Worst Session you ever had?

[hockeyboy86]

I was just curious how many of you here had a session that was so bad it was worth announcing...

A few weeks ago i stayed with a girl called Sofia at Penthouse and i am still regretting it She was the first girl to meet me, had a great body.
I told her i was looking for GFE and she said she did not offer it but she convinced me to stay and not to meet the other ladies because she told me they don't offer gfe either...

So she started of the session with a massage insisting that she leave on her clothes...!? A bit dull i will admit, she didn't have a whole lot to say either. From there on things were very uncomfortable. She didnt want me to touch her... Anywhere. No bj just went straight to fs, which didnt last long cus at that point i only wanted to get out of there!
The worst part of all was after the session i ran into one of my favourites who is hotter and offers full gfe! Its unfortunate girls like her give some studios a bad name and ruin it for the rest of the ladies...
L: 8
S: 5
A: 4

 

[Markl]

Lee at some studio I can't mention.
Not going into details on this one.. it was just over a year ago now.
L: 6
S: 2
A: 5

Sierra when she was at MMC. Though I think it was a YMMV thing. She was nitpicking over some blemish or something I had on my behind. Service was fairly mechanical. I think it would have gotten better had I seen her a few more times.

L: 9 She is very hot looking.
S: 5 Just ok.
A: 4 Would need improvement for a repeat.

Have not had any other bad experiences that I can remember. Then again, haven't been around many other gals.

 

[richard111111]

I had an experience with sierra also. She is now over at revive massage and sp. She was into herself way too much. She thought posing for me would get me off. Then was too much moaning. She must think that I am stupid. I am touching her body (not even in a private area) on the leg and she is moaning like she is going to get off. I would stay away from her boys!
I would also stay away from Madison at Shiatsu on 50th. I read a lot of good reviews about her. People said she had great tits. They were fine. That was about it. She wore clothes that were too small for her. Her ass is wrinkly and badly out of shape. Her service was lackluster at best. I won't even mention the bad smell she emmitted (she really should wash more). I would just stay away from her.
I am not saying I am anything special. I am just an average joe who works hard for his money. When I choose to participate in a session I would hope that she appreciates what I did to get it. I hate it when girls let themselves go and think that money grows on trees. Beware guys.

 

[xtant]

worst ever, Nicole at 50th

https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=102949

 

[Owudoin]

Worst ever was some chickie at Cloud 9...about a million years ago. Damn those thigh high boots and leather skirts!
Massage consisted of scratching my back for about five seconds and then "flip over" and then the bj started...along with the burping and gagging and so on and so forth. There's a difference between throat fucking some chick that's into it, and completely another when they're gagging on the head....
Brutal...
That was the last time I was ever at Cloud 9...

 

[praxis]

That is a deal-breaker!!!

I won't even mention the bad smell she emmitted (she really should wash more). I would just stay away from her.

Fishy smell (sign of Bacterial Vaginosis) is a deal-breaker. Women should have themselves checked and treated (washing only masks the odour). I just wonder why they don't smell it themselves - and do something about it...

Hygiene works both ways- both for the client and the SP. If I detect any odour from down there, I make it a point not to repeat with the SP - no matter how hot they are...

 

[troyy]

helen for myasianbaby worst ever no bj and no emoition im never ever going back to that place worst ever

 

[rossedm34]

I wont name the name, but can if anyone's interested, PM me.

Hot picture on the website, not so much in person, thought I'd go with it anyways as I don't mind curvy woman. she wasn't curvy, she was thick. She takes her clothes off and it looked like a barrel. I've paid in advance and feel committed. I get a very feeble light massage, she talks about her car troubles, no wood at all, no teasing. She proceeds to a CBJ, and a very, good one. I ask if she likes DATY (I have to calm down, a little pussy play does that), she says she does and rolls over. I move down and see it. Yup. Tampon string. I don't DATY and my dicks made like a fuckin' turtle. I ask for more CBJ, she does, gets me back up, then asks if I want to go farther. I have her CBJ till I'm on the brink, then give her 2 strokes and I'm done. Worlds quickest shower and I'm out the door, never to darken it again. I want to puke after that, worst experience I have ever had, in my life, period.

Not one word of exaggeration in that story, and I know it sounds cruel and that's why I didn't name the name in public so as to cause drama.

I rarely stray from my 2 regs now, it's just not worth it. If I want variety, I'll go for a one nighter. If I want a guaranteed fantastic experience, I see one of my 2 faves, depending on my mood. (I will name them, Eden at Legends, Kendra at Revive. Never had a bad time with either, both special in their own ways, creative and just cool as hell to chit chat with, never mind the play part of the sessions.)

 

[Kittie]

then asks if I want to go farther. I have her CBJ till I'm on the brink, then give her 2 strokes and I'm done.

