Long-story short.....

[mistressfreyja]

I MOVED!

TO SUBURBIA!!!

I'm a Picket-fence nesting, Dinner party planning, XMAS extraordinairess, Cookie bake-tress, Card-night arranging....Boudoir loving Goddess, with new play room(s)!

Space......it's what I needed most.

YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (Enter Snoopy's happy dance).

 

[Karl Blues]

Whereabouts did you move to, MF?

 

[MissJasmine]

Congrats Mistress Freyja I hope you are happy with your new space! Can I come over and bake some penis shaped cookies?

 

[Aeiyah]

Can I come over and bake some penis shaped cookies?

With or without crushed nuts?

 

[hoeneydevil]

Good luck on your move.

 

[mistressfreyja]

OK, so must spill the beans of my location!

I am in North Vancouver (KB and Luv....yes, over the bridge(s). But, a simple location, not far at all away from our fav redhead`s old incall! (Hope to see you soon Luv, and KB!)

However, I can confirm that it is SO worth it to check out my new digs I am absolutely in love with my cozy house. (It`s not too cozy for those who prefer a little more kinky!

Yay!!!! Sexy, kinky cookie-baking with the ever SMOKING HOT BEAUTIFUL Miss Jasmine and Beautiful Anna! I would love to lick chocolate chips off of either of you! Oh, and I am REALLY good at baking....so consider the bake-off on

Aeiyah, crushed nuts, of course!

Hoeney, thank-you! I am all finished the move, and setting-up now. I am on the home-stretch! Holy, moving sucks.....

 

[Jessikaxxx]

I LOVE COOKIES!!!!!!!!!


xoxox,
jxxx

 

[vanessa kelly]

Woo Hoo howdy neighbor I am so excited to have you close by See you soon...
Vanessa Kelly

 

[MissJasmine]

I'll arrive in my maid outfit and lace apron... just name the time and date my dear! Since Xmas is just around the corner can I suggest gingerbread penises?

 

[Bad Santa]

I'll arrive in my maid outfit and lace apron... just name the time and date my dear! Since Xmas is just around the corner can I suggest gingerbread penises?

What can I say, Xmas is my favorite time of year what with all the baking, lace aprons and maid outfits. I'd just love to be your Gingerbread MuffinMan ladies! Just be careful with the cookie cutters around those "ginger" places.

With all the "hotness" in this thread though, I'm sure the dough is rising!

 

[edmontonsubbie]

Congratulations on your new digs Miss Freyja. There is little more annoying, although at the same time exciting, than picking out a new home for yourself. Actually doing the moving blows but it sounds a delight, just what you wanted, and that can never be a bad thing. And you have such a cool peer group chipping in to assist with the housewarming.

Gawd, I miss Vangroovie. Penis shaped cookies, good grief. Y'all are the authors of such a twisted version of the culinary arts, the mind Werls.

most respectfully,

eddie

 

[mistressfreyja]

It's a bake-off, Ladies!

I actually dug out my little xmas tree in the midst of moving, so am alllllllllll ready to deck this house with XMAS. I need a bigger tree, tho....

My new neighbour, Vanessa Kelly came over today to see my digs, and her words were that it `feels like XMAS` in my house, and that is without the schmozzle it is going to be. It`s a happy house, and I can`t wait to entertain. (PS: VK and I will be duoing. From KINK to Vanilla...we are offering a pretty bold, and diverse menu!)

MJ has a great idea of doing penis gingerbread men. Or gingerbread men with penis.` hee hee

Thanks Eddie Moving is nuts. It`s a hurry-up and go endeavor, then wait....(waiting for internet has sucked the most.) Lots of set-up, getting used to the sounds of the place, finding a space for everything. I`m basically at the hanging curtains, eyebolts, and pictures phase. I just need more curtain rods.....ànd bolts here and there.....Here we go looped-do-lie....here we go loop-dee-loo...Werllllllllllllllly too...

 

[Aeiyah]

Experience has taught me that you can never have too many eyebolts and, when you think you have enough, there isn't a tie point handy when you have a struggling sub wrapped up in rope.

 

[uncleg]

So to the North Shore, well makes it much easier to get to from my current abode plus the advantage of being able to get to your fav redheads fav sushi joint.
The thought of a house warming party with all those wonderful ladies...................hmmmmmmmmmm..........mind you none of MJ's baking for me. No penis, gingerbread or otherwise shall pass these lips..................now if you could manage a gingerbread snap(per) or two or three or......................that'd be a party. eddie how could you..............makes your mind Werl..............have you no will power.......as in " I will not allow my MERL to be suborned by a bunch of Wet Coasters."

