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Fucking Lanya

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I have to revisit this review style simply because I never thought I would meet someone who could compare to the Hornicane.
Well I found that girl, Lanya is a freakin force of nature!
Fuck me to tears!

I have seen Lanya 4 times now, the first introduction being a duo with Kendra. She blew me away that first meeting and subsequent visits have only gotten better. She initially reminded me of the hornado harbinger but with a more cuddly and softer approach so I thought she would always go easy on me.
Nope….Fucking Lanya!

I was showered and comfortably on the bed when she entered. She snuggled up to me looking so sexy in a one piece pink lace lingerie outfit. She has dark hair, a gorgeous face, perfect little titties that she likes to touch and have touched, an ass to die for and the sweetest evil glint in her eyes. We started talking about duos and people we’d like to fuck, turns out we both have the hots for Haley so off she went to get her…
Fucking unbelievable!

Unfortunately Haley wasn’t able, but Lanya took her outfit off and she had my undivided attention. We never bother with a massage, no she gets right up on me rubbing her body all over mine, shoving her tits in my mouth, rubbing my cock, grinding all over the place. She was in a mood! The condom went on and she did a quick BJ only to moisten him up and got right on. She does a semi asian CG, one knee down and the other leg up. Still wearing her heels and just rocking to our own beat. That went on for some time until she settled onto her knees, grabbing my chest, reaching back and squeezing my thighs, hand prints all over the mirrors…
Fuck me silly!

I managed to get control of things and got her down on her back. Now I’m a bit of a nasty fella, and admittedly selfish, so I just had to go down on her. She has a beautiful pussy, and is very inviting and responsive. When I was satisfied, and pleased with her moistness we shared several positions and I could barely keep up with her. She is insatiable and vocal, not in a cum for me baby way, no no, she’s all about the don’t stops, right theres and I want you to fuck me doggy! I was tired, holy shit this girl doesn’t stop, even when I did she just kept fucking me head down ass up until I was kaput!
Finally fucking over!

But no, she keeps stroking me with her hand and whispering sweet things and compliments, coaxing me on. She puts on a fresh condom and sucks my cock, real slow and deep this time, but this girl has selfish motives herself. She gets into RCG, now let me tell you this is her fave position and she has no match for stroke and technique. What an amazing ass, she gets down real low and uses her hips and thighs, that position really hits the spot for her and it’s nothing short of magical for me. We dance through a few more positions and wind up in doggy again until finally we’ve reached the height of exhaustion. We lie together, cuddling and chit chatting while she softly strokes my sated cock and I tickle her back and flick her still hard nipples with my tongue.
Fucking unbelievable!

Lanya is a woman of rare circumstance, a beauty to inspire artists and poets. A super friendly sexy girl with a daring disposition and sweet sensuality. Very easy to talk to and always a cute smile with a fun laugh. She has a bravado that is perfectly contrasted with the modesty of a girl next door. And lets not forget she can be an amazing nympho in the sack! :cool:

Fucking Lanya….is incredible!

My apologies if this is too graphic, I hope I haven’t said too much. As always YMMV.
Thanks Lanya, you bring out the animal in me. :eek: :)

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...I never thought I would meet someone who could compare to the Hornicane.
Well I found that girl, Lanya is a freakin force of nature!
Psst - look at the Sunday evening schedule.... ;)


P.S. Lanyas are for HB40s... Paiges are for rabbits....
 

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He's ready. . .

for the Lanya-Paige-(substitute any of the following: Chanel, Lilith, Kendra, Holly, Lexie, etc.) "triple-decker sandwich". . .then he can truly own Edmonton's "pooning podium"...

 

HB40

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I can't believe I missed fucking lanya! and HB40!
What a sad, sad day...
Heehee, you make me smile, especially after seeing you for the first time and getting a hug when I left. :D
Maybe I can cheer you up, will a duo with Mischa work? Just until next Friday night... ;) :)
 

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Sunday duo

Umm, just a quick update. Had a duo booked but stars werent aligned. But no problem, Haley was going to be available to fill in on short notice, unfortunately that turned out to be unfortuitous too. But those girls are troopers down there at ER and thankfully Victoria agreed to TOFTT... :rolleyes:

So it was Lanya and Victoria, who is a pretty Russian lady with a sexy accent and is the tiniest little thing. It was a very good duo, although not girl/girl interactive and no DATY with Victoria. No kissing either, except for the one little one Lanya always gives me at the end, she must know it drives me crazy and then can't wait to get back.

There were a lot of highlights with the session though, one in particular was Victoria initiating some ass spanking that was perfect for the moment even though a little daunting for me, it always is....and I'm the one doing the spanking! :eek:

Thanks girls, that was sure a lot of fun! :D
 

edmontonsubbie

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uh...Edmonton.
it's not like i said perversion is a bad thing. How many boyfriends ya got?.....mumbling....fucking pervert.

by the way, I'm still annoyed that you stole that cute bartender out from under my nose. I was sure I was going home with him....
 
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HB40

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it's not like i said perversion is a bad thing. How many boyfriends ya got?.....mumbling....fucking pervert.
I didn't think so, you are the most perverted boyfriend I got! :rolleyes:

Well I guess it is going to take a little more time to catch on, right now it seems I'm the only advocate of the mens equality rights and liberation movement (MERL for short). I'm trying to be discreet so not too much attention is drawn, starting slow with just little things like referring to our buds as boyfriends like they call theirs girlfriends. Then moving on to bigger issues like toilet seat complaints, listen if we just sit down to pee then we'll never have to hear it again, but not in public washrooms. We should be going to those in groups too though, who better to tell it to us straight if our butts look too skinny in our jeans or the unibrow is starting to get a little thick than our boyfriends?!? I'm telling you guys, it's time to take back our fire, we are the hunters and gatherers men....whos with me?!? :)
 

edmontonsubbie

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uh...Edmonton.
As current president of the Edmonton chapter of MERL....i have to say...it appears your rallying cry has fallen short. Too bad. Still and all, we are having our regular meeting at the clubhouse tonight so any members that know the secret handshake and have the password are more than welcome to attend. I have had pneumatic pistons installed on the toilet seats so that they stay up where they belong. I will also be giving a one hour seminar on "Modern Perversions" at no additional charge....the hat will, of course, be passed around at the conclusion in order to defray my investigation costs....and they are considerable.

Per usual, boys only no girls. You may bring one guest so long as you control them. Well....maybe Lanya can come.

The beers will be cold and some stories will be told.

kindest,

eddie.
 
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