Word Usage Guidelines (Proposed)

[rollerboy]

The word "fart" is now banned.

Instead, please use the term "ass exhaust."

For instance, non-conforming language would include, "A massive rise in cow farts contributes to the strengthening Greenhouse Effect." Change this to "Contributing to the strengthening Greenhouse Effect is a massive rise in bovine ass exhaust."

Thank you for your patience.

 

[athaire]

I'm luvin the word play by SZabina this morning.......loser is no longer allowed......luser is the preferred term. Thank you.

 

[citylover]

For instance, non-conforming language would include, "A massive rise in cow farts contributes to the strengthening Greenhouse Effect." Change this to "Contributing to the strengthening Greenhouse Effect is a massive rise in bovine ass exhaust."

That's why some people are environmental vegetarians. At least they're trying to do something about the issue.