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2longjohn

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Really I hope he used a pay as you go phone or his wife might be wondering why its ringing so often. What did she say the guy did for her to post his number.
 

Georgieboy69

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I wish I had actually copied the ad oh well.

Anyway's she was basically saying he smelled and left some nice brown smudges on the sheets lol, and that he was also a no show a couple of times. She was basically imploring SP's to start a bad date list, which of course we know the ones on here and other forums already do.

Note to self.... Make sure toilet paper has no brown spots before flushing
 

2longjohn

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Hahaha that is funny brown smudges on the sheets I can't even type I'm laughing so hard. The life of a sp is definitely not always a pretty one lol. No wonder so many of them say in their ad to shower before appointment. Bad date list or a sheet smudger list which is it LMFAO. Better go with the lower thread count when he comes over.
 

Georgieboy69

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I will now start to be self conscious about leaving brown streaks behind lol, I am just kidding but that is funny.
 

marlowemj

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C'mon...Are some pooners that lazy to shower and get ready for a SP? I guess this guys mommy has to learn to properly bathe and dress him before he goes out. Let's turn the table a bit. What about some of the SP's. For the most part all the SP's I have seen have been clean and fresh with the exception of a couple. The worst was Chanel from St. B who advertises "In home best spa atmosphere you can enjoy". Talk about stinky sheets and a stinky girl. Grossed me out for months.
 

ATM

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As soon as I saw she was offering a spa atmosphere I am thinking, what she turning the heat up in her apartment? Chanel has tried every scam in the book, best bet just steer clear.
 

4nbstd

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Wasn't me.
I have had a couple of SP's mad at me in the past for wiping my dick off on their curtains when I was finished. ;)
Few SP's (who happen to have great reviews) I've seen had one of those wet wipes for me when I was finished. For me, little things like that makes the difference between good SP (simply can recommend to others without problem, but won't necessarily repeat unless I can't book with anybody else) and great SP (will see again every chance I get).
 

shyboy123

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My fav is the rice steamer with warm washcloths - nice touch. I shower before & after but I don't l
 
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*sigh* isn't that just standard service? Even when touring I've got a hot towel system of some sort rigged up :/

I didn't get to read this gem (someone copy/paste next time!) but I will say this: Unless she was robbed or physically harmed, no excuse to post his number. None, nada, zip, zilch. I got 60 emails in one night from the same person from their real email address (linked to their real name) and the cell number linked to their facebook. While it was absolutely stupid of this person to tempt fate and a lot of people would have outted them immediately, really 60 emails isn't worth ruining someone's entire world over.
That's because you're a class act, Missy. Not all ladies (or gentlemen) are like that. IMO, always use a disposable email address, and preferably a pay-as-you-go cell phone too.

I had a long-gone SP go a little nuts about 4-5 years ago, calling all hours of the day and night for a couple days straight, trying to get my help with a minor personal issue. Thankfully the missus was out of town on business, and I just turned the ringer off. Even with an SP who is trustworthy, I always use an alias and don't let on too much about my personal life. Better safe than sorry.
 

ati

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I'll repost the ad without the identifying details.
Showed up for the first appointment but slid off my bed and left a big poop streak - Ooh!
Books appointments and then does not show up (twice now);
Have heard it all from him (mother has been in car accident? - who says that?)

Do not waste your time on this unhygenic, smelly client!

By the way girls, as an SP, I speak for all of us when I say, let's get a LIST going of "DO NOT ANSWER" deadbeats. Put in your phone as "Do Not Answer" with his number.
 

Georgieboy69

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I'll repost the ad without the identifying details...


Showed up for the first appointment but slid off my bed and left a big poop streak - Ooh!
Books appointments and then does not show up (twice now);
Have heard it all from him (mother has been in car accident? - who says that?)

Do not waste your time on this unhygenic, smelly client!

By the way girls, as an SP, I speak for all of us when I say, let's get a LIST going of "DO NOT ANSWER" deadbeats. Put in your phone as "Do Not Answer" with his number.
That is exactly what was in the ad!!!
 
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