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assman8

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Met this sp awhile back and thought id pass on my experience. Quick response to my texts which is always nice. Close to town so handy location. It was late but she was up so i head to her incall picking up a couple beers to break the ice with her. Park car in next block and check out area which was kinda sketchy. Walk up to house and no lights on anywhere except attic. No outside porch light so you walk into the dark and hope for the best. Her instructions were to ring door bell to left which i did and she opened door with very little light to see what she looked like. Hmm didnt feel right. Follow her up a long flight of stairs and was pleasantly surprised how spacious her flat was with some soft lighting. Now i got to see what was in store for me and i was not disappointed. We had agreed on a shower together but when i arrived she told me shower not working. Probably bs but not a deal breaker. We crack open the beers engage in some small talk then the clothes come off. Holy shit does this chic have an incredible body ! The pictures are definitely her. I lay on her bed and she asks what i want and i say surprise me but she doesn't know what to do. Hmm really ? I tell her to lay down and i begin to massage her and that gentlemen was heaven. To caress a body like that was pure pleasure for me. Now i was hard and i lay down and she begins to work on me with an ok bj. I hold off and lay her down and enter her which she is nice and tight. Roll her over and just in awe of her ass and go to town on that. Again holding off i lay back down and she finishes me with a hand job. All in all not bad and maybe a repeat if i am ever in neighborhood.
 
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I saw her a couple years ago, and it was the same thing. I saw her again a year or more later and found she was open to being more dominant and seemed to respond to it. I totally agree on her looks though. A pooner's dream just seemingly a little clueless (I hope).
 

six1961xis

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She's had lots of (mixed) reviews and has been around awhile: slim, killer ass, yappy little dog, self-conscious about her boobs, blah personality.
current ads say " Ready to play "??
Went by Hailey BP 2468
just search 2468 & you'll get lots of hits!!
 

Fun4Ever

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She's had lots of (mixed) reviews and has been around awhile: slim, killer ass, yappy little dog, self-conscious about her boobs, blah personality.
current ads say " Ready to play "??
Went by Hailey BP 2468
just search 2468 & you'll get lots of hits!!
I agree with everything said, gorgeous body but lacking in the service department. The reason she's self concious about her tits is because she has a sist on the left side so first allow any touching on that one. She calls for $160/hhr but in all honesty, I've visited her a number of times for half that amt. lacking skills or not, that ass is hard to resist.
 

Random Hero

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I agree. Great body and looks, but very lacking in the service department. Might as well buy a real doll.
 

Kamloopsbc

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Absolutely uninspiring gal.
Its bad when the paying customer (me) wants it to be over.
I should have stayed at the hotel and had a long shower....would have been a better time.
Wouldn't repeat if she paid me 100 an hour....my time is more valuable than that to me.
Harsh.....maybe?
But if you don't enjoy it get a different job. ...no one makes you do this career.
I am sure the hotel needs staff, or a serving job is available somewhere etc.
 

VanIsleGuy46

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What does she have on the menu? Any further insight on $/Hr., BBBJ, Greek? Thinking of TOFTT just because her pics look so good.
 

nthrxx

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I dont remember the rates, but she did offer bbbj and greek as extra; however she stopped both after couple minutes and she kept saying she couldn't believe somebody would want greek.

I only showed up for those 2 components and left feeling regret in every inch of my body. I would stay away regardless of how good the pics are.
 

nondeju

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yeah, she has a loft with this little dog and dog 'toys' all over the place and her bike stored?
She definitely has a gorgeous body, but her session was rushed and no touching her boobs!
 

ddcanz

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right here and now
Of all the restrictions I've ever had thrown my way, no boob touching has to be the worst. I mean, when making the initial call to set up an encounter, who specifically asks if boob play is on the menu? With a FS option you would assume it was included. I've even asked beforehand about titfucking and been told OK- yet has happened on more than one occasion that "my tits are too sensitive/sore" or "I'm allergic to latex, so now that I've already blown you with a condom you cant' touch my tits with your hands or cock"- And this from someone who stated she was a "boob man's dream!" Fuck that- see ya later and never again.
 

guts123

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Saw her for the first time yesterday, and it was one of the worst sessions I have ever had. I was a clown for going through with it.
 

Seabeast

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i had wanted to meet this girl for a while, but so flaky on actually setting up a meeting, until tonight... i only just read this thread right before heading out the door, and i was like , "fuck it, im going anyway"

you guys are all right though. what a body... oh my... every min its like watching art move.

but... a rock is more social than this one. super shy, but i still had fun. the dogs yapping was quite annoying:)

overall, because she is so bloody sexy it was still an ok encounter.
 
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Bushie

I don't know if I'm a sucker for punishment, but I tried her recently. She is now on Dunedin, and has not one but two small puppies. Granted the dogs were pretty cute, but they never shut up. A barren apartment, with a gym mat mattress on the floor.
The physical package remains outstanding, but that's where it peaks. Barely a word was spoken, and although she was game for virtually anything, and I didn't experience any weird restrictions, the service was worse than bland. She didn't strike me as using, but she might as well have been, since she was the living equivalent of a sex doll. I don't mean that positively. She is easily the least enthusiastic SP I've ever met. While she did start with some fairly sporting CBJ, it quickly became a labour. For me. After a few position switches, including a magnificent view of her essentially perfect undercarriage, I was trying to finish as quickly as possible.
Its not that she's mechanical, rather, there isn't really any motion at all. It was unpleasant.
On the upside, as I left another guy was waiting at the front door, and by the way he sauntered in, I'm guessing he lived there.
If you're into barely animated partners or have a dead chick fantasy, this one is for you...
 
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