Worst Personal Injury During Sex ?

[Sith-Lord]

To make a long story short I had sex last, and I'm in pain today. I hooked up with a hot chick that I met at the Pacific Centre last night. We seemed to hit it off really well. We chatted a bit, and then went for drinks. After sometime, we went back to my place for the night.

Everything last night was great. Lots of : swearing, sweat, cum, and Miller. It was an awesome night. The only trouble is that my left hip is killing me today. From the second I got out of bed, it's been hurting. I can't understand why, last night was great. Everything felt great.

Keeping with the injury theme, I thought this would be a fun poll / thread :

 

[Fractals]

Everything last night was great. Lots of : swearing, sweat, cum, and Miller. It was an awesome night. The only trouble is that my left hip is killing me today. From the second I got out of bed, it's been hurting. I can't understand why, last night was great. Everything felt great.

a case of no gain, no pain.

 

[badbadboy]

Sounds like you got a hip pointer and those HURT a lot.


My injury -

Tore my cartilage in my right knee.

In the shower against the wall, slipped and my knee caved.

ah memories

 

[Guardian Angel]

Legs for the most part

Worst case has only been leg cramps so far.

G.A.

 

[wolverine]

Deep scratches in my back and ass

 

[Jethro Bodine]

2 times I can think of.

1) Had a lady riding me Cow Girl very vigorously once. When she went up, I slipped out of her and then she came crashing down and damn near broke my penis.
It still hurts to think about.

2) Was going at it with one of my ATF's (retired now). We were doing it in the kitchen, with her on the counter facing me. Well, I guess we had things shaking pretty good because in a flash this big, heavy white porcelin bowl comes tumbling out of the cupboard above us. The door swings open, hits her in the back of the head and the bowl falls on me giving me a bleeding nose. So we're both laying on her kitchen floor, naked, me bleeding, her dizzy and broken porcelin all over the place. We spent the rest of the afternoon laying on her bed with ice packs and drinking tea.
We laughed about it on many occasions after but at the time it was pretty painful.
**Good thing I'm not a married pooner or I'd have had to come up with some kind of story to explain this to my SO. I told my friends and employees I got hit with a puck playing hockey.

 

[InTheBum]

Wasn't really an injury....was a cramp in my foot. You know the ones you get in a pool when you stand on your tippy toes?

What can I say.....it's painful

Oh ya, your old spooning incident with Gary...

How is Gary these days?

 

[dunnochit]

I have had my shoulder dislocated once while performing DATY. Her orgasm was so powerful that she clamped down with her legs and dislocated my shoulder. She was just a tiny thing, but a gymnast, with some very powerful legs.
She was worth the pain.
D

 

[vanessa kelly]

I cant vote I had often pondered what a person would do if an accident took place while in "session" And have had the unfortunate opportunity to experience it twice.... I have had 1 person faint on me and no it was not from the tremendous ejaculation although it has almost happened...lol...and my own personal injury...I was having an accompanied shower after a wonderful dinner and drinks and swoosh I slipped in the shower and Bam smacked my head ...I ended up spending 14hrs at The Royal Alec Hospital in Edmonton with a concussion
Dr.V

 

[Jethro Bodine]

I cant vote I had often pondered what a person would do if an accident took place while in "session" And have had the unfortunate opportunity to experience it twice.... I have had 1 person faint on me and no it was not from the tremendous ejaculation although it has almost happened...lol...and my own personal injury...I was having an accompanied shower after a wonderful dinner and drinks and swoosh I slipped in the shower and Bam smacked my head ...I ended up spending 14hrs at The Royal Alec Hospital in Edmonton with a concussion
Dr.V

Wonder what the ambulance guys were thinking when they showed up to find a naked woman laying in the shower and a dripping wet dude "pitching a tent" under that towel around his waist.

 

[SFMIKE]

My pride. Probably happens to all guys sooner or later. Try as hard as you may, you just cannot make it happen.

 

[J.O. Henson]

or can't keep it from happening. that's gotta be worse.

 

[Unpossible]

A chafed pee-pee.

 

[a_shy_guy]

I kept getting a knee or foot to the head/face every time I try and get a girl 69 me. Happens enough that its almost not worth doing anymore.

 

[storm rider]

I was enjoying a session wit Stella at Sugarland...was going great and I did my fave move....which was to lift the gal up a bit whilst in CG and do a spin/turn into MISH...well Stella is taller than your average asian gal...during the manouver I heard a very loud "pop" from my left ankle and within 3 seconds the pain set in...was so bad I was barely able to finish up...by the time I was all cleaned up and dressed my ankle had swollen massively and I was walking with a distinct limp....the next day it was purple and working the clutch in my vehicle was torture...I saw Stella again 2 days after this...she saw my ankle and man O man did I ever get pampered and my session got discounted.....still hurt like hell though.

SR

 

[vancity_cowboy]

Spent hours doing it with a chick on the living room floor. Had rug burn like I had been thrown from a moving vehicle.

yah me too, had rug burns the size of silver dolars on the backs of my hands from cupping her butt during vigorous miss

another one was very sore pubic area after a night with a cowgirl grinder

but like the man says:

a case of no gain, no pain.

 

[rocko7]

Back in the day I had numerous minor injuies , but the most memorable was when an enthusiastic young lady snapped her head up and broke my nose. Blood everywhere! Talk about coitus interruptus! Good times, Rocko

 

[the old maxx50]

Oh There was the one time I toke my girl out for dinner and rented a place for the night .. with a Jacuzzi tube and all
ell the tube was too hot for me and all most passed out from heat stroke. I did not get it on that night and felt like a fool

Other time it was a leg cramp and then a girl squeezing a my balls too hard ..

I worry about throwing my back out at some point when having sex.. Cross my finger.. I have been stiff a few time after back that is .

 

[dieselman]

Teeth marks on the base of my penis after some deep throat action, lasted for two days. And a "few" scratches on top of that


DM

 

[Restless]

I once had a wild night with a Wiccan Priestess.

After several minutes of vigorous DATY she had an overwhelming orgasm and lost control.

She turned me into a newt.

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I got better.