Im confused (and kinda icked out, you poor thing!), so the two strokes...you fucked her while she had a tampon in?

(I feel weird even posting in this thread...kinda not the place a girl wants her name to pop up )

 

[rossedm34]

Im confused (and kinda icked out, you poor thing!), so the two strokes...you fucked her while she had a tampon in?

I was on my back, and she climbed on top so maybe she pulled it out? I kept my eyes closed and didn't really look around you know? I was pretty much about to climax when she got on top, so a couple bounces I was done.

she was very nice and polite, not like she was pissy and trying to be mean or anything, I don't know what the deal was. :S

 

[moi]

^ that's what I was wondering too LOL!!!!

 

[narcoleptic2009]

visited an SP about a month ago not gonna name names in this thread lol, she was pretty hot but not a great attitude, we get started and she strips then sits there on the bed, and this had only been my 2nd appointment of all time so I didnt really know what to do next, so i was like, should i get naked, and she says yes, after a bit more chitchat, she was visiting so where u from etc while i strip. i climb on the bed, after some LFK and HJ she starts BBBJ, after a couple of minutes she stops and looks up at me, normally that would turn me on but i wasnervous and blurted out how bout daty, she had a pretty nice young spinner bod so i was started to get pretty revved up, after like 5 seconds she sort of starts to turn over and pushes me onto my back and sticks my helmet on starts CG, now her gorgeous body is riding me and her tits are bouncing and like 5 mins in i am like, whoa you gotta slow down or i am gonna cum, but she didnt slow down and pop....


sounds like a good session so far, but wait theres more.

so she keeps riding me, and i was like damn good VFM, and she keeps going, i was totally fixated on her body and my lack of a hardon, all of a sudden she climbs off my dick a horrified look on her face, and she says, no way, the condom fell off, oh shit, this is not good, yadda yadda, it couldnt have been off for more than few seconds but i still totally understand her feelings of craptitude, i wasnt completely apathetic, but i didnt know how to react, so i just played numb, like it wasnt a big deal even tho in my head i was like, fuck hope i dont catch anything. she says i was wondering why i was so wet down there and generally carries on, she quickly showers and comes back, and i say hey how about a massage and she gets on me, pretty soon, i start to hear sniffling and sobbing. in my head i feel bad for her, but i didnt know how to console her or even know if i should...

after i left i was like, whoa, that appt was 8s across the board till she started crying...


edit: after reading how interested people are in my `review` (lol), vanessa from candyxxxlusif.

 

[jim]

Spermie is correct. I'm not a fan of the HUGE font but he is correct. Does us as much good to not name names for a crappy review as it does for a good review.

 

[Owudoin]

If I could remember what the chick's name was...I'd post it, but when I went on the Cloud 9 website...I couldn't see her on the website so I assume she's long gone.

 

[gumbyman6900]

Worst ever session for an average male heterosexual

Worst session I ever had... ... ... I was driving down the street before I met my ex-wife one night and saw a very nice looking woman with her thumb out... I stopped, being a 22 yr old perv... and picked up the babe... being a bit green, when she asked me if I wanted to party, I said sure. Paid the fee and she put the helmet on and started to go down on me in my car while I was driving (a talent unto itself btw)... When I did a reach around... Yep... them were outies I found... I stopped it right then and there... didn't matter that I was hard as a frigging flag pole when it started... as soon as I discovered that SHE was a HE... it was over! I said "Sorry, man, I can't do this" and dropped him off at the next corner.

I am not a homophobe, but that definitely is not the way I swing.

 

[Fort MacGuy]

Gumbyman...you win!

 

[chris2008]

Gumby, I wouldn't even call that a session. I'm surprised you told the story. it's good to get these things off your chest....*cough*.
At least you didn't take this story to your grave.

 

[gumbyman6900]

Gumby, I wouldn't even call that a session. I'm surprised you told the story. it's good to get these things off your chest....*cough*.
At least you didn't take this story to your grave.

lol.. well... in a way it was a session, just not at a MP. I am very confident of my sexuality, so I don't care if anyone knows about it. It was one of those life choices that you laugh at later.

 

[burnman]

In the 20+ hears of pooning I've had a lost of bad sessions. I don't fret, it's part of the hobby. Ironically, a lot of the worst sessions were with really nice looking girls.

The worst ever that I can recall was Anna from Canadian Elegance, one of the hottest girls I've been naked with in a room with but the worst service and attitude ever. Some more recent really bad sessions were Christina and Mia from Garden of Eden which were both bad not to mention that their glamor pics on the website looked so great but the real girls did not even try to look nice for me.

As for local girls, I have not really had a really bad one in recent years because there is so much good info here that I don't really TOFTT very much anymore and that reduces the chances of a dud severely.

Happy Pooning