's just the way things go....sorry about that Jim and HB, but she'll roll over me like a pancake. I fear the per diem may well be wasted.

All joking aside, it's a fun thing to do people. Be not afraid...if you like the posting style of someone on here....take the opportunity to meet them! I know that I have met a couple of pretty cool people doing the MERL thing up in Edmonton and it's plain old fun to have someone you can text/call/whatever to go out for a beer and some shitshooting.

I don't know fuck all about the stock market (I'm last on the investor thread), I haven't a clue about most things in general....and I like that. It's fun to learn new things. And, the nice thing about MERL'ing is that nobody really gives a fiddler's fuck what you do for a living. If anyone is so impertinent to ask...I simply reply..."I am a trust fund baby". If that finds disbelieving ears....I admit that I am, in fact, a retired gigolo.

Life is hard but it's fun. And it's funner when you can tip a beer with someone of a like mind....i.e. pooner or poonerette. That's a fairly limited club.

most respectfullly,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

I`m so excited for your visit!

We have GOT to find you an elf costume, though!

Suggestions, anyone?

 

[edmontonsubbie]

I`m so excited for your visit!

We have GOT to find you an elf costume, though!

Suggestions, anyone?

Dear "anyone",

You don't want to lose your shot at a free beverage I'm sure. In that spirit, kindly hold your tongue.

Thank you,

eddie.

 

[PuntMeister]

Punt and Eddie Revellers League

So it appears that PM'ing Eddie is about as discreet as publishing your innermost secrets on the front page of the New York Times! No problem really, as Eddie kept the secret location secret, unless of course there is a bar named "***********". In which case we are fucked. Ha Ha.

If you have been unfortunate enough to follow the infreqent yet vigorous Punt & Eddie reparte' over the years and would like to get in on the free MERL swirl courtesy of Eddie's per diem, then PM me (Punt), or PM that other guy (Eddie), at which juncture we shall carefully evaluate the merrits of your attendance (roll a dice), and get back to you with either a "thanks for your interest" (fuck off and die), or "welcome to PERL" (secret location). Eddie has already 'pre-approved' two invitees, and there is one other pre-approved that I shall keep confidential.

It seems that the secret PERL identity and secret PERL salutation is not so secret any more. Loose lips and all. So if you attend, you will be required to show the not so secret identity item and perform the not so secret greeting ritual. Practice is recommended.

Now one thing we would like to make clear. The seminal moment for PERL all started many years ago (about 4 to my limited recollection), when Eddie and Punt agreed that they should meet over a beer. But of course, a distance separated us that was about one fucking province width. So the meeting hung there, like an accidental fart upon meeting your future inlaws. Then, the one time it looked like Eddie would be out here with some time on his hands, as karma would have it Punt was in Alberta. Epic Irony. But this time has real promise. The thirst may finally be at an end! However, somewhere along the line this whole MERL thing came up. And it got some yucks. So of course more WERL / wMERL plans started to brew with Eddie and others. Then all of a sudden Punt chimes in and PERL pops out. Thus, I would like to make it crystal clear that there is no intention for PERL to have any conflict whatsoever with WERL. Punt has nothing to do with WERL, no claim on it, nor would he attend if invited, etc. etc. However, the beer with Eddie thing just seemed to work out to call it PERL. If in doubt, it is all Eddie's fault (per item 3, sub-paragraph 2 of the yet to be drafted PERL constitution and bylaws). If still in doubt, stick your panties in Punt's mouth (per item 5, footnote iii). The good news is.....

PERL is on! Get your PM's in and your knuck-bumps ready.

-Punt.

I mean, really, other than the typo....why wouldn't you?

Once again, I must break the golden rule of Perb and post a PM from Puntmeister....

PERL
Hi Eddie. Suggest we sort out details, then re-hijack.

First, the name. I vote for PERL, "Punt and Eddie Revellers League".

Second, the place: 2:00pm Wed Nov 24 at xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx www.xxxxxxxxxx.com. Beside xxxxx.

Third, secret identity. A PERL NECKLACE! Men wear it on right wrist (couple of wraps). Ladies, around the neck. Subtle. Might have to hit the dollar store. Handshake: three knuck-bumps, pause, and on the fourth knuck-bump, both say "PERL" in unison. Like an exclamation mark of liberation.

Fourth, guest list. Men PM you or I for permission. Max 4 other blokes. Ladies don't need an invite. We invite a few and get numbers. Location, identity, and handshake remain secret--we only disclose through PM's.

Fifth, agenda. That, I shall leave to the experienced MERL member. There should be something about dommes, girraffes, midgets, and establishing a PERL guerilla foci in the west.

What say you?

First off, I say it's brilliant. It's exactly the sort of time/date specific event that has a chance to work. I will bring the holy MERL napkins with an agenda to be disclosed at the time of the meeting. Minutes will be recorded with either what was said or what should have been said.

