Terrell,
I find it interesting that you claim to be pals with Leo (the owner of Tavern United) yet you still think that local LE would start a pissing match with him over a fairly benign meeting. Seriously, even our Morals Unit has bigger fish to fry... like the street trade. Doing a sting to get pictures of, mostly, middle aged, middle class, married men sitting having beers would be a gross waste of WPS funds at a time of year when probably 75% of the detectives are on holidays.
Here, however, are some better reasons to not attend:
1) You've been banned from Canad Inns bars for that time when you showed your underwear, but weren't wearing any
2) You're afraid of learning Avery is your uncle.
3) You're afraid of learning Avery is your boss.
4) You're afraid of learning Avery is your best client.
5) Repeat 2-4 for Phoenix.
6) You're afraid of bumping into casual friends there. Oh wait. We're a bunch of guys who pay for sex and hang-out in internet chatrooms, we have no casual friends.
7) You're planning to take advantage of a bunch of perbs being busy to get into see some of the busier SP's in town.
8) You're scared to meet Logsplitter and then be standing at the urinal next to him... you'll try not to look, but with all the talk...
9) When you say you know the owner of Tavern United you actually mean "I got his daughter drunk once and took advantage. He told me if he saw my face around Wpg, he'd beat me senseless."
10) Your kid works at the pub!
I'm off to apply for a job with Letterman...
I find it interesting that you claim to be pals with Leo (the owner of Tavern United) yet you still think that local LE would start a pissing match with him over a fairly benign meeting. Seriously, even our Morals Unit has bigger fish to fry... like the street trade. Doing a sting to get pictures of, mostly, middle aged, middle class, married men sitting having beers would be a gross waste of WPS funds at a time of year when probably 75% of the detectives are on holidays.
Here, however, are some better reasons to not attend:
1) You've been banned from Canad Inns bars for that time when you showed your underwear, but weren't wearing any
2) You're afraid of learning Avery is your uncle.
3) You're afraid of learning Avery is your boss.
4) You're afraid of learning Avery is your best client.
5) Repeat 2-4 for Phoenix.
6) You're afraid of bumping into casual friends there. Oh wait. We're a bunch of guys who pay for sex and hang-out in internet chatrooms, we have no casual friends.
7) You're planning to take advantage of a bunch of perbs being busy to get into see some of the busier SP's in town.
8) You're scared to meet Logsplitter and then be standing at the urinal next to him... you'll try not to look, but with all the talk...
9) When you say you know the owner of Tavern United you actually mean "I got his daughter drunk once and took advantage. He told me if he saw my face around Wpg, he'd beat me senseless."
10) Your kid works at the pub!
I'm off to apply for a job with Letterman...
