Man I hate being stood up for a session. It makes me do dumb things. Like this morning I was stood up by Katie Summers, so I decided to try my luck at Broadways. I know right? Talk about one extreme to the next. However, my last time at Broadways was great with Sarah, so I figured how bad could it be? BAD. I chose Katelyn, who is very nice and pretty. But I knew things were not going to go well in the session when I'm sitting at one end of the couch naked, and she sits down on the other end of the couch naked, and waits for me to make the first move. Seriously? You're not even going to pretend like you want to do this? She wouldn't do MSOG for 120, she wanted 160, so I said fine, if we can do a facial at the end. Fine. Then proceeded the worst CBJ ever. Even worse than the choke and chew session I had with Summer of GOE. Other than some nice tongue, I don't think she got past the head, and I'm not big. And no BLS either. Whatever, I get hard enough so I decide to get started with mish. I can feel chemistry's not there, so I'm having trouble. We do a little CG, which was okay, if you like the rocking version and not the up and down version, I try mish again, but the little guy is pouting now. So I ask for a HJ, which she did mostly with her thumb and index finger only (I'm not THAT small!), and didn't even bother to remove the cover. I popped and said that's it. I'm done. 1 pop. No facial, get me the fuck away from this place.Never again. This could actually be the end of my pooning career. We'll see.