Being the visiting dignitary from afar, I will use my MERL per diem to purchase the first beverage for each attendee....other than for you Punt....that will remain the "nostril spit".

I am hoping that Miss Freyja and uncleg will be there to defend their use of WERL....but, I don't want to entice the leather outfit thingy deal. I mean, face it, Freyja is right no matter what. That's just the way things go....sorry about that Jim and HB, but she'll roll over me like a pancake. I fear the per diem may well be wasted.

All joking aside, it's a fun thing to do people. Be not afraid...if you like the posting style of someone on here....take the opportunity to meet them! I know that I have met a couple of pretty cool people doing the MERL thing up in Edmonton and it's plain old fun to have someone you can text/call/whatever to go out for a beer and some shitshooting.

I don't know fuck all about the stock market (I'm last on the investor thread), I haven't a clue about most things in general....and I like that. It's fun to learn new things. And, the nice thing about MERL'ing is that nobody really gives a fiddler's fuck what you do for a living. If anyone is so impertinent to ask...I simply reply..."I am a trust fund baby". If that finds disbelieving ears....I admit that I am, in fact, a retired gigolo.

Life is hard but it's fun. And it's funner when you can tip a beer with someone of a like mind....i.e. pooner or poonerette. That's a fairly limited club.

most respectfullly,

eddie

 

[PuntMeister]

Oh ya, Just confirmed that they have beer at the annointed location. Whew!

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Oh ya, Just confirmed that they have beer at the annointed location. Whew!

Thank gawd....talk about derailing an event before it even hits the rails. I see they have a pool table also. There's just something about a waterfront pub with cold microbrew and a couple of pool tables to make me go.....ummmm....what's the word???...oh yeah......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Specifically and to the point, I have managed to locate and secure some Perl necklaces and am having them shipped directly to Vangroovie. I am HOPEFUL that they will arrive in time for Wednesday. If not, I will pass them along to Betty Crocker or Holly Homemaker for later distribution. Just as a complaining aside....those necklaces have chewed up almost 1/2 of my first day per diem. But, it's the price of extending the Merl club to the west coast....all part of doing business.

I've been practicing my knuck bumps with Bernice the Bear.....I think I've got it down pat but I still might freeze when the actual moment arrives. Sooooo looking forward to getting the hell out of here and getting down there.

cheers,

eddie.

p.s. errrrr by "here" I certainly don't mean Edmonton. I learned long ago to always love the place you call home, it makes things infinitely more pleasant. So, by "here", what I meant was.....from here in the middle of fucking nowhere where I is now.

 

[mistressfreyja]

OMFG. Thanks for the laugh!

Where you is now is now. Brrrr! I'd love to say it's sunny and such,here, but it's not. haha

Eddie, you played right into Punt's name change. You served his agenda.....

Thank gawd....talk about derailing an event before it even hits the rails. I see they have a pool table also. There's just something about a waterfront pub with cold microbrew and a couple of pool tables to make me go.....ummmm....what's the word???...oh yeah......ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Specifically and to the point, I have managed to locate and secure some Perl necklaces and am having them shipped directly to Vangroovie. I am HOPEFUL that they will arrive in time for Wednesday. If not, I will pass them along to Betty Crocker or Holly Homemaker for later distribution. Just as a complaining aside....those necklaces have chewed up almost 1/2 of my first day per diem. But, it's the price of extending the Merl club to the west coast....all part of doing business.

I've been practicing my knuck bumps with Bernice the Bear.....I think I've got it down pat but I still might freeze when the actual moment arrives. Sooooo looking forward to getting the hell out of here and getting down there.

cheers,

eddie.

p.s. errrrr by "here" I certainly don't mean Edmonton. I learned long ago to always love the place you call home, it makes things infinitely more pleasant. So, by "here", what I meant was.....from here in the middle of fucking nowhere where I is now.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

He can borrow LAG's

Well, that's a very kind offer....but, I feel that I may not have a big enough unit to fill that out properly. Best I obtain one by my own devices....before "anyone" steps ups to the plate.

OMFG. Thanks for the laugh!

Where you is now is now. Brrrr! I'd love to say it's sunny and such,here, but it's not. haha

Eddie, you played right into Punt's name change. You served his agenda.....

I am sure that your temperature will feel positively balmy compared to the mind numbing, Bernice crushing, -20somefuckingsomething temperatures we have been enjoying up here where I is now. If I stand on my tippy toes, I can see the elves frantically making gifts for all the nice little girls and boys.

