your horoscope today

[lenny]

"Whatever you do today, you will be a bit high-viz, especially in the eyes of parents, bosses and VIPs - including the police. Just be aware of this. (No public fights in elevators.)"

http://www.metronews.ca/horoscopes/libra.html

 

[lenny]

"Apr 4, 2017 - It's possible that you've relied on your imagination to pull you out of tough situations lately, Virgo. When the real world begins to get you down, you can always turn to your fantasy world."

https://www.horoscope.com/us/horoscopes/general/horoscope-general-daily-today.aspx?sign=6

 

[wetnose]

My favorite horoscopes come from the Onion...

http://www.theonion.com/features/horoscope

Aries: While it’s true that love has no boundaries, no limits, and no rules, your court-appointed restraining order has all three.

 

[lenny]

My favorite horoscopes come from the Onion...

http://www.theonion.com/features/horoscope

Aries: While it’s true that love has no boundaries, no limits, and no rules, your court-appointed restraining order has all three.

Those are now my favs, too.

"There’s no worse fate than dying alone. Thankfully, you’ll be surrounded by hundreds of airline passengers when it happens."