On CTV News over the weekend, they reported the recent "raids" in Richmond, and put up a full screen slide on the news as follows:
1. One female had her underpants on backwards.
2. Another female had her underpants on inside out.
3. Another female was not wearing any underpants.
Quite the results for a bunch of raids - and now we know what to watch out for - putting our underwear on properly (note - now its not only clean underwear, but the right way)! (Hmmmm.....how many officers were diverted from work on serious crimes to check how everyone puts on their underwear?)
The above activities reminded me of a Christmas Story...
Little Johnny was taking part in the school Christmas pageant, and he was to be the narrator of the "Nativity" scene, but he had trouble in remembering all of the names and places, so he decided to write the names and places on the inside of the waistband of his undershorts.
As the scene opened, he started reciting the events...."A long, long time ago, in a place called....." With all of the excitement and nervousness of being onstage, his mind was failing him...so he flipped the top of his underwear waistband forward, saw the words and continued..."...Bethlehem, Joseph and his wife.........", checking the waistband again, he continued..."...Mary, found no room at the inn, so they stayed in a stable, where she had a little baby called...."
His mind was racing again, and he checked on the waistband of his underwear and repeated.." She had a little baby called Calvin Klein..."
;-)
PS - Does this mean Johnny is going to be reported?
1. One female had her underpants on backwards.
2. Another female had her underpants on inside out.
3. Another female was not wearing any underpants.
Quite the results for a bunch of raids - and now we know what to watch out for - putting our underwear on properly (note - now its not only clean underwear, but the right way)! (Hmmmm.....how many officers were diverted from work on serious crimes to check how everyone puts on their underwear?)
The above activities reminded me of a Christmas Story...
Little Johnny was taking part in the school Christmas pageant, and he was to be the narrator of the "Nativity" scene, but he had trouble in remembering all of the names and places, so he decided to write the names and places on the inside of the waistband of his undershorts.
As the scene opened, he started reciting the events...."A long, long time ago, in a place called....." With all of the excitement and nervousness of being onstage, his mind was failing him...so he flipped the top of his underwear waistband forward, saw the words and continued..."...Bethlehem, Joseph and his wife.........", checking the waistband again, he continued..."...Mary, found no room at the inn, so they stayed in a stable, where she had a little baby called...."
His mind was racing again, and he checked on the waistband of his underwear and repeated.." She had a little baby called Calvin Klein..."
;-)
PS - Does this mean Johnny is going to be reported?