Any yard with your suburban house of kink ? Nothing like some outdoor activities.................North Shore is known for its bears............honey in strategic places....a whole new meaning to tongue lashing.

 

[edmontonsubbie]

eddie how could you..............makes your mind Werl..............have you no will power.......as in " I will not allow my MERL to be suborned by a bunch of Wet Coasters."

O.k. pal....I did my bit actually. I convened a meeting of MERL to address this issue that YOU have permitted to erupt in your own backyard. The thread https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?138301-An-impromptu-Merl-Meeting....&highlight= is buried way down in the lounge somewhere.

I am taking corrective and followup measures to have the summons served upon her in order to ensure this boondoggle is not permitted to continue. But, really, it`s kind of hard to do from.....up here in the middle of fucking nowhere~!

I sure hope that thread post thingy works.....but, regardless. North Vancouver is a fortunate place with the addition of Freyja....mumbling...youluckybastards....

cheers,

eddie.

 

[uncleg]

eddie how could you..............makes your mind Werl..............have you no will power.......as in " I will not allow my MERL to be suborned by a bunch of Wet Coasters."

O.k. pal....I did my bit actually. I convened a meeting of MERL to address this issue that YOU have permitted to erupt in your own backyard. The thread https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?138301-An-impromptu-Merl-Meeting....&highlight= is buried way down in the lounge somewhere.

I am taking corrective and followup measures to have the summons served upon her in order to ensure this boondoggle is not permitted to continue. But, really, it`s kind of hard to do from.....up here in the middle of fucking nowhere~!

I sure hope that thread post thingy works.....but, regardless. North Vancouver is a fortunate place with the addition of Freyja....mumbling...youluckybastards....

cheers,

eddie.

Lucky for me, no bridges to cross to get to the picket fence and stuff...................................plus it`s starting to get cold out in the middle of f&%$ing nowhere there..................just got back.

 

[mistressfreyja]

YAY, you fuckin' WERL.

Welcome home. No bridges for you! Aren't you a lucky boy. You are truly going to have to earn your keep. I will begin by pimping you out, if only THAT worked, and I didn't get myself in a bad way in the meantime. Well-done, Miss Freyja....you have rendered yourself in a BAD way.

Welcome home, Uncle Cleg! I missed you round these parts.

eddie how could you..............makes your mind Werl..............have you no will power.......as in " I will not allow my MERL to be suborned by a bunch of Wet Coasters."

Lucky for me, no bridges to cross to get to the picket fence and stuff...................................plus it's starting to get cold out in the middle of f&%$ing nowhere there..................just got back.

 

[mistressfreyja]

I have learned the same. If you are dealing with a subby that wishes to fight his/her way out, one must always be able to continue the rope-work/points of connection. And/or end with chains cuz then you's stuck.

Tie-points always come in handy. It's practicality, and state of mind, all rolled into multiple tie points, and a little thought and execution. Smartest thing is to keep some practical related scissors nearby, for safety, if dealing with rope as the medium. Bandage cutters are good, cuz you don't have to worry about cutting skin.

Sometimes, quick-release can't come quick enough.

Experience has taught me that you can never have too many eyebolts and, when you think you have enough, there isn't a tie point handy when you have a struggling sub wrapped up in rope.

 

[uncleg]

I have learned the same. If you are dealing with a subby that wishes to fight his/her way out, one must always be able to continue the rope-work/points of connection. And/or end with chains cuz then you's stuck.

Tie-points always come in handy. It's practicality, and state of mind, all rolled into multiple tie points, and a little thought and execution. Smartest thing is to keep some practical related scissors nearby, for safety, if dealing with rope as the medium. Bandage cutters are good, cuz you don't have to worry about cutting skin.

Sometimes, quick-release can't come quick enough.

From being tied up or from.....................................? You tease you.

 

[visiting]

Hello Mistress Freyja,

Congrats on your new digs!
I don't why, but I always have a smile on my face when I hear someone moved, with-out me helping out!!!! dam I moved a lot of people when I was younger!!!! OOO the stories......

Ladies, I can almost smell the cookies.......

Luv,
Cookie Monster!