Worst Personal Injury During Sex ?

[rossedm34]

Nose, not really an injury, but a mess. Was going down on a lady and she bucked her hips up smushing my nose pretty good. I didn't think much of it, neither did she. I moved up and was kissing her neck and thought it weird that I was drooling so much, only to realize it was blood from my bashed honker. I ended up being fine, but it was a mood killer, no more action that night.

 

[Woodyone]

First Lady I hooked up with after a dull marriage was a wild one. She told me she hadn't had sex for 1.5 years. I believe it. First night I ended up with my back looking like I had got into a tangle with a grizzly bear!!! Didn't notice it until I got into the shower and then the stinging started. Was it worth it? Damn rights and went back for more!!

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I once had a wild night with a Wiccan Priestess.

After several minutes of vigorous DATY she had an overwhelming orgasm and lost control.

She turned me into a newt.

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I got better.

That made me LOL!

 

[bcneil]

You left out BACK
2 herniated disks in missionary, freak accident.
Still get numbness in my leg from time to time.

Oh I also get kicked in the face, half the time I try a 69.
But never really injured, except for a toenail scratch across the forehead that bled pretty bad.

 

[tantalizeme]

Except for minor scratches—from fingernails & from the stubble of a poorly shaved pussy—I recall just two real injuries, both sustained in romps with "civilians":

1. Wonderfully passionate girl, open to anything—except my foreskin would hang in shreds after two of her BJs. Never wanted another BJ from her after that; don't know why I didn't learn the first time. I guess she must have had a chipped tooth or something.

2. Unprotected anal sex with a GF and falling asleep together without pulling out (we both loved "staying connected"). Wouldn't you know, I got a whopping bladder infection. You can't know how this feels until you get it. Some women get this a lot—my empathy goes out to them.

 

[sonoman]

An old ex bit my face... right after my wisdom teeth came out.

 

[the old maxx50]

Oh these was the one time i got a hickey on my dickey
My favorite girl was giving me a BBBJ and thought it would be fun to see how hard she could suck.. Yah that was not fun she broke a few little blood vessels in the head of my dick. and up poop these dark red blood blisters

 

[wolverine]

It's even more embarrassing if you injure the SP by accident. A few months ago I was engaged in a farewell DFK with one of my favorite SPs, and for some reason my mouth seized up, closed and bit her lip! No blood and she shrugged it off, but I felt like crap afterward. We laugh about it now.

 

[wet_suit_one]

2 times I can think of.

1) Had a lady riding me Cow Girl very vigorously once. When she went up, I slipped out of her and then she came crashing down and damn near broke my penis.
It still hurts to think about.

2) Was going at it with one of my ATF's (retired now). We were doing it in the kitchen, with her on the counter facing me. Well, I guess we had things shaking pretty good because in a flash this big, heavy white porcelin bowl comes tumbling out of the cupboard above us. The door swings open, hits her in the back of the head and the bowl falls on me giving me a bleeding nose. So we're both laying on her kitchen floor, naked, me bleeding, her dizzy and broken porcelin all over the place. We spent the rest of the afternoon laying on her bed with ice packs and drinking tea.
We laughed about it on many occasions after but at the time it was pretty painful.
**Good thing I'm not a married pooner or I'd have had to come up with some kind of story to explain this to my SO. I told my friends and employees I got hit with a puck playing hockey.

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!


OH MY GOD!!!!

THAT IS FUCKING FUNNY!!! I'm dying over here laughing!

 

[Punishher]

2 times I can think of.

1) Had a lady riding me Cow Girl very vigorously once. When she went up, I slipped out of her and then she came crashing down and damn near broke my penis.
It still hurts to think about.

2) Was going at it with one of my ATF's (retired now). We were doing it in the kitchen, with her on the counter facing me. Well, I guess we had things shaking pretty good because in a flash this big, heavy white porcelin bowl comes tumbling out of the cupboard above us. The door swings open, hits her in the back of the head and the bowl falls on me giving me a bleeding nose. So we're both laying on her kitchen floor, naked, me bleeding, her dizzy and broken porcelin all over the place. We spent the rest of the afternoon laying on her bed with ice packs and drinking tea.
We laughed about it on many occasions after but at the time it was pretty painful.
**Good thing I'm not a married pooner or I'd have had to come up with some kind of story to explain this to my SO. I told my friends and employees I got hit with a puck playing hockey.

I am new here but glad I've found perb when there's stories like these to read...LMFAO!!!! Luv your name and thx for posting!

 

[MissJasmine]

Worst personal injury was the recently retired Nina Leone kneeing me in the mouth during a very kinky duo scene... I spat a lot of blood and lisped for a few days.

 

[SexMachineGun]

worst for me would have to be penis. about 10+ yrs ago. at a no longer in business amp in surrey the girl was insanely tight. wasn't even inside for very long about 5mins or so and she couldnt take it so she had me pull and gave me a HJ which was now fairly hard to cum because her hole was like one of them chinese finger traps that gets tighter as you pull away to the point where maintaining the erection was really quite painful. its a similar pain that you get when you've had sex for too long and your balls are really in pain after getting slapped and squashed during the thrusting.

 

[pdicko]

<b>the old max 50</b> <i>
My favorite girl was giving me a BBBJ and thought it would be fun to see how hard she could suck.. Yah that was not fun she broke a few little blood vessels in the head of my dick. and up poop these dark red blood blisters </i>


Haha, I'd love to say something snarky like "you might want to get that checked out"... but a teenage girlfriend did that to me when i was in high school and boy did it "suck"

 

[mistressfreyja]

I used to have really good sex with a FWB who liked to bite.

He bit into the deep tissue of my leg in 3 different places, while my legs were above his shoulder.

I literally had the bruises for a month +.

 

[WreckBeach]

Got literally thrown off the bed once and hit my head on the side of a dresser, then the floor. Hurt, but not that bad as far as injuries go. This one girl I used to know- we were talking one day and she suddenly blurted out that she had broken her boyfriend's penis. Apparently it had just "snapped" during sex and he had to be rushed to the hospital.

Those of you who have suffered from penis injuries- you have my condolences.

 

[joho]

I met this girl who liked to bite during sex. She bit me so hard and multiple times during climax, and I started bleeding quite a bit around my neck. Thanks to her, I had to wear turtlenecks for 3 weeks. It was tough since this happened during summer. I think she was a vampire