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winky32

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Just came back from 2 weeks in my favorite Asian sex mongering country, were the weather was warm, food was cheap and tasty, and the girls were hot and ready!

Always reminds me of why i love Asia and how Canada/Vancouver is so overpriced and overrated. People here live their boring lives and keep telling themselves they live in the best city in the world, they like to drink their own cool-aid, watch Canucks lose thinking they are a good team, and continue on with their everyday routine mundane life in self-denial. I am glad i got out of that routine years ago. I simply live here to make $$$, and live like a boss when i travel elsewhere.

Glad to miss all the shitty wet weather here, and the greedy Xmas sales pitches to buy meaningless presents which will be tossed away, and instead spend my $$$ on what matters, my own pleasure and satisfaction.

FYI, i won't reveal specifically where i went to anyone, except maybe some trusted members as not to spoil this market. However, the clever ones can probably figure it out with a bit of investigation if they are keen. However if you do figure it out, please don't reveal it out here, or it will be the end of posting from me. The point is not to specifcally promote this place, but to show what other options there are in Asia that are vastly superior and cheaper to local options. There are many countries outside of Canada where you can have this kind of fun, for a fraction of the cost it would be here, if it were possible in the first place.

Below are some sample highlights from my trip. Prices are all quoted in CDN $

Freelancer Bar #1
Located in a well-known 5 star hotel, the bar had about 40-50 freelancers on a Sunday night all ripe for the picking. Caramel Skin, tight night dresses, makeup, hair, each which could be had for the evening for about $100cdn. Live music was being played by a good international band. I chose a petitle caramel skinnned 5'0 cutie with C cups, who spend the night and made sure i left a happy camper. Cost $100 cdn + 2 drinks. I didn't take her picture, and the picture below is not her, but of another similar looking and typical bird who works in this place and also available for picking.



Freelancer Bar #2
Located in another popular 5 star hotel, it was Ladies night and the bar had about 100-130 freelancers. International band playing top 40 hits including some classics as well. Drink were particularly pricey at this venue (about $15 per cocktail) but the hoards of hotties more than made up for it. It was a classy joint, so all the girls had nice clothes, hair and make up done. Prices range from about $100-$200 depending on the quality, and how close to closing time you decided to pull a girl. My mate ended up pulling a tall but skinny gal with a nice smile and personality for $100. The girls here tended to be late 20ish and for some reason wasn't feeling it so decided to go visit another joint to pull. However below is a picture of a lady i met here from a previous visit, just for your reference



Strip Club/Brothel #1
This is my favorite strip club in the City, and one of the most classiest and famous/notorious. They had about 60 nude dancers cycle throughout the stage, each with impeccable bodies, and NO IMPLANTS or plastic surgeries, usually all natural bodies, most of these girls were easily 8/10 when compared to the Vancouver scale, but there were a few 9's and perhaps a 10 or two. A full contact lap dance with one of these honies, where you can grab their breasts, suck on their tits, rub their pussies, and have them grind on you, comes at a cost of about $15. More fun can be had with these dancers, in a private upstairs room for about $200 but decided to just get the numbers of some of these dancers to meet them privately after their shift. A more economical option would be to get one of the Hooker Lady Companions, to sit and drink with you, and do your deed afterwards in an upstairs room, for between $80-$110, although generally they didn't have the same bodies as the dancers (many were still hot though, and miles ahead of K girls in vancouver for example).

A picture is worth 1000 words, and these are what the Strippers actually look like:


Go find me any Vancouver girl with natural bodies like that, soft skin, young and ready to go. You'll be looking forever. Here its only $15 for full contact lap dance, including all you can grope, and $200 for an hour romp in a safe and clean environment.

More reason why Vancouver is a boring no-fun city, overpriced, overrated. Waste of money.
 
