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LonelyGhost

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Canada Saskatchewan promo goes sour

OTTAWA (AFP) - A radio station's attempt to draw Canadian tourists to Saskatchewan backfired when a contest asking Canadians extol the virtues of the vast plains province turned sour -- or bitingly funny.
CKNW in British Columbia, Canada's westernmost province, asked listeners to fill in the blank: "You know you're in Saskatchewan when -- ."

Answers included: "You're grandmother's bunion operation makes the 'People in the News' section of the local paper," "Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens," and "The homecoming queen is seen driving a swatter." That's a farm implement, in Sakatchewanese.

"There's a humorous side to it, but it's also demeaning to Saskatchewan people," Don Morgan, a member of Saskatchewan's legislative assembly told the Star Phoenix newspaper.

"It's just going to reinforce those perceptions that we're a bunch of hayseed hillbillies in pickup trucks -- old pickup trucks," he lamented.

Fewer than one million people live in the western Canadian province, on some 600,000 square kilometers (230,000 square miles) of mostly farmland dotted with grain elevators under a seemingly never-ending sky.

The bungled tourism campaign comes after the Saskatchewan government spent millions of dollars to resettle former residents, as well as attract foreign investment and new immigrants.

Lawmakers tried to reverse the thousands leaving in search of greener pastures in recent years, leaving behind several forlorn towns.

The prize for the best contest entry is airfare, two nights' accommodation at a hotel and tickets for two to Canada's premier Juno music awards show in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan.
 

mookster

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You know you are in Saskatchewan when...

Your Capital City rhymes with FUN!!!

... or you get to spend time with Sydney!!! (Really Fun!!!)

M.
 

anonanon

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I've driven through, on a Canada road trip. Most uneventful, well the occasional town but Hwy. 1 is pretty much a straight line, no elevation changes. You can cruise through on cruise control and miss the whole province!
 

dirtydan

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You know you're from Saskatchewan when:

You look down at Manitobans.

You scoff at other people all bundled up when it's -40 and you're not wearing a toque or mitts.

You're a staunch leftie voting NDP in provincial elections and you're a staunch right-winger voting Conservative in federal elections.

You're next door neighbour lives 10 miles away by dirt road, but it's 15 by gravel or pavement.

You have a brother who was born sometime between 1963 and 1979 and his first is Ron.

You can't figure out any of the Regina jokes, well unless you're from Saskatoon.

You take a trip to PA and it's big deal.

Your birth certificate comes with a Co-op number.

You get wildly excited when the new tractors come out.
 

Azcanuck

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Here's some more for ya:

Jeff Foxworthy on Saskatchewan :

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through
36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will
swim by ............you may live in Saskatchewan.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May
......you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the
year ...........you may live inSaskatchewan.

If your dad's suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of
his forehead .........you may live in Saskatchewan.

If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time ........you
may live in Saskatchewan.

If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who
dialed a wrong number ........ you may live in Saskatchewan.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE Saskatchewanian when:

1. "Vacation" means going South past Regina for the weekend.

2. You measure distance in hours.

3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.

4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and then
back again.

5. You can drive 110 kph through 2 feet of snow during a raging
blizzard, without flinching.

6. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

7. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled
with snow.

8. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and
road construction.

9. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to
your blue spruce.

10. Down South to you means Estevan ...

11. Your 1st of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

12. You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.

13. You find 0 degrees "a little chilly."

14. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to
all your Saskatchewan friends
 

Azcanuck

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Sorry, jj, I can't seem to find the 'middle finger" emoticon to salute you.

Regina is a pretty good place to live, affordable and not a lot of the big city problems. I do have family in Van and enjoy getting out there for a visit once in while for a couple of days. A couple of differences though: seems to be friendlier people here and a lot less foreigners living here ;)

jjinvan said:
I've been there...

Almost nothing anyone could say would actually be demeaning.. Just about anything would be flattery.

Wasn't Regina recently named "Canada's most unlivable city" ?

And, they do almost all drive old beaten up pickup trucks with busted windshields.
 

TheRater

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On a clear day, you can look north and see the North Pole.

The wind from the North Pole only stops blowing when a polar bear walks between you and the pole.

Yeah I know they are not funny but still ... :)

- TR
 

tedsweettangv

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jjinvan said:
I've been there...

Almost nothing anyone could say would actually be demeaning.. Just about anything would be flattery.

Wasn't Regina recently named "Canada's most unlivable city" ?

And, they do almost all drive old beaten up pickup trucks with busted windshields.

Surely it was Toronto. It is not fit for humans. It is one of those place where you either live until you have enough money to leave or your IQ is smaller than your shoe size and you think it is OK. I lived there for 6 months and I would take Regina, Calgary, Vancouver, Montreal or even Flin Flon over TO any day.
 

BDAClub

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The biggest problem is that Hwy 1 rolls through the most unappealing part of Saskatchewan so people assume the whole province looks like that, but as you head north it get's better there's skiing at Black Strap (600ft of vertical:eek: ) and some of the best lakes anywhere that would rival anything BC has to offer, forested areas that are great for hunting and sleddin'. I can tell who is a prarie person out here just because they are friendlier and more open than the west coast tight asses that you run into that think they have it all figured out......sound familiar??

We don't have the mountains which are stunning living in Whistler and sleddin the ice cap here it amazes me everytime and I've been here since '89
But there are great things that Saskatchewan offers in terms of activities and quality of life.......but it's true it get's fuckin' cold in the winter which is one reason why I left.....but I miss pond hockey!!


You forgot one:

You know your in Saskatchewan when you get invited over for a massive outdoor BBQ & Party and they tell ya if you bring anything less than a 24 your a pussy and nobody orders water when it's last call.......nobody......that's for the west coast tight asses!!
 

