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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns

Daytime Owl

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Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.

I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to him anymore.

Can you please help?


Sincerely, Sheila



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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.

-Walter


and now u know why!
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AA_Train

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Lol!!!! That's Hilarious!!!!
 

Markl

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Dear Shiela,

Bounce his ass to the curb and take half of everything. There a lot of better men out there who are loyal.
 

HB40

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LMAO, schizo_man started a thread similar to this once, totally hilarious!

Walter should have included that women should learn their way around an engine, cars are about as reliable as men.

Men are more mechanically inclined....we screw up everything. :rolleyes:
 

lady kassandra

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This is hilarious! I'll have to print this out and show it to some of my friends!

Thanks for a good laugh :)
 

Markl

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LMAO, schizo_man started a thread similar to this once, totally hilarious!

Walter should have included that women should learn their way around an engine, cars are about as reliable as men.

Men are more mechanically inclined....we screw up everything. :rolleyes:
Gnomes screw up everything HB... men sometimes get it right. We don't often, just sometimes. :)
 
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