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winky32

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Strip Club/Brothel #2
This is the most notorious Strip Club/Brothel in the city, and they had 5 whole floors of action. Each floor was a unique venue in itself hosting between 60-100 girls in an independent environment. The sheer selection of girls is simply mind-blowing. The prices are simply ridicoulsly cheap. I went into my favorite floor of this place, where there was a DJ playing music and 6 strippers on stage. Sitting around were over 80-100 young lady companion girls spread around the hall on different couches. When you pick a girl, she comes to your table where she chats with you, drinks with you, and you decide if there is any Chemistry involved. Usually they spoke little to no English here, but it didn't matter to me as I can speak a bit of the local langauge and use Google Translate App to fill in the blanks. If you don't take the girl there is no charge (other than if you decide to buy her a drink). If you choose the girl, it costs $50 (yes fifty) dollars to take her to a private room downstairs and get busy for an hour. The rooms are well maintained and decent, and there is a large number of staff around (waiters, waitressess, cleaners, managers) etc.. to make sure sheets are changed, orders are taken, and everything is running smoothly. This is a safe well-oiled machine, and no worries or concerns when you are partying here. If you want, you can also choose 2 girls for a 3some for only $75 total, although its not a porn style 3some, and you need to switch condoms. Small tip to the girls after the deed was done, and back to the main hall for more drinking and look for other girls i can do in the next round. Girls here are young, typically in their early 20s, even some in their late teens. Customers are 90% local, but you see a few white foreigners around here, and they managed to get what they want without issues.

A real photo of only one section of the club where you can select girls. There are probably 15 times this many girls to choose however.
 
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Caramel

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nice pics! beautiful ladies :) I'm curious are these the same places where the girls are all young and lovely and when they age there is no business so they become the "auntie" to be moved to Canada from all those Asian ads on our LL/BP etc. ?
 

winky32

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Most Asian Aunties working in places such as Joyce station are from China, who in their younger days made their way in HK to become prostitutes long enough (10+ years) to get a HK residency card/passport. Once they become too old and thus unwanted in the HK market, they come over here with their HK passport, where our proud (and often ignorant) Vancouver members worship them for their 'beauty' and 'services'. Well, whatever makes you feel better about cherishing someone else's unwanted stuff :)rant:
 

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Interesting thread to be sure. To the OP, a "Well done".

I don't feel as downbeat about Vancouver weather as winky32, myself having escaped a life of intolerable (for me) winter elsewhere in Canada.
Still, I can sympathize with his reasonably accurate description of local confines, but perhaps in less harsh terms.
Escape from deadening humdrum is a common anxiety, and it feels good to scratch that itch in idyllic surroundings to which w32 travels.

This thread prompts me to recall those of Chica Chaser in 2010 with his marvelous journal postings known as "The Pooner Guide to China".
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthrea...d-China-trip-sex141-com-girls-KTVs&highlight=

Then there were Tantalizeme's essays on Thailand and the Philippines.

Also the lap dancing references here revive memories of the golden years of lap dance bars in Ontario wherein fully libidinous activities were rampant and often public.

Give us more, w32.
 
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Great stuff Winky. I have got to visit asia some day. Those ladies look incredible and the price! Thailand?
 

winky32

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Great stuff Winky. I have got to visit asia some day. Those ladies look incredible and the price! Thailand?
Thailand? Maybe.... However if you've actually been to Thailand yourself you could easily rule our or confirm this as the destination.

Anyways, I don't want to spoil the market and reveal the exact location here, especially since most of you aren't ever going to leave Canada to travel to Thailand or wherever anyways...whats the point?

I've traveled to and fucked my way around EVERY single Asian and EurAsian Country to find this one, I've paid my dues, when most guys here haven't even traveled to one to share about it. I'm not giving it up here so easily. Just consider it happy non-fictional reading for you guys.
 
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Gentleman's Spa #1

After a night of hard drinking and partying, my favorite activity in this city is the recover by spending the afternoon in one of its many Gentleman's Spas. Those that have visitied Spas in major Chinese cities on business trips will understand what i am saying.

This particular spa was the best in the city, nice clean facilities, relaxing lighting. Entrance fee was a measly $12, which includes full use of Hot tub, Suana, Pool, steam room, heat room, l excercise room, robes and towels, shower room, lockers, and even a lounge where free and a small buffet good food was provided (an assortment of Chinese style dishes including fried noodles, steamed buns, and dim sum appetisers).



