Soooo......if I ever have you over for coffee, I'll be sure to lay out some plastic sheeting.
You know.....just in case.
WTF?? Irate lady takes a sh!t in Tim Horton's (Langley, BC), flings it at staff
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You know.....just in case.
If I come all the way out your ranch and you offer me Tim's there better be a jug of your Special XXX alongside to make it at least palatable or we'll be having a conversation.
And as for the plastic sheeting- well, I hope there's not a fresh trench anywhere nearby. Although I'm sure there are a lot of suitable disposal spots around the Ponderosa if necessary.......
I find a lot of things funny that I wouldn't want happening to me-
- line drives to the nuts and face.
- a bicycle header down a set of stairs off a bench and into a handrail.
- violently double ending for a few hours with Montezuma's revenge in Mexico.
- a turbulent high water wash away through a canyon while river fishing- then coming up a half mile downstream with rod and coffee still in hand.
- leaning on a chick's belly after a good pound-o-rama and her ripping a loud c**t fart.
- sitting in a golf cart beside the tee-box and getting drilled in the kids by a slicing zinger.
- drunkenly hugging and making out with a chick when she quietly barfs down the back of your jean jacket- then walking around for 2 hours unawares.
Been there done all of that- and it was pretty fucking funny.
As long as no one gets really hurt....
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I'm thinking that she could make a shitload of money as an escort catering to a certain "fetish". There are weirdos out there that would pay extra for this.
Lol, I'm guessing their coffee is not good?
I never drank coffee in my life so I don't know what's good or bad. I tried it and don't like it.
