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Word of advice on how to have the best session

VISP

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Hello, so I am highly requested SP workings for an agency located on VI. For this post I will remain anonymous due to the fact that I would not want any of my clients to think that I am pointing a figure at them. I have noticed a few trends that effect the session in a negative way and that leave everyone dissatisfied.

1)Drug use by the clients. Usually most of the time uppers such as cocaine etc. right before the session done by the client greatly affects the level of services you can expect to get. Even if I do not see you take the drugs (which I would not tolerate) I know you are high. This affects things because the clients are nine times out of ten not able to get or main an erection. . Also if you are unable to sit still how do you expect us to enjoy our time together? Regardless if you are high or coming down from a high it’s a bad idea to see an SP at that time.

2)Simply bad hygiene. Could you imagine how much of a turn off going down on someone that smelled like poo would be, or trying to kiss someone which garlic breathe? Just maintain good hygiene and things can get even more erotic. And I will ask you to shower if your hygiene is not up to scratch, so don’t put you or me in that awkward situation.

3)Trying to barter with the SP about her prices or the prices the agency has set. They are nonnegotiable, especially when the SP works for an agency. If the SP shows up and is not your type you have a right to say no thanks but don’t try to barter; it just puts everyone in an awkward situation and can get you black listed. :(

Please feel free to share anything you think should be on the list...:)
 
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HubbaHubba

Hello, so I am highly requested SP workings for an agency located on VI. For this post I will remain anonymous due to the fact that I would not want any of my clients to think that I am pointing a figure at them. I have noticed a few trends that effect the session in a negative way and that leave everyone dissatisfied.

1)Drug use by the clients. Usually most of the time uppers such as cocaine etc. right before the session done by the client greatly affects the level of services you can expect to get. Even if I do not see you take the drugs (which I would not tolerate) I know you are high. This affects things because the clients are nine times out of ten not able to get or main an erection. . Also if you are unable to sit still how do you expect us to enjoy our time together? Regardless if you are high or coming down from a high it’s a bad idea to see an SP at that time.

2)Simply bad hygiene. Could you imagine how much of a turn off going down on someone that smelled like poo would be, or trying to kiss someone which garlic breathe? Just maintain good hygiene and things can get even more erotic. And I will ask you to shower if your hygiene is not up to scratch, so don’t put you or me in that awkward situation.

3)Trying to barter with the SP about her prices or the prices the agency has set. They are nonnegotiable, especially when the SP works for an agency. If the SP shows up and is not your type you have a right to say no thanks but don’t try to barter; it just puts everyone in an awkward situation and can get you black listed. :(

Please feel free to share anything you think should be on the list...:)
The above has all been posted , talked about to death and still there are dummies who don't get it. I hate to break this to you ladies, they never will!
 

uncleg

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What Hubba said, but to add a point, work on your English. You don't have to be an English major, but that is so stilted it's hard to read.
 

wilde

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If you take a poop after you shower, guess what!! You need to shower again. You may think you are doing a great job with the toilet paper, but sorry, guys... It doesn't cut it.
Some guys do the shit, shower, shave routine out of order.

Also check the guy's underpants, if you see skidmarks...
 

badbadboy

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oh my, some mom's just didn't teach their boys ;)

Rub a dub dub and give it a good scrub :D
 

Miss*Bijou

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Some guys do the shit, shower, shave routine out of order.

Also check the guy's underpants, if you see skidmarks...

LMAO that is the last thing I want to check! Having to smell is enough...But seeing it on top of that? I can live without. It would take me a while to get the image out of my head and that is no fun! :p
 

shyboy123

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"if god was a city planner he would not have put the playground so close to the sewer system!"
 

charmer_

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You're right!
Men think that letting water run over them with a little soap and a but if rubbing is how to get clean. Unfortunately, for some it isn't enough.

The more hair you have the more you need a facecloth or shower puff. Something that privides friction. You need to scrub your dead skin skin cells off.

If you take a poop after you shower, guess what!! You need to shower again. You may think you are doing a great job with the toilet paper, but sorry, guys... It doesn't cut it.

Remember that our noses get an inch away from your privates. You can't possibly know how you smell... But we do.

Btw... I would estimate the stinky factor only comes into play about 5 to 10% of the time. Most clients are extremely well groomed! Thank you, gentlemen!

xoxo
Nina

Ps... Don't forget to floss regularly (but not within 2 hours of your appointment)

Good post...thanks Nina for sharing!
 
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HubbaHubba

Point number 2 is valid, but don't forget it is a 2-way street. I'm sure a few people could attest to being with SPs that don't smell like honey..
LMAO....very good point and that also has been brought up quite a few times But honey? Who smells like honey ever? :p
 

VISP

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Agreed SP should also be clean and fresh too. The problem with SOME agencies are when a girl is at a call she has to be out when the phone rings which indicates the session is over and may have to forgo the shower and on a busy night goes right to the next call :S...That and just laziness could explain the terrible body odour of some SP’s.
I think all of my points are valid especially the drug use one...again that is a two way street.
 

mistressfreyja

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LMAO...no doubt.

I don`t wanna check the `skid-factor.`

LMAO that is the last thing I want to check! Having to smell is enough...But seeing it on top of that? I can live without. It would take me a while to get the image out of my head and that is no fun! :p
 

Man Mountain

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I've never smelled one who had the scent of honey, nor that of a honey wagon, truth be told...
I remember one or two ladies that smelled of vanilla. I really like that. Also, I remember a dancer at the 5 that smelled like cotton candy! Now that just AIN'T fair! How are you supposed to resisit that?! :D
 

steverino

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I would be willing to bet that there are more ladies who dont fully shower between appointments than there are clients who dont shower before an appointment. I base that on the number of times that I have been aware of appointments booked back to back without allowing time for a thorough cleaning.
 

uncleg

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I have to vouch for Nina!. Prior to a discussion we had about shower hygiene, I was the classic male..the 2 dollar bar of soap and washing with my hands. Now, it's a lovely mauve shower puff and body wash. The results are astounding too!!!. Not only does covering myself in lather turn me on...but the shower puff & some Axe body wash had chicks clawing at my door. I was in the lobby on Saturday and a youngish drunk chick in a skirt said "Hey, I know you, you're the guy from Unit ***. Sunday, I brought my clothes up from the dryer only to find a very petite pair of panties (with kitty cats on them) mixed in with my clothes. Oh sure, a cynic would say "some chick left them in the dryer" but I'm sure it's the Axe and the Shower Puff.

Next it'll be the Batman boxers being "left in the dryer."
 

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