After lounging around in the relaxing facilities for about 2 hours while planning my evening (i.e. seeing which of the ladies i picked up over the last few days would be willing to meet me tonight), i decide to go for a naughty massage here. You can pick your masseuse from a selection of about 30 here, and they tend to be young and cute with an average age of 25. The cost of a 90 minute massage is about $40, in which case your facilites fee is then waived. The massage style is more muscle focused (e.g. swedish) rather than stretch focused (thai style). The massause was also careful to tease the little bro to make sure i knew what else was on offer towards the end. After the flip, with my little guy fully errect and in firm grasp of her hands, she asked if i wanted anything else. We got down to brass tacks, and an HJ finish could be had for about $20, and a FS for about $50 extra. I decided the HJ would be sufficient on this occasion as i wanted to save my muscles for one of the dancers i pulled the other night. All in all, this spa was a nice way to spend 5 hours in the afternoon recovering and de-toxing from hard drinking, and preparing for the night of debauchery ahead.



Even though the price is laughable by western standards, there are much cheaper spas which offer similar services at even lower rates. For example, there are smaller spas which provide a girl and a real massage and FS finish for about $50 total. You can also choose the girl from an album or posting on the wall similar to this.



And these are not your typical Fake Leo-List Bait and switch pics. What you see is what you get. And if you don't like what you see when she arrives, simply tell the manager and they'll switch with another girl you want.

However, I am a regular at this particular higher-end spa, and always get treated with class and respect here. Sometimes its fun to go budget, but You get what you pay for...anywhere in the world...except maybe in Vancouver you get what you (over)pay for.
 

Caramel

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oh you are not telling us where ;) lol, I didn't read the entire posts, let me guess!!! Malaysia? Singapore? Indonesia? Myanmar?
 

winky32

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You forgot the 'stan' countries :) And if you've actually been to those countries you guessed, you'd be able to quickly confirm or rule them out anyways.....

Its somewhere across the Pacific Ocean..........that's all I'm saying to you Perb Keyboard Couch surfers. And does it really matter to the 99% of you who have never, and will never ever take a flight across the pacific anyways?

Will you somehow feel instantly better if i say it's Hong Kong, Tokyo, Beijing, Bangkok, Pattaya, Kashgar, Phnomn Penh, Bali, Siem Reap, Ho Chi Minh City, Surabaya, Phan Tiet, Osaka, Seoul, Busan, HoHot, Vientianne, Chiang Rai, Hat Yai, Yangon, Mandalay, Kunming, Tashkent, Manila, Urumqi, Cebu, Angeles City, Thimpu, UlaanBattaar, Kuala Lumpur, Johor Baru, Singapore, Denpasar, or PyongYang? If yes, just pick any one of those, I've been to most of those cities and each are miles ahead of Vancouver in terms of Mongering activites, prices and fun. I'll even give you a hint, it may be one of the cities i just mentioned...

However if there is another seasoned, well-travelled brother who has been to Asia, and has proven/reported on it, i may reveal to him privately in a PM.

Otherwise all public guesses will be ignored, and may annoy me to the point of me stopping my posts to this thread.
 
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I have been to Hong Kong, Beijing, Bangkok, Pattaya, Ho Chi Minh City, Manila, Angeles City, Kuala Lumpur, and Singapore and each are just a little bit off from what winky32 relates. However, the exact city is not important. In each of those cities you can find woman willing to satisfy sexual desires for a fraction of the Vancouver pricing. Furthermore, you will not be subjected to bait and switch, phony ages and photos. Vancouver would not be so bad it you could actually get a girl that resembled the ones who's photos are posted. I have not partaken at all cities but have been offered.

Singapore, has a place with 4 floors of bars and pretty young girls, but most charge at $200 per night (still cheaper than Vancouver). The other cities have girls who will spend the night in the $100 range, and many cities have massage places that charge $10 or less for an hour, with more skill than most places in Vancouver. And at this Many of those places offer hj, bj for another $10 or $20. But i prefer the massage only places at $10 including tips as sex related activities are so cheap elsewhere, and those that offer more give lousy massage. In some cities short time sex (you can take them to your hotel and keep them 2 or 3 hours - none of this 30 minute stuff) for a charge at under $50. I have friends that traveled to some of these spots and averaged $30 for short time sex.
 

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There is just so much information available on sex tourism destinations in Asia.

Here's one of many sites: http://nomadphilippines.com/
Despite the "philippines" in its url, the site includes other places.
If you look at the ebook and map buttons, you are introduced to that place's sex girl scene.
The Around Asia tab will drop a menu of different countries, with their own places' ebooks and maps to explore.

