Worst of the worst nightmare a man could have. Getting a penis cut off.

masterblaster

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It grows back twice as big if you cut it off, give it a try. Get a new penis? WTF think he can go to Walmart and buy one or something?
 

ddcanz

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right here and now
Just like shaving- the more often you cut it down, the THICKER it grows back.
 

badbadboy

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oh so this case is different then since his original penis is now somewhere in the ocean or something.

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After this, Lorena left the apartment with the severed appendage and drove away in her car. After a while, she opened the car window and threw it into a field. After realizing the severity of her crime, however, she stopped and called 9-1-1. John's penis was found after an exhaustive search, and it was reattached in the hospital where he was being treated. The operation took nine and a half hours.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
 

sybian

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from wiki

After this, Lorena left the apartment with the severed appendage and drove away in her car. After a while, she opened the car window and threw it into a field. After realizing the severity of her crime, however, she stopped and called 9-1-1. John's penis was found after an exhaustive search, and it was reattached in the hospital where he was being treated. The operation took nine and a half hours.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
Sooooo....to point out the very obvious......they didn't use tracking dogs?
If they had they may have never got it back to stitch back on.......I've seen what my dogs will do to a wiener someone throws into the bushes.
 

SkinnyJohn

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So it was most likely a lawyer fucking his much younger secretary. Should have stuck to escorts!
 

westwoody

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Sooooo....to point out the very obvious......they didn't use tracking dogs?
If they had they may have never got it back to stitch back on.......I've seen what my dogs will do to a wiener someone throws into the bushes.
I had a next door neighbour who was a dog handler.
When the dog would find an item it would give a signal. Dogs do not pick it up. Obviously that would be fatal if it was a cache of narcotics.

Re the penis...we have a trans person at work, female to male. The surgeons made a penis out of the vagina.
Does "his vagina" sound right?
 

maxic

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I guess game over for that lawyer haha , be careful who you f with applies indeed . Time to look up new hobbies ..
 

sybian

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I had a next door neighbour who was a dog handler.
When the dog would find an item it would give a signal. Dogs do not pick it up. Obviously that would be fatal if it was a cache of narcotics.

Re the penis...we have a trans person at work, female to male. The surgeons made a penis out of the vagina.
Does "his vagina" sound right?
No.......No there is just something wrong with the saying " His vagina"..... I just can't quite put my finger on it though.
I wonder if there is a surgeon surcharge if they want a decent size one made up?
 

Avery

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No.......No there is just something wrong with the saying " His vagina".....
I've read a few reviews over the years for transgendered escorts. If they're pre-op and the reviewer refers to "her cock", I burst out laughing.
 

t44

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I've read a few reviews over the years for transgendered escorts. If they're pre-op and the reviewer refers to "her cock", I burst out laughing.
has anyone here hired a tranny? i know some men prefer trannies and they go meet them in Thailand or something. lol
 
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