Miss Freyja, North Vancouver's Fantasy and Fetish Facilitator

[mistressfreyja]

I am available for naughty endeavors of the sexual or strict sense

I have a vast menu, from non-FS GFE or domination ranging to the other side of the spectrum.

I am a Canadian-born Norwegian Amazon. I am 5`10 barefoot with long legs, standing over 6` in shoes or boots. I have blue eyes and blonde hair. I have no tattoos nor piercings. I am smart, easy-going, beautiful, talented, kind, intuitive, friendly, trust-worthy, and respectful.

I am now offering half hour, hour, and 1.5 hour packages, in addition to longer sessions of 2 hour+.

My personal Girl Friend Experience includes: a tailor-made experience of your desires, including personable and unrushed attention that is enjoyable, fun and relaxing.

I enjoy mutual cuddling/foreplay, mutual kissing, mutual oral sex, and FS, in addition to my Domme Menu.

I am offering the following packages in order to better suit your needs.


FS-related sessions:
1/2 hr FS: 200
1 hr FS: 250
1.5 hr FS: 400
2 hr FS: 450

Non-FS related sessions:
1/2 hr non-FS: 150
1 hr non-FS: 200
1.5 hr non-FS: 300
2 hr non-FS: 350

I try not to take myself too seriously. On the other hand, I am always completely cognizant of providing the highest level of service. I prefer repeats, rather than a steady stream of new people. We have more fun together as we become more and more comfortable with each other. I pride myself on being an exceptional provider, that leaves you wanting more while satiating your needs.

Come and experience a provider that goes out of her way to make each and every moment one that isn't easily forgotten. I'm talented and open-minded about most avenues of the sexual realm.

The most important things to me are: cleanliness, safety, respect, FUN, optimism, and creativity.

I thrive on meeting new people and having new experiences.

Allow me to be your personal Fantasy and Fetish Facilitator.

You can contact me via email: missfreyjadotcom@gmail.com.
My website is missfreyja.com.
My phone number is 604 836 0684.

Hugs, licks, spanks, and sucks! XOXO.

Until then....

Miss Freyja.

 

[mistressfreyja]

Available this weekend and next week!

I am available over the weekend for shorter or longer liasons.

Hugs, licks, spanks, and sucks!

Until then.....

XOXO Miss Freyja.
604 836 0684

I am available for naughty endeavors of the sexual or strict sense

I have a vast menu, from non-FS GFE or domination ranging to the other side of the spectrum.

I am a Canadian-born Norwegian Amazon. I am 5`10 barefoot with long legs, standing over 6` in shoes or boots. I have blue eyes and blonde hair. I have no tattoos nor piercings. I am smart, easy-going, beautiful, talented, kind, intuitive, friendly, trust-worthy, and respectful.

I am now offering half hour, hour, and 1.5 hour packages, in addition to longer sessions of 2 hour+.

My personal Girl Friend Experience includes: a tailor-made experience of your desires, including personable and unrushed attention that is enjoyable, fun and relaxing.

I enjoy mutual cuddling/foreplay, mutual kissing, mutual oral sex, and FS, in addition to my Domme Menu.

I am offering the following packages in order to better suit your needs.


FS-related sessions:
1/2 hr FS: 200
1 hr FS: 250
1.5 hr FS: 400
2 hr FS: 450

Non-FS related sessions:
1/2 hr non-FS: 150
1 hr non-FS: 200
1.5 hr non-FS: 300
2 hr non-FS: 350

I try not to take myself too seriously. On the other hand, I am always completely cognizant of providing the highest level of service. I prefer repeats, rather than a steady stream of new people. We have more fun together as we become more and more comfortable with each other. I pride myself on being an exceptional provider, that leaves you wanting more while satiating your needs.

Come and experience a provider that goes out of her way to make each and every moment one that isn't easily forgotten. I'm talented and open-minded about most avenues of the sexual realm.

The most important things to me are: cleanliness, safety, respect, FUN, optimism, and creativity.

