You'll never guess

[hardup]

I was driving home the other day down Elbow dr. when suddenly a cat ran out in front of me.

I knew from the thumps under the car that this was not going to turn out well.

I got out and found kitty about ten feet behind the car and apparently the rear wheel had drivin' over the little thing.

I grabbed it by the tail and pulled it to the curb, was about to call animal services when a young girl came out of the house a few doors down screaming about her kitty.

I was gutted, I felt so bad and did everything I could think of to console her when her mother joined us.

Now I tried to reason with her and offered to give her fifty bucks to go to the shelter and pick out a new kitten for her daughter.

At this time she started screaming how it was a purebred Himalayan and worth over a thousand dollars and if I did'nt pay she was going to call the cops.

I got pissed at this and argued that if the cat was so precious what the hell was it doing in the street, I told her to go ahead and call the cops.

When they arrived and listened to both sides, to my shock they walked over to me, searched me and then cuffed me and I was told I was being arrested...
























For discussing the price of pussy on the street



Disclaimer: LG...this did not really happen...it was a JOKE

 

[ihatemyskirt]

That isn't funny.
Now I have to go look for my cat.

 

[hitrack]

I aint gonna touch this one

 

[LonelyGhost]

...it was a JOKE

I view your creation in the same manner: no one could be that stupid to boink someone that ugly and yet here you are!

 

[massageseeker]

keep us updated

 

[Big Trapper]

Hah haaaaah!!

Good one hardup!

I ain't politically correct at all. You can joke with me about any subject, person, animal or topic under the sun (and a few topics where the sun don't shine at all). I will laugh if the joke is good and the humour is there. But my favourite type of joke is the one that gets me laughing at myself or some characteristic aspect of myself.

Many things define humour. Sometimes it is the pun, sometimes the element of the surprise twist to the punchline, sometimes it is a relief action, such as, "Sure glad I'm not as dumb as that guy in the joke!"

And I say piss on the humourless puritans that have to check this week's politically correct dictionary to see whether they can laugh or not.

Harrumph! Bah, humbug!
Big Trapper

OK, you can all come out now, rant over...

 

[tom25]

I view your creation in the same manner: no one could be that stupid to boink someone that ugly and yet here you are!

Good come back LG LMAO

Tom