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lenny

girls just wanna have fu
May 20, 2004
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your GF's panties
My favorite horoscopes come from the Onion...

http://www.theonion.com/features/horoscope

Aries: While it’s true that love has no boundaries, no limits, and no rules, your court-appointed restraining order has all three.
Those are now my favs, too.

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