I thrive on meeting new people and having new experiences.

Allow me to be your personal Fantasy and Fetish Facilitator.

You can contact me via email: missfreyjadotcom@gmail.com.
My website is missfreyja.com.
My phone number is 604 836 0684.

Hugs, licks, spanks, and sucks! XOXO.

Until then....

Miss Freyja.

 

[uncleg]

I am available over the weekend for shorter or longer liasons.

Hugs, licks, spanks, and sucks!

Until then.....

XOXO Miss Freyja.
604 836 0684

And which one will become your official MERL uniform..................????????????

 

[mistressfreyja]

Only the pee-ons (yes, I know....peons) have to wear uniforms. Usually of the maid costume sort, or panties and chicken cutlets in their bra.

Though, eddie is acting all cool, as if he is head of WERL or something.

I just may wear my leathers to WERL, just so he remembers who is BOSS-WOMAN.

And which one will become your official MERL uniform..................????????????

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Only the pee-ons (yes, I know....peons) have to wear uniforms. Usually of the maid costume sort, or panties and chicken cutlets in their bra.

Though, eddie is acting all cool, as if he is head of WERL or something.

I just may wear my leathers to WERL, just so he remembers who is BOSS-WOMAN.

I am SO sorry to be hijacking your thread. Much like the "favourite place to eat chicken" thread up there in the lounge, I am sure efforts will be made to keep it on topic. Nonetheless, I will take this opportunity to continue to act all cool and stuff. I am, after all, travelling on the Merl expense account and, as such, have virtually unlimited funds so long as they do not exceed $14.15/day. However, as I am laughing hard and don't wish to pop up a pile of threads with my inane observations, I'll confine it to here.

Further to the "favourite place to eat chicken".....and, this is for you Hunka Hunka....Miss Freyja offered to do the distracted Susy Homemaker thing for a fee. I'll split it with you just for the joy of observing such as that. I recall somewhere that Miss Jasmine was planning to wear a maid outfit to the Cookie thing.....so, really, it should be kind of like a theme. Although that description of what might happen to you HHBL was smoking hot, I am just curious as to what, exactly, is a hoo hoo.

First off, and in strict violation of Perb Code of Ethics, Chapter 3, Subsection 2, Paragraph 4.....I simply must post a pm that I received from Mistress Puntmeister.

Is there a PERL yet?
Hi Eddie,

You coming to Vangoovie? For Real? That beer you owe me would sure be great to collect. Tell you what, first one to pass beer through their nostrils buys the first round.

Wed Nov 23rd and Fri Nov 25th have possibilities. Where abouts are you staying? Downtown? Burbs? Who TF Cares.... Daytime open? Evening? Let me know what works and we'll find a venue worthy of our exceptional insights.

Now this MERL thing. Can't say I have kept up on all the banter, but such a meeting of epic persons would surely warrant a new FLAW (Four Letter Abbreviated Word). Is PERL taken? ie: Punt & Eddie's Emancipation Legacy. or how about PERLS (Punt & Eddie's Religious Lecture Series). Maybe VERL (Vancouver Extraordinary Ranters' League). OK, I haven't been drinking enough to come up with a real goodie yet. But I dig the outreach. We could invite select other pooners or SP's too, so that we can get turned down thus feeding our indignant rantings. Sounds fun.

-Punt

I mean really....how can you not love a guy like that? I'll be sure to pass beer through my nostrils first, given the nature of my per diem. It will be Merl, Werl, Perl....good gawd. Moderator 1 you are certainly invited if you live in the Vangroovie area. If not, we can accept a reasonable fascimile picture which we will prop up against something at the bar and hoist one in your honour. I believe this is the pre-eminent solution to the entire deal. A NEW club! I'm kinda partial to PERLS.....

As for the Mercedes pickup from the scareport, I am absolutely DELIGHTED (that was for you HB) to have that offer on the table. Will you hold up one of those little cardboard signs? Oh wait, no sign needed. I remember you uncleg....you are that massive fucker I met in Edmonton at the MERL meeting. I will be glad to have you covering my back.