As for Punt's nefarious agenda, I admit that yes I played into it. Nonetheless, something had to be done, Punt stepped up to the plate, and I lobbed him a softball to whack. And, oh baby, whack it he did. Time, location, and an offer to purchase a beer.....what more could a visiting Merl

(Men's Equal Rights Liberation)

dignitary ask for? Perl has a ring to it.....much more so than wMerl...or, shudder...Werl. While I do not wish to seem prejudicial, repeated attempts at clarity for the letter W have fallen on deaf ears.

Nonetheless, the letter 'W' is an agenda point on the Holy Merl Napkin which I gots here where I is now. The founding fathers of Merl can testify to my inability to stay on topic which makes me wonder why they would supply me with such a generous per diem to attempt to establish the West coast chapter. But, they have. And, I will.

There are many other agenda points too, I just can't remember them. I suppose I should write them down. Nah, fuck it. I'll write them down as the meeting progresses.....that's the best agenda.

most respectfully and barelyabletocontainmyexcitementatcomingtherefromhere

eddie

 

[PuntMeister]

I lobbed him a softball to whack. And, oh baby, whack it he did.

eddie

Hmmm, I think Eddie is saying that I am rather good at whacking it. I suppose, since he will be buying me a beer, that I shall take that as a compliment.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Hmmm, I think Eddie is saying that I am rather good at whacking it. I suppose, since he will be buying me a beer, that I shall take that as a compliment.

While an admitted devotee of whacking (nobody does me like...well...me), I don't think I am qualified to make that determination regarding your abilities in this area. However, whacking does start with a W and the letter W will feature prominently on the agenda, so we can discuss it, vote on it, and pass a motion of some sort regarding it.

Soon, they will be dewicing the wings and I will be wending my way south and west on the big ol jet airliner. Gawd, I can't wait to get out to the vangroovie snow.

cheers,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

No, I do not want a pearl necklace.

I have seen the goods, and they are not "per diem" material.

In fact, they are crap. So, no. I do not want one.

I will not support this endeavor, nor would I show my face at a silly "Perl" meeting.

However, I will attend the Werl meeting, tomorrow! See you there, Punt!

PS: Eddie, swell having you at Werl and on the Wet Coast! Mwah!

 

[PuntMeister]

Well, no point in proceeding with the door prize Eddie. It was a good idea, but I have returned it for full refund. That will leave more cash for, oh I don't know, hmmm, ah yes! For........ Beer!

She was a beauty prize too.

http://www.life.com/image/71519443

 

[PuntMeister]

We came. We drank. We PERLed.

Whew, just soberred up enough to check the board here, and mention that the inaugural meeting of PERL was a fantastic success!

Oh, sure, it morphed into a WERL session, but the epic Punt and Eddie beer odyssey has finally been sated! My thanks for powering through there old buddy, and thanks to Uncleg for getting you safely to the secret venue. And of course huge hugs and thanks to the loveley MF for being such a good sport, taking care of my dear freind Eddie while on his journey, and providing such an entertaining evening for us boy toys. I shall have to go back and steal that medieval table, chug a few more pitchers of "in the middle beer", get that hot waitress's phone number, and take a few more laps on the seabus to see what other hotties might strike up a good provocative conversation. You know, if you pass out on the seabus and roll off the seat and under the bench on the last run, it is possible to sleep right through the night on that vessel, and wake up with gum on your eyebrows just as the preppy morning passengers are climbing aboard. Man, you know that's the sign of a good evening!

I can hardly wait for Eddies creative minutes (so vigilently recorded on the holy MERL napkins). Hope uncleg's symbolic PERL pic turns out too.

Wish I could come for a cookie, but saddly it is not possible. I shall sob on my per-diem bracelet and think warmly of my new friends.

-Punt.

 

[uncleg]

Hello again Punt. Pleasure to have finally met you, pretty well a given that it would happen. After all had eddie been left to his own devices he would still be wandering around the secret venue looking for you. The PERL pics turned out just fine and will be posted..........after all how can you screw up a picture or two after a single beer.......................not like playing with knives after a half dozen black/white russians.......................that didn't turn out too well.

 

[uncleg]

O.K. I think I found them..........

Ya, there was food..........I still think you two should have arm wrestled for the cute waitress.

 

[PuntMeister]

Oooh, I forgot how good the calimari was!

Thanks for posting the pics!

Now where is Amy? I think she wanted to be in the middle or something.

O.K. I think I found them..........

Ya, there was food..........I still think you two should have arm wrestled for the cute waitress.

 

[mistressfreyja]

I did some special pics in lieu of PERLs. I also had some fun with the exposure on some of them!

 

[uncleg]

I did some special pics in lieu of PERLs. I also had some fun with the exposure on some of them!

Please don't show the ones of uncleg pulling them out of his A*s........he had way too many beers.

 

[PuntMeister]

Ooooooo Freyja. Hawt new pics you sexy thing you. I think the perls are blushing!