Azcanuck

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Yeah, you're right....the south is pretty flat and not too much scenery. The forefathers could have built Regina aound one of the valley or closer to the lakes and things would have been great.

BDAClub said:
The biggest problem is that Hwy 1 rolls through the most unappealing part of Saskatchewan so people assume the whole province looks like that, but as you head north it get's better there's skiing at Black Strap (600ft of vertical:eek: ) and some of the best lakes anywhere that would rival anything BC has to offer, forested areas that are great for hunting and sleddin'. We don't have the mountains which are stunning living in Whistler and sleddin the ice cap here it amazes me everytime and I've been here since '89
But there are great things that Saskatchewan offers in terms of activities and quality of life.......but it's true it get's fuckin' cold in the winter which is one reason why I left.....but I miss pond hockey!!
 

Azcanuck

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Good One, and very true!

I can't tell you all the grief I get from my hockey team on a whiskey night when I don't partake in the drinking.

BDAClub said:
You forgot one:

You know your in Saskatchewan when you get invited over for a massive outdoor BBQ & Party and they tell ya if you bring anything less than a 24 your a pussy and nobody orders water when it's last call.......nobody......that's for the west coast tight asses!!
 

wolverine

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You know you're from Saskatchewan when....

You can tell when your sister's having her period when daddy's dick tastes funny! :eek:

(yes, the inbreeding humour was inevitable)
 

athaire

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All the humor aside I miss it, the wide open sky, hot summer days driving down the straight highways at like 100mph. Outdoor skating on the lakes/ponds.....wasn't all bad. And although the South is sucky for scenery that is where I'm going to be finding Chrisinda.........
 
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old pooner

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Quit picking on Saskatchewan. Where else can you put the car on cruise control and have a nap?
I think the thing I hated the most about Saskatchewan were the mosquitoes.
 

athaire

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old pooner said:
Quit picking on Saskatchewan. Where else can you put the car on cruise control and have a nap?
I think the thing I hated the most about Saskatchewan were the mosquitoes.
Now that is something I agree with.........
 

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1. Losing sight of the horizon, for even a few seconds, leaves you with an 'icky' feeling of disorientation for the rest of the day.

2. You're confused when cars come equipped with options that would never be needed, such as curb feelers and turn signals and yet, obvious options like trailer hitches and air conditioning, are extras.

3. You actually understand, and perhaps can describe in detail, the necessity for geographical correction lines.

4. You can't understand why those American television networks never settle on a schedule, instead of shifting all their programs back and forth an hour every spring and fall.

5. You always know Christmas is near because stores stay open late TWO nights a week rather than one.

6. You rent off-season storage space for your snowmobile on a week-by-week basis.

7. You understand, and become quite emotional, when some outsider doesn't know the difference between a farmer and a rancher.

8. You overhear someone explain how he installed a counter binder on his combine's pulley-driven wheat flattener with a square head hydrostatic coupler, using a universal bushing degreaser, and you can't believe he left only 5 inches of clearance between the kernel rotor and the straw-feed regulator - the idiot!

9. Your pronunciation of "Saskatchewan" is down to 1 syllable: "Skatchw'n."

10. Once every 23 years you perform strange ritualistic dances in public places (Riders win Grey Cup).
 

Randy Whorewald

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40 Things seldom heard in Saskatchewan

40 Things seldom heard in Saskatchewan
40. I heard the bonspeil was going to be alcohol free
39. Did you hear Nicole Kidman was spotted in Prince Albert?
38. Duct tape isn’t going to fix that.
36. Come to think of it cancel that beer, I'll have a wine spritzer.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house
34. Is the seafood fresh?
33. Sorry can't help you, I don't know where you could find a vlt.
32. I think John Deere Green looks tacky
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe
30. I think it’s fair that Tereasa lost the idol competition, that little Albertan hobbit was just way more talented.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to P.E.T.A.?
28. So that's a tractor.
27. Perogies? What is that?
26. Why would we need beer? I thought we were just going fishing. (hunting, curling, across the street)
25. Honey, we don't need another dog
24. Who's Tommy Douglas?
23. So a Co-op’s a store? Is there one in this town?
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor
21. Could you give me a hand to draw this map. The top and bottom are just straight lines, what bout the sides?
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Canadian Tire today.
19. Over here is our line of tofu meat products.
18. Aw Tim Hortons again, there’s a Starbucks down the street
17. Why would you need a bbg truck like that?
16. So that’s a Buffalo, what’s a Bison?
15. Did you remember to change your clock?
14. I was thinking of adding a spoiler to my lowered Honda.
13. Are you going to make it to Saskatoon for the gay parade?
12. I don't think the Roughriders have a chance this year.
11. I've got two cases of Corona for the Grey Cup
10. Could I please be served in French
09. I just don’t feel like Bingo tonight
08. Shame about Moose Jaw getting hit by that hurricane. (mudslide, earthquake, volcano, avalanche etc.)
07. So, what phone company are you with?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Corner Gas" that we haven't seen
05. I don't have a favorite farm equipment brand.
04. It’s just over that hill. (or just around the bend in the hiway)
03. I’m just going to skip white tail season this year, I can't find any one to tape the View.
02. I'm rooting for the Eskimos to take it.
01. Nope, no more for me, I’m snowmobiling home
 

LonelyGhost

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and finally, you know you're in Saskatchewan when ...

you can see forever ...


 

BDAClub

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LonelyGhost said:
and finally, you know you're in Saskatchewan when ...

you can see forever ...



Ahhhh yes the hay rides.....man I really miss them......all kinds of fun....you can find some real purty farm gals in the hay:eek:
 
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