So, I took it upon myself to convene yet another meeting...weighty issues remain unresolved. Texts went out, replies came back, and at the end of it all....there were the original three....Jim, myself, and the banned one. Ohhh....and Emmy joined us later too.
I borrowed a pen and snatched up some napkins in a desperate attempt to take minutes of this esteemed meeting of the minds.
Jim indicated that he was not physically present, but we kind of "felt" his presence anyway. It must be that really cool new iphone that I got....it made him seem like he was right there. But, whether he was or wasn't matters not....his vote still counts.
There was a brief discussion about those fucking automated paper towel dispensers in the washrooms....which I personally loathe....and I brought this up after standing in the crappeeyay waving my hands wildly in front of the "machine" in a desperate and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to have it provide me even so much as a sample of paper. It was put to a vote, eddie lost, the paper towel thingies were declared as good.
Then the topic shifted around to the banned one. HB20 revealed that it's been a while since he's been laid. Of course, one man's "a while" can be completely different than anothers. An interesting sidenote here.....HB19 actually brought the cash for me regarding the loss of the smoking bet as Miss X is in Edmonton in December. We did the math, I'm out of town during that time, I told him to keep the cash. He admired me for my patience....I admire him for his integrity. In any event, and back to the agenda point....there was no vote and nothing was resolved. I mean really, who's fault is it?
We moved on to perb board activities. The discussion got a little heated about the upstart Werl business in Vangroovie. HB15 1/2 got a little animated about them calling it Werl. HB12 felt wMerl could be acceptable....but the issue was tabled until clarification issued on what, exactly, the W stands for. Eddie offered that he will be going out to Vangroovie in November and will take it upon himself to attempt to gain that information.....gawd, sending a sub to do a man's job??? What, if anything, are you boys thinking? Geeze. BTW UncleG and Freyja.....I expect a limo to be awaiting me at the scareport.
Next item on the napkin is about who came first? By that I mean....who made it onto the Billboard chart first....Elton John...or Rod Stewart. Two passersby and the waitress were queried on this and they were unanimous that it was Elton. HB11 or Jim insisted it was Rod....I can't remember exactly as my mind is now beginning to blur....having gone out with some of the boys for a toot and probably having knocked back my 4th beer by this point. It's important to have a timeline. In any event, eddie motioned that we simply say..."who gives a fiddler's fuck"...motion passed unanimously.
Going back to the "timeline"....I noted on the napkin that Jim was looking at me like I was fucking nuts. Not sure why I wrote that down, but it must have been so.
There was a discussion about whether the "banned one" would ever be able to come back to Perb. That was batted back and forth a bit....the "banned one" indicated that he would come back if lifted (that's always a pertinent question as sometimes pride can take over) but it was pretty much conceded that there's not a lot to be done about it. HB2 misses the place, we miss HB....but....Eddie offered to pm the mods requesting that the ban be extended....that motion was overturned....much like all of eddie's motions.
Ohhh....they had a hockey net and a puck as a pisser matt in the urinals. It was unanimously agreed that was a fun idea and all participants admitted to trying to score a goal whilst relieving themselves....errrr....except for Emmy who likely didn't get to see the matt. It was resolved that the "weeeee" corporation came up with a good idea.
That's about it....it was a pile of fun, we went too late but didn't do any damage. HB29 awarded Emmy an honourary Doctorate of Merlosiphy, nobody drove, nobody got hurt. Oh, there was an attempt at karaoke but the memories evoked by "Radar Love" were too much for eddie to bear....so I simply folded up the holy napkins and motioned for adjournment. I don't recall if that passed or not......
Good grief, I'm talking about myself in the first person, the third person.....see what happens when a sub takes minutes? Those bullies told me I had to....they are not very nice people.
Have a spectacular day...it's flipping gorgeous out there.
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I borrowed a pen and snatched up some napkins in a desperate attempt to take minutes of this esteemed meeting of the minds.
Jim indicated that he was not physically present, but we kind of "felt" his presence anyway. It must be that really cool new iphone that I got....it made him seem like he was right there. But, whether he was or wasn't matters not....his vote still counts.
There was a brief discussion about those fucking automated paper towel dispensers in the washrooms....which I personally loathe....and I brought this up after standing in the crappeeyay waving my hands wildly in front of the "machine" in a desperate and ultimately unsuccessful attempt to have it provide me even so much as a sample of paper. It was put to a vote, eddie lost, the paper towel thingies were declared as good.
Then the topic shifted around to the banned one. HB20 revealed that it's been a while since he's been laid. Of course, one man's "a while" can be completely different than anothers. An interesting sidenote here.....HB19 actually brought the cash for me regarding the loss of the smoking bet as Miss X is in Edmonton in December. We did the math, I'm out of town during that time, I told him to keep the cash. He admired me for my patience....I admire him for his integrity. In any event, and back to the agenda point....there was no vote and nothing was resolved. I mean really, who's fault is it?
We moved on to perb board activities. The discussion got a little heated about the upstart Werl business in Vangroovie. HB15 1/2 got a little animated about them calling it Werl. HB12 felt wMerl could be acceptable....but the issue was tabled until clarification issued on what, exactly, the W stands for. Eddie offered that he will be going out to Vangroovie in November and will take it upon himself to attempt to gain that information.....gawd, sending a sub to do a man's job??? What, if anything, are you boys thinking? Geeze. BTW UncleG and Freyja.....I expect a limo to be awaiting me at the scareport.
Next item on the napkin is about who came first? By that I mean....who made it onto the Billboard chart first....Elton John...or Rod Stewart. Two passersby and the waitress were queried on this and they were unanimous that it was Elton. HB11 or Jim insisted it was Rod....I can't remember exactly as my mind is now beginning to blur....having gone out with some of the boys for a toot and probably having knocked back my 4th beer by this point. It's important to have a timeline. In any event, eddie motioned that we simply say..."who gives a fiddler's fuck"...motion passed unanimously.
Going back to the "timeline"....I noted on the napkin that Jim was looking at me like I was fucking nuts. Not sure why I wrote that down, but it must have been so.
There was a discussion about whether the "banned one" would ever be able to come back to Perb. That was batted back and forth a bit....the "banned one" indicated that he would come back if lifted (that's always a pertinent question as sometimes pride can take over) but it was pretty much conceded that there's not a lot to be done about it. HB2 misses the place, we miss HB....but....Eddie offered to pm the mods requesting that the ban be extended....that motion was overturned....much like all of eddie's motions.
Ohhh....they had a hockey net and a puck as a pisser matt in the urinals. It was unanimously agreed that was a fun idea and all participants admitted to trying to score a goal whilst relieving themselves....errrr....except for Emmy who likely didn't get to see the matt. It was resolved that the "weeeee" corporation came up with a good idea.
That's about it....it was a pile of fun, we went too late but didn't do any damage. HB29 awarded Emmy an honourary Doctorate of Merlosiphy, nobody drove, nobody got hurt. Oh, there was an attempt at karaoke but the memories evoked by "Radar Love" were too much for eddie to bear....so I simply folded up the holy napkins and motioned for adjournment. I don't recall if that passed or not......
Good grief, I'm talking about myself in the first person, the third person.....see what happens when a sub takes minutes? Those bullies told me I had to....they are not very nice people.
Have a spectacular day...it's flipping gorgeous out there.
