Your favorite quote(s)

[Silver Surfer]

Quotes

Most people get good judgement from experience and experience from bad judgement.

Some people learn from reading and some from reading - but some just have to pee on the electric fence by themselves

SS

 

[.leonardo]

“I am easily satisfied with the very best.”

“Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.”

 

[Burnaby_Guy]

Mae West and others...

-When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm better!

-If it is worth doing, it is worth overdoing.

-Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

 

[schizo_man]

If you always do what you've always done you'll always get what you've always got

 

[shedevil]

"He who makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man"

SD

 

[ComicalKazee]

Yogi Berra....

When asked why he has not been seen patronizing one of his former favourite restaurants lately.....

"Nobody ever goes there anymore. It's too crowded".

 

[d_Duck55]

"What he lacks in size he makes up for in speed".

Rosanne Barr talking about her ex Tom Arnold.

 

[myselftheother]

Mother is the Name of God on the lips of children. I heard that from the movie The Crow.

Best I can think of at the moment....

 

[H.Miller]

"The PERB lounge is like the weather, everyone is talking about it ,but no one is doing anything about it."

Mark Twain

 

[LowerMainlander]

The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be. ~ Douglas Adams - The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Don't Panic. ~ Douglas Adams - The HitchHiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. ~ Moses Hadas

Hoo-Ah! ~ Lt. Col. Frank Slade - Scent of a Woman

You hypocritically presume that your democratic system gives you a moral prerogative to force other cultures to conform to your politics. ~ Brigadier Kerla - Star Trek IV: The Undiscovered Country

You can't force or... or torture someone into liking you! No! You just have to put yourself out there and hope that they like you back! ~ Chris Bradner - Just Friends

My days of not taking you seriously are definitely coming to a middle. ~ Capt. Malcolm Reynolds - Firefly

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

If it flies, floats or fucks its cheaper to rent

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

"If you're in control, you're not going fast enough."

Mario Andretti

Bloody RIGHT BABY !!
Last year at the track I did a John Force all the way down the track.
Right from the launch was heading to the wall, missed it by about a foot,
got out of it and got it hooked up again only 300 feet later got loose again.

Fish tailing like a SOB, got it hooked up again at about the 900 ft
mark and near the top end she got loose again. Pedal to the metal
baby !! What a RIDE !!! Only later I came to my senses after
the thrill of that wondering WTF?!?!?! Am I nuts????

YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASSSS !!!!

When I go outta this world I wanna go in sliding on my ass and yellin'
HEEE HAWWWW !!!

Light 'em UP !! Racing season is about to begin!!



...............QM'r

 

[shedevil]

These quotes are from my ethics classes, I think they're great.

"As humans we are called to be thinkers and not mirror reflections of someone else’s thoughts."

"One’s philosophy is not best expressed in words. It is expressed in the choices one makes. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility." - Eleanore Roosevelt

"Efficiency is doing things right. Effectiveness is doing the right thing."~ Zig Ziglar ~

"To desert the truth in the hour of need is to prove that we do not know the truth." - Ernest Holmes

"Live neither in the past nor in the future, but let each day's work absorb all your interest, energy, and enthusiasm. The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well." - Sir William Osler

SD

 

[MrBlack]

Money isn't the most important thing in life, but it's reasonably close to oxygen on the "gotta have it" scale.
-Zig Ziglar

 

[sex]

“Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option”

 

[Dawgy]

Being a character often shows you lack it

 

[CGYGUY23]

Pink Floyd

"For long you live and high you'll fly and smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry and all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be.”


"How I wish, how I wish you were here. We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year, running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears. Wish you were here."

 

[CGYGUY23]

Mark Twain

"It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt."

 

[sex]

“We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.”

 

[ComicalKazee]

I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all.
Mitch Hedberg