Worst session in my pooning history

Pleaser

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Hi Guys

I can definately say that I just had by far my WORST session to date and I have stayed with some duds, (like Sai from deja vu.)

The session was at Deja Vu with LAYLA........... Stay away!!!

I am usually very reserved with my posts and try to give girls credit where deserved, however I can NOT find it in my entire boby to give any positive feedback on this encounter besides looks.

The session started by meeting Layla, who I must say is extremly sexy (Only good comment).... She walked me into a room and says that the min is $160 and she must collect up front, I did not even get a hello. I should have said no thak you and declined, however I booked the appointment, and felt bad if I were to decline. I also thought that by paying the $160 up front maybe she would lighten up, since I had not seen her before.

Anyway she comes into the room about 5 mins later and asks would you like a nude. I am thinking I paid $160, I better get a nude. I say that would be fantastic. She asks would you like oil or powder? I say Oil would be great. She then proceeds to drop one or two tiny drops on my back and slowly rubs her fingers in circles around my shoulders. This is a -100 on the effort scale. I would say this massage lasted MAX 4 mins. She then asks me to turn over. I ask would you care for a massage? thinking well at least I can prolong this horrible start to $160, where she replies I would rather rub up on your chest hunny. So I oblige and roll onto my back. She then presses her breasts up near my face which looked fantastic. I was able to feel her tits which were nice, then she asks what do you want? I say to her that this is great, where she replies how about a blowjob. I smile and then she reaches to her bag, grabs a condom and starts sucking my cock. By this time I am so mad at myself for not going to Supreme and seeing my all time favorite Sydney that I cant even concentrate on the BJ. the worst was that while giving the BJ, Layla positioned herself near the end of massage table and layed on her stomach so I could see nothing, but her long hair. I wanted out of their, as I was disgusted with the service, so I came quick and showered quickly.

Total time in session 16.5mins with introduction and showers. After I'm dressed she goes that would be another 60 dear. I go thats $220. she looks at me stunned and says, is that a problem. Theres ackward silence, and I say I only have $200. She quickly grabs the additional $40 and leaves.

I have never felt so ripped off. I did not want to give the additional $40, I really wanted all my money back. Will I repeat (NEVER) Will i repeat at DejaVU (Never).

Pleaser

Ps: I will never cheat on my regulars again. I just want to say sorry to sydney for not spending my pooning dollars on her. I would rather of paid sydney $400 then Layla $200.
 

Mick Shagher

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Deja-Vu

What is it with Deja-Vu and the crappy attitude & service of their SPs? First Sai and now Layla. Are they having some kind of contest there to see who can be the worst SP in town?

Personally I quit going to Deja-Vu a long time ago because of some bad experiances back then. It sounds like things haven't changed much.
 

ace85

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More importantly why would you actually give her more money.

That makes you a fool.
 

dproberts

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I feel your pain. I've had my share of bad sessions with girls that offer subpar service but still expect full payment. Sometimes I am reluctant to complain whether to them or on the board here, since I'd get into arguments, but sooner or later they are going to hear about it, whether from me or someone else here, because unfortunately, being reticent about the subject only condones and encourages that kind of poor service for taking our hard-earned money.
 

luvthegirls

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sounds to be common theme there! i was burned by sai and luckily swore to myself never to return.its probably quick easy money getting drunk rig pigs stumbling in from the peelers with a wad to blow, literally.

from working in the west end it isnt the most private place. if you want some clam skip deja and go next door and buy some saltwater clams, it will be more rewarding!
 

burnman

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Oct 30, 2005
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I had one session with her a while back. Mine was not as bad as Trawler's, but for the money paid and service provided, she is not getting a repeat from me. It's too bad since she is a nice looking girl.
 

Northern Boy

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yes sir thats them

fast quick out the door , I have seen a couple diffeant girls there some time ago both gone but sme shit pulled , Yes Stay with Supreme Sandys great and runs a wonderful place . Never ever a bad time there .Sandys body slides are to die for.
 

wolverine

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I haven't seen Layla since she was at Penthouse. Even back then she was hit-and-miss. Sometimes we would have a completely awesome time together. Other times she'd rush me in and out of the room. It's due to this inconsistency that prevented me from being a regular of hers. A pity, because Layla is one of the most gorgeous babes in the business.
 

kmdfan

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no more of this............

ace85 said:
More importantly why would you actually give her more money.

very good point....if i prepay thats it!!!! like HELL she's gonna get more of my hard earned dollars - dont be afraid of these girls, say no!! tell her hey thats all u have. you had 60 dollars more and gave it to heR; what if you had 100$ more - c'mon u gonna give it away when she didn't deserve anything? i dont care how fine she looks.....once u pay before hand, fellas dont give em nothing more!!!:mad:
 

wannabe

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the funny thing is.....

Layla back in the early days of Penthouse was one of the premier providers..

I saw her on many occasions and it was GREAT!

Then I started getting a hit and miss kind of service from her.

By the time she moved locations I was not interested in trying to find her and by the sound of things I made the right choice.

It's too bad!
 

ace85

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Guarantees

There are really no Gurantees in this hobby. That is why trying someone new is such a test.

I think there are a million and one signs that a session will disappoint.

1) Want money up front. - Guys pay up even when the session sucks, so if the session is good why wouldn't most pay. If she treats you one way becasue of fear of 1 in 10 bad clients, then you are probably painted by that same brush in all aspects.

2) Won't discuss services. This means she is uncomfortable with talking about them (likely doesn't like doing them), or doesn't want to talk and give you too much information (trying to keep too much cotrol of information and manage expectations).

3) Cold, Bitchy, Unfriendly, bad vibe, haggard, stoned etc etc. - Use your head (big one).

I really think that if you stay with someone you have a bad vibe about, you lose the right to bitch and moan.
 
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