One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious ?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment, I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment, I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL :
Never argue with a woman who reads .
It's likely she can also think .
Haha... What are you reading? I started 'The Golden Spruce' last night and have other books on the go. So far I really like John Vaillant's style of writing and he paints a stunning picture of this beautifully amazing province we live in.
Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat.
He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious ?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment, I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"For reading a book," she replies.
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.
"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
"Yes, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment, I'll have to take you in and write you up."
"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.
"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment, for all I know you could start at any moment."
"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL :
Never argue with a woman who reads .
It's likely she can also think .
Haha... What are you reading? I started 'The Golden Spruce' last night and have other books on the go. So far I really like John Vaillant's style of writing and he paints a stunning picture of this beautifully amazing province we live in.
I have also recently finished Rules of Civility, which I would recommend to anyone who is a fan of Fitzgerald but wishes his female characters had more balls...