And, now, with the utmost graciousness and respect, I return the thread to the most amazing femme fatale, fantasy and fetish facilitator I have ever had the good fortune to meet.

eddie.

 

[PuntMeister]

Good gawd Eddie. You have outdone even yourself. In the words of one amazing SP "Holy Hijack Batman"!

It is really not surpsising that women like to whip you. And if you don't stop calling me 'mistress', I might be inclined to physical violins myself. Yes, violons (not a typo). I like to take Violins and smash them over hijackers heads, much like a The Who meets Whack-a-Mole. My sincere apologies to Mistress Freyja (oooh, I think I might have actually spelled that correctly---bully for me), for the continued perversion of your thread. I look back at the title of the thread, and shake my head slowly wondering how it could have gone so very wrong. "Give me an E"....... "E". Give me a "d".......... "d". You get the rest. I think the Edster probably loves that party game where you stand in a circle and the host whispers "My mother was a pheasant plucker" into the ear of the person on the left. By the time it gets back around, well, its a good thing the kids have gone to bed.

OK, we will be working out the PERL details in short order, and likely announce the epic summit under A SEPARATE THREAD. But then you never know..... Mua ha ha. Stay tuned kinksters. Now, back to Miss Freyja, North Vancouver's Fantasy and Fetish Facilitator!

-Punt.

 

[mistressfreyja]

I'm the Queen of hijacking threads, so it's only fair that mine receive the same treatment! Frankly, a little digression in the spirit of humor is NEVER a bad thing!

However, Punt....I DO take issue with this PERL thing. Gawd...the liberties some people take....

Good gawd Eddie. You have outdone even yourself. In the words of one amazing SP "Holy Hijack Batman"!

It is really not surpsising that women like to whip you. And if you don't stop calling me 'mistress', I might be inclined to physical violins myself. Yes, violons (not a typo). I like to take Violins and smash them over hijackers heads, much like a The Who meets Whack-a-Mole. My sincere apologies to Mistress Freyja (oooh, I think I might have actually spelled that correctly---bully for me), for the continued perversion of your thread. I look back at the title of the thread, and shake my head slowly wondering how it could have gone so very wrong. "Give me an E"....... "E". Give me a "d".......... "d". You get the rest. I think the Edster probably loves that party game where you stand in a circle and the host whispers "My mother was a pheasant plucker" into the ear of the person on the left. By the time it gets back around, well, its a good thing the kids have gone to bed.

OK, we will be working out the PERL details in short order, and likely announce the epic summit under A SEPARATE THREAD. But then you never know..... Mua ha ha. Stay tuned kinksters. Now, back to Miss Freyja, North Vancouver's Fantasy and Fetish Facilitator!

-Punt.

 

[mistressfreyja]

I just keep finding more adjectives using the letter 'F'! It's an incredible letter, really. Just one more limb than it's predecessor letter, 'E.' Yet, nothing like the letter 'G' that follows. It also begins such actions as f.cking, 'face', freakiness, fainting, farting, it's endless really.

Now, if I were in a limerick mood......

Jeeeezzz MF, in one of your ads in another section you've highlited a lot of " F's " ......trying to tell us something or what ? ?


" It's a good thing when your Favorite Femme Fatale Fantasy and Fetish Facilitator, Freyja, is Feeling Fantastically Feisty and Frisky and looking for Fun and F**king!"

 

[mistressfreyja]

Your Fantasy and Fetish Facilitator

We are approaching a chilly weekend, which makes staying in and being naughty even MORE appealing!

I have availability over the weekend, as well as into next week.

Come get your bum warmed up, your bits carefully, sometimes nastily cared for, and the feeling of lightness in your step on your way out the door. (Let's not forget that it makes for great masturbation material.)

Hugs, licks, spanks, and sucks!

And thoughts of the letter 'G.' Yummy......g-spot.....! I am quite fond of this letter also.

Until then....