You May Be Too Close To An SP if...

[Cock Throppled]

...if she tells you about her flu, and how she was vomiting and her nose was all crusty.

...if she tells you about her childhood and you want to hug her instead of have sex with her.

... she asks you to spend the night for free.

... she invites you shopping.

... she mentions a bout of food poisoning and the terrible diarrhea she had.

... she asks you to squeeze a zit, or squeezes one of yours.

... she gives you her private number.

... she gets you to pick up her laundry on your way upstairs.

... she lets you see her without make-up and hair done.

... she has a garlic-laden meal just before you arrive.

... she tells you her real name.

 

[uncleg]

...if she tells you about her flu, and how she was vomiting and her nose was all crusty.
...hopes you won't be trying to kiss her.
...if she tells you about her childhood and you want to hug her instead of have sex with her.
...hopes to get in a session without having to have sex with you.
... she asks you to spend the night for free.
... then leaves with her friends and you end up baby sitting the kid you didn't know she had.
... she invites you shopping.
... and has you pay all the bills.
... she mentions a bout of food poisoning and the terrible diarrhea she had.
... hopes to change your mind about asking for Greek.
... she asks you to squeeze a zit, or squeezes one of yours.
... then says how it reminds her of cum in mouth.
... she gives you her private number.
... right before she asks to borrow a significant amount of money.
... she gets you to pick up her laundry on your way upstairs.
... so she has time to clean up after the previous client.
... she lets you see her without make-up and hair done.
... hopes you'll go WTF and start seeing another SP...is tired of you but doesn't want to burn any bridges.
... she has a garlic-laden meal just before you arrive.
... enough of the tongue down the throat crap.
... she tells you her real name.
... as if you would know the difference.

ound:................................ound:

 

[take8easy]

...if she tells you about her flu, and how she was vomiting and her nose was all crusty.

...if she tells you about her childhood and you want to hug her instead of have sex with her.

... she asks you to spend the night for free.

... she invites you shopping.

... she mentions a bout of food poisoning and the terrible diarrhea she had.

... she asks you to squeeze a zit, or squeezes one of yours.

... she gives you her private number.

... she gets you to pick up her laundry on your way upstairs.

... she lets you see her without make-up and hair done.

... she has a garlic-laden meal just before you arrive.

... she tells you her real name.

Although I know what you are trying to say here, I still feel the points should either be negative or funny aspects of being too close to an SP.

I mean, the following are not necessarily bad, are they;



... she asks you to spend the night for free.

... she gives you her private number.

... she tells you her real name.

(I have experienced the first two, btw. Also I accidentally found out real name of an SP while I was in the shower and I could overhear her talking on the phone very loudly to someone.)

That's how I feel anyways. May be I didn't get the gist of it.


Now, I can add the following too.

If she is asks you to help her move .... "just as a friend" (Seinfeld: Keith Hernandez Episode anyone?)
If she asks you for a few thousand bucks as "Lifetime Client" fee.
If she asks you to take the trash can full of condoms to a medical place that disposes of Bio-Hazard material.


I am sure others members will chime in too.

 

[take8easy]

ound:................................ound:

Haha. Loved how you put another spin on things.

 

[sevenofnine]

I would answer yes to most of those,

but argue it is not necessary a bad thing, spending a night for free a bad thing,

I may add taking a vacation with an sp for free, being invited to just come and live with her, or use her house when she is gone,

its only bad, if being in a relationship scares the shit out of you.

 

[take8easy]

You may be too close to an SP;

if tip of your tongue can tell what she had for dinner while you are enjoying DATO (DINNER AT the O) !!!!!!!!

if, during DFK, you find the piece of chicken stuck between her teeth since last night.

 

[johnsmit]

Ok that and more has happened with a a number of escorts that I know.
Yah were just friends now��

 

[rxwca]

... you want to hug her instead of have sex with her.

This happened to me for the first time last month. Sex with her kind of repulsed me. I learned a lot about her and wanted to fall in love with her instead. I came back down to reality, for the most part. She moved away now but we text now and then.

 

[BaconNeggs]

Some of those have happened to me.
No biggie.

 

[JonnyBoi]

Haven't had any of these experiences.. Don't know if I even want to? Some are interesting but I don't want to get too attached.
I think we can be friends but never "super close friends" just because having too much emotions in this hobby seems dangerous to me..

Maybe if we stop the physical relationship.. Because I do feel some of the girls I've been with are amazing human beings.

 

[BaconNeggs]

An SP is a human being first and foremost.
So going for lunch or a walk or motorcycle ride should seem natural.
Coming over for dinner or to walk the dogs, taking them boating or teaching them to water ski.
As should be knowing her name and number.
Actually try and remember that these are people and not a robot you just power done when done with them.
They get sick for real.
Can lose a loved one and need a sympathetic ear.
Sometimes have the need for discussing real life things.
Many are really nice people if you get to know them some.
I've been told many many times I am very approachable.
So maybe that is why i can so easily be opened up to by everyone from little kids to an SP.
Some of the best visits and fun times and laughs i have eved had were off tbe clock with an SP.
Teaching one how to drive my boat, water ski, double her for a burger on my bike, watch tv or walk my dogs with, were good times. And I didn't find it even slightly awkward during those times or booking a session with her after. Business is business, and friendship is friendship.

 

[lenny]

How close do you want to be to a SP? How close is too close?

My experiences have ranged from them living with me to preferring they don't speak a single word during a session.

Many guys have married their SP & lived happily ever after.

 

[westwoody]

I draw the line at popping someone's zits.

Everything else has been done, but I'm not going there.