The comments column has readers' mixed shares such as the "Five Blow Job Bars in Bangkok" thread.
http://nomadphilippines.com/bangkok-blowjob-bars#comment-5334

Another example is the more luxurious hotel bar/massage/brothel scene in Indonesia.
http://nomadphilippines.com/malioboro-hotel-indonesian-prostitutes/
http://nomadphilippines.com/jakarta-sex-clubs

Traveled as culture tourist to Thailand, HK area & Macau, Japan and Cambodia, always with a little local spice thrown in.
Maybe this year's list includes one or more of Taiwan, Korea and Indonesia.
 
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Awesome. Happy new year my friend Winky. All the best poon in 2017 :) Are you still bathing in paradise as you share with us?
 

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It doesn't really matter where you are, just be safe and have fun. You can find treats in Asia, in almost any country (including the Desi countries).
I mainly poon in HK/Macau and China as those are the places I visit every year for 3-6 months, but I have side trips... the side trips are the most fun!
Anyways, my favorite place is Malaysia as it's so close to Singapore and yet about a third of the price for the same quality girls in Singapore.
For the cost, Cambodia and Vietnam was cheapest for me, but not as great quality in room and services. It all depends on the person/patron as well.
 

winky32

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Saltywetguy,

I used to frequent HK/China, but the increasing exchange rate, and the fact China has cracked down on this activity has made it less enjoyable there. Langauge can also be an issue there. For those without language skills, the best bet is either Thailand, Philippines, or Cambodia, as the sex industry in these countries are specfically catered to tourists, and the girls will have some degree of English. These are also probably the best location for someone first trip overseas, to avoid hassles and have a better experience.
 

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Just came back from 2 weeks in my favorite Asian sex mongering country, were the weather was warm, food was cheap and tasty, and the girls were hot and ready!

Always reminds me of why i love Asia and how Canada/Vancouver is so overpriced and overrated. People here live their boring lives and keep telling themselves they live in the best city in the world, they like to drink their own cool-aid, watch Canucks lose thinking they are a good team, and continue on with their everyday routine mundane life in self-denial. I am glad i got out of that routine years ago. I simply live here to make $$$, and live like a boss when i travel elsewhere.
Well if all you want to do in life is to drink, party, and bang hookers then yeah, Vancouver is overpriced and overrated. It would appear that most people that live in Vancouver don't share the same life choices as you though. There's many things I don't like about Vancouver, but I can find plenty of reason to live here aside from just family and friends.

I understand the post was just meant to show that places in Asia are cheaper in price and superior in quality for this 'hobby', but anyone with half a brain can figure that out. I also wouldn't chastise people for spending on girls that you would consider overpriced either. What they decide to do with their own time and money is none of my business.
 

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something that never gets mentioned here is how dangerous asia can be in certain circumstances

life is cheap in Asia, suspect this attitude is a product of the large population base there

if you were killed and tossed in a dumpster, I doubt the local police could care less

we pay a price for the huge safety we have with our legal system, civic attitude towards crime, and relatively safe living environment

factor that into the cost of living here and I think if you value safety, things balance out
 
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something that never gets mentioned here is how dangerous asia can be in certain circumstances

life is cheap in Asia, suspect this attitude is a product of the large population base there

if you were killed and tossed in a dumpster, I doubt the local police could care less

we pay a price for the huge safety we have with our legal system, civic attitude towards crime, and relatively safe living environment

factor that into the cost of living here and I think if you value safety, things balance out
Well said. Not to mention girls being under age, treated slightly better than slaves, etc
 

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Quote from the OP: "Glad to .... spend my $$$ on what matters, my own pleasure and satisfaction."

Now that's the selfish Christmas spirit we had all come to know and love until Scrooge bought that turkey for Tiny Tim!

Hey, the girls may be trafficked human slaves but they are cheaper than Vancouver, and hey, I have no conscience to interfere with my pleasure and satisfaction
Couldn't have said it better!
 

winky32

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but anyone with half a brain can figure that out. I also wouldn't chastise people for spending on girls that you would consider overpriced either. What they decide to do with their own time and money is none of my business.
Thanks for stopping by and reading this thread, and putting a few words in my mouth while you are at it. You consider my post 'chastising" people for their decisions, but at the same time calling me out for my personal opinion? Sounds a bit hypocritical and over-sensitive, very common trait of Vancouverites. I hope your new years resolution includes a bit of lightening up.

Happy 2017 Bro, stay in Vancouver and read about my fun overseas if that what makes you happier.
 
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