Worst of the worst nightmare a man could have. Getting a penis cut off.

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masterblaster

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It grows back twice as big if you cut it off, give it a try. Get a new penis? WTF think he can go to Walmart and buy one or something?
 
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Just like shaving- the more often you cut it down, the THICKER it grows back.
 
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t44 said:
oh so this case is different then since his original penis is now somewhere in the ocean or something.
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After this, Lorena left the apartment with the severed appendage and drove away in her car. After a while, she opened the car window and threw it into a field. After realizing the severity of her crime, however, she stopped and called 9-1-1. John's penis was found after an exhaustive search, and it was reattached in the hospital where he was being treated. The operation took nine and a half hours.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
 
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badbadboy said:
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After this, Lorena left the apartment with the severed appendage and drove away in her car. After a while, she opened the car window and threw it into a field. After realizing the severity of her crime, however, she stopped and called 9-1-1. John's penis was found after an exhaustive search, and it was reattached in the hospital where he was being treated. The operation took nine and a half hours.[2]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_and_Lorena_Bobbitt
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Sooooo....to point out the very obvious......they didn't use tracking dogs?
If they had they may have never got it back to stitch back on.......I've seen what my dogs will do to a wiener someone throws into the bushes.
 
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SkinnyJohn

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So it was most likely a lawyer fucking his much younger secretary. Should have stuck to escorts!
 
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sybian said:
Sooooo....to point out the very obvious......they didn't use tracking dogs?
If they had they may have never got it back to stitch back on.......I've seen what my dogs will do to a wiener someone throws into the bushes.
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I had a next door neighbour who was a dog handler.
When the dog would find an item it would give a signal. Dogs do not pick it up. Obviously that would be fatal if it was a cache of narcotics.

Re the penis...we have a trans person at work, female to male. The surgeons made a penis out of the vagina.
Does "his vagina" sound right?
 
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I guess game over for that lawyer haha , be careful who you f with applies indeed . Time to look up new hobbies ..
 
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westwoody said:
I had a next door neighbour who was a dog handler.
When the dog would find an item it would give a signal. Dogs do not pick it up. Obviously that would be fatal if it was a cache of narcotics.

Re the penis...we have a trans person at work, female to male. The surgeons made a penis out of the vagina.
Does "his vagina" sound right?
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No.......No there is just something wrong with the saying " His vagina"..... I just can't quite put my finger on it though.
I wonder if there is a surgeon surcharge if they want a decent size one made up?
 
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sybian said:
No.......No there is just something wrong with the saying " His vagina".....
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I've read a few reviews over the years for transgendered escorts. If they're pre-op and the reviewer refers to "her cock", I burst out laughing.
 
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Avery said:
I've read a few reviews over the years for transgendered escorts. If they're pre-op and the reviewer refers to "her cock", I burst out laughing.
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has anyone here hired a tranny? i know some men prefer trannies and they go meet them in Thailand or something. lol
 
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