TY! I might give him a $10 discount for being a perb member.
I`ll ask him to post pictures each month to show his progress!
Would you pay for a penis enlargement program?
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I`ll ask him to post pictures each month to show his progress!
i was thinkin' about getting half of mine cut off - then i could apply for that job studdin' elephants... 
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i'm sure i could get the doctor to transplant the cut off part to a worthy recipient, lol
ound:i'm sure i could get the doctor to transplant the cut off part to a worthy recipient, lol
My penis enlargement program is working excellent, it's called losing weight, I think I have gained an inch in the past two months after losing 50 lbs!
Hello there, InTheBum............That handle certainly is unique, and every time I read it, it manages to conjure up unwanted images in the
theatre of my mind............but certainly has a better ring than 'UpTheAss'.....which would be a really shitty handle.
Of course, curiosity always has me wondering if 'InTheBum' describes a 'giver', a 'receiver' or both ????
Oh, and by the way, InTheBum, ....I think most members would agree that Tantalizeme is the king of long, detailed and informative reviews on Perb, and that Hatrick is certainly the king of pooners on here, ...... but to this moment,.. I haven't really detected any individual member that would clearly qualify as king of sarcasm, ..... and as time goes on, you may think that I should be one of the candidates, unless sarcastic humor is a bannable offense on Perb, in which case I may not last past tomorrow evening.
Now, to reply to your post as noted above.
MY comments make no sense, because you failed to see the sarcastic humor that they were riddled with, and not intended to convince anybody .. like your feeble attempt....that a six month plan can add 1 to 1.5 inches to the length of a erect penis.
Surely you must realize that huge multi- billion dollar companies have tried for years to come up with a method of enlarging men's penises with some 'wonder drugs' or exercise, that would be much more successful and financial rewarding than the little blue pill, and I haven't seen any headlines proclaiming such.
Good luck with your DVD, extender and pump, but I think I'll stick with what mother nature gave me, living with the phrase: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"..... besides, I would be very embarrassed going to an incall, unpacking an extender and pump and saying to the lady: "Don't mind me, I'll be ready to go in about 15 minutes, meanwhile, feel free to start without me"...
And how do you, InTheBum, compare a weightlifter bench pressing weights to a guy just wanting to increase his penis muscles and size.
I found many, many years ago that my penis doesn't require any kind of weight lifting,............. because it is the lightest thing on my body.... just a thought can raise it.
Keep smiling.
...fixed that for ya, pardner...I don't know about that cowboy, how many miles of sheep has it been in?
This sounds like you suffer from "Fat Man Acorn Penis Syndrome" or FMAPS
My program can help you improve your "Acorn" appearance even more than losing all that KFC and McDonalds fat.
Fullhouse, thanks very much for your feedback!
But I believe the King of all pooners on perb is the legendary "Hamster". Do a search for some of his reviews and you will see why. Unfortunately, he was banned many years ago... and many of his best reviews were deleted as well. Who knows...maybe he is still around under another handle?
But as far as Penis development goes, you are clearly speaking from little to no knowledge on the subject. In fact, your reasoning is similar to these kind of thoughts:
1. You can't make money day trading.
2. Only idiots think 911 was an inside job
3. Gambling is for fools and everyone loses
Did you know there is a whole community of people would devote 15 minutes to an hour a day working out their penis?
Just my 2 cents.
Hello again, InTheBum..................................( I mean that as a greeting, not an invitation)...lol
You know, I am one of those guys that enjoys living in the present, not in the past. Not only have I never heard of "Hamster", ....the nice fellow may have been legendary,....but I couldn't care less what he wrote in his reviews many years ago....... human natures regular aging process tells me that the ladies he reviewed many years ago, are now many years older, their body shapes probably have changed, and one would only guess what their menu and pricing is,.....if they are even still in this business......
So, I prefer to read 'today's reviews', not 'yesterdays news'...
As far as your claim of me not having any knowledge on penis development,... you are absolutely wrong..... I think I am an expert on penis development, 'cause believe it or not, I was born with one.
I do admit that it was still just a tiny little penis by the time I was 2 yrs., but I was so attached to it, that I began to like it and even starting playing with it. Well, over the years, it developed to a stronger, thicker and bigger penis, and 'playtime' with him got to be more and more enjoyable. I still remember the first few times while stroking him, he started to throb and then spit out some white, gooey stuff, which made a mess all over the lingerie pages of the Sears catalogue. I have since learned that that is known as 'masturbating, and I still enjoy it to this day, with a fully developed penis.. ....So, InTheBum, as you can see, I have a lot of knowledge on penis development.
I chuckle at your 3 examples of 'my reasoning'..
1. . I have never thought that you can't make money day trading, but let me tell you, InTheBum, the REAL money is made in night trading.
'Ladies of the Night' trade their time and 2 or 3 orifices for hundreds of dollars an hour, and some, thousands over night.... And they are guaranteed 100% profit on their trade...... where as a day trader has no such guarantee, and can lose thousands in a day....
2. . "idiots think 911 was an inside job"..... I think 911 is and always will be an inside job. I can't vision anybody being idiotic enough to move those dedicated phone operators outside into howling winds and pouring rain, no, keep them inside where they are dry and warm.
Now, if we were talking about 9/11.....that's an entirely different story.... but that's not what InTheBum wrote.
3. ."Gambling is for fools, and everybody loses"............Allow me to introduce you to a few 'fools'.......Daniel Negreanu, Doyle Brunson, Phil Ivey, Jennifer Tilly, Gus Hansen, Phil Helmuth, Annie Duke, Jonny Chan .... and the list could go on and on..... all of them multi-millionaires..... Oh by the way,.....I'm also one of those 'fools' that gambles for a living that affords me a very comfortable life style, but not like the above mentioned.
Regarding the community of working out their penis daily................Do they have a free introduction offer for the first hour of 'show and stroke' ????
But to be honest, I already work out my penis for an hour a day, with great enjoyment and pleasure,........but it's not EVERY day.
At 275 bucks average an hour, depending on the menu, (and I don't even indulge in "in the bum"), at 365 days a year, works out to a cool round figure of $100.000.00.
So, I'll just keep working 'in and out' with the size that I have at the frequencies that I am comfortable with....By the way, NO lady has EVER asked me if I could produce a little more 'wood',..... but quite often if I could produce a little more cash.
Keep smiling.
Some people really need to try not to pay for sex now and again...oh but we all pay one way or another he'll say. :thumb:
Elmore, I don't think we have ever met,....so, pray tell where did you read that I only have sex when I have to pay for it ????????
An assumption on your part, but I must admit that I believe in: "Variety is the Spice of Life."....Variety not only in sexual activity, but also in ethnic background.
By the way, I've had this 'non-SP' gorgeous gal sleep with me for the last 3 weeks........................................Now, if I could just convince her to let me 'intercourse' her, or even just trade oral skills,....I'd be in Heaven.
