You must be a redneck if:

[Mchatte]

Your hottub is a bathtub using a wood fire to heat the water!!!

You think you have hot nuts!!!!

M

 

[luckydog71]

Yup, them thar are red necks alright.

Good caption....but how about this one.....


Hey Bro...get out of the tub and let sis join me...mom said I needed to take care of her until she got back...

 

[niteowl]

If your dream home is in a traffic jam...You might be a red neck.

Try these ones:

http://www.sillyenglish.com/online/audio/redneck.htm









A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.

 

[Mchatte]

Couple more!

If you cut your grass and found a car, you might be a redneck!

If someone asks you to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle, you might be a redneck!

M

 

[hornydude]

You know you're a redneck if...

....you see a sign that says "Just say no to crack."

and it reminds you to pull up yur pants.