Why is VV so very angry? ;)
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jizzbizz,,why are you only at 7 posts when I could have sworn you should be at about 12 by now??your missing some posts,,,WHY is that?
Hey Styker, you slummin' today too!stryker said:
Leave 'im be. Little guy is conflicted about his sexuality and unsure what to do next. His missing posts are the least of his concerns I am sure.
I'm not sure stryker, but HowieMeeker secretly PM'd me about getting his a-hole gaped out on film, I told him there is no market for ass shots of balding uni-brow greaseballs.stryker said:
To the mods>
Try cross checking IP's on this thread, it would be nice if you to display the IP of each post under the user name.
How dare you out a PM like thatjizzbizz said:
I guess you were mad when I told you I had no use for your 3.5" of "manhood" as you called it. That and your frilly things. There are boards for guys (?) like you jizzy, don't worry you will find them. Honest.
Yup,,Nothing better to do at the moment ,,so I thought I would entertain myself till my fuck buddy shows upHowieMeeker said:Hey Styker, you slummin' today too!
I couldn't agree more "jizz"jizzbizz said:
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Another name for semen. Can be used as a verb. i.e. I like to jizz.
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At seven posts and he knows everyone and is tight with the mods. Wow. I'm impressed!
This comment got my attention when I first read it. After all, everyone knows viagra is for old guys that can't get it up anymore. So why would VV say something so totally blonde? From reading her other posts, I know she has somethin' between the ears. So it made no sense, and I decided to take a minute and do some digging on the net. This maybe isn't as screwy as first thought. Viagra apparently isn't just for old bastards. It will give younger guys a crapload of stamina. Read:Very Veronica said:
I am a 27-year-old male model from NY, and I have been suffering from ED since I lost my virginity at 16. I am a very good-looking male, and I can get almost any girl I want, but I was always too afraid of the embarrassment of facing a girl after 2 minutes of sex. I was tired of pleasing my girlfriend of 4 years orally. I started noticing Viagra pills laying around my father's house, and was very curious about how they worked! I knew they had to work if my father at the age of 53 was taking them. I snuck two of his 50-mg pills, and took them home, where they laid on my dresser for 2 weeks, because I was skeptical of it actually working. After 2 weeks I finally decided to pop one of the pills 30 minutes before sex, and I was amazed at the results! After I had my daily 2-minute orgasm, I thought "Oh No, it didn't work" and assumed my dick would go soft a minute later as usual, But it stayed ROCK HARD literally for at least 4 hours. I kept going, and going! I was having sex like I never imagined I could. I came at least two more times that night, and it never went down! My girlfriend was blown away, and begged me to stop! I never thought I would have a girl say that to me! Viagra definitely is a miracle pill. I thought I would have to deal with ED for the rest of my life. I would recommend Viagra to anyone curious enough to try it! And hopefully we will see your positive results posted on this site with the rest of ours. - Chris, Age 27, New York
Ergo...
but while we're on that topic, I'll express this ... the vast majority of guys have either done something you would consider abnormal, or at least thought about doing it...whether they care to own up to it or not.
Which means ... that if you claim to be 'normal' (and I'm not sure that you actually have in these posts) , then you're either lying, or sexually retarded.
So which is it...?
hmmmmmm...You know LK you probably think I'm twisted because I like to piss on women, and tie them up and whip them, or conversely, to BE pissed on by them, but the thing is...what you think is really none of my business, or whether you choose to express it publicly.The Lizard King said:
but while we're on that topic, I'll express this ... the vast majority of guys have either done something you would consider abnormal, or at least thought about doing it...whether they care to own up to it or not.
Which means ... that if you claim to be 'normal' (and I'm not sure that you actually have in these posts) , then you're either lying, or sexually retarded.
So which is it...?
ain't fair..
you know this board ain't fair to us pooners.
for one thing, an SP can be a registered user and/or advertiser, and still pretend to be one of us and contribute posts under a dozen or so phoney names.
But we pooners are stuck as pooners...we can never contribute posts as a fake SP..
hornydude said:
you know this board ain't fair to us pooners.
for one thing, an SP can be a registered user and/or advertiser, and still pretend to be one of us and contribute posts under a dozen or so phoney names.
But we pooners are stuck as pooners...we can never contribute posts as a fake SP..
Soooo....if you don't piss on someone, tie them up etc you're not "normal" or you're sexually retarded? Really? Isn't that kind of like saying there's something wrong with anybody who's not a homo just to satisfy and spread their agenda?
Now I get it. I need to go out and piss and shit someone, tie them up and smack 'em around, and have objects shoved up my ass so that I can have a normal, fulfilling, non-dysfunctional sex life. How the fuck could I have missed this all my life. What's next, bestiality and the "P' word?
Sorry I'll gladly continue to take my own way and shake my head at the normal folk.
jc148927 said:
I know your a grade school kid, but what am I???
Just to make sure you understand, that was a demonstration of the writing skill known as sarcasm. All of us have an 8-year-old inside of us that wants to get out and play and call people names once in a while. Embrace the 8-year-old inside of your, jc. Stick out your tongue once in a while and make a silly face. Don't take it all so seriously. I do enough of that for everyone on this board.
How comforting to know that there's someone out there who knows exactly what constitutes "right" and "normal". May those of us who are a little less sure about these things be permitted to start a David Koresh-type cult and follow your every pronouncement as if it's divinely inspired? Please?The Lizard King said:
Are guys ever going to give this a rest. VV is the resident bad girl, some people like her some people don't.
I haven't seen her myself, but mind you she still is cheaper than my tax lawyer and all he does is stop the government from screwing me. Where as in her case you get to screw her. hmmm thats a hard choice
I haven't seen her myself, but mind you she still is cheaper than my tax lawyer and all he does is stop the government from screwing me. Where as in her case you get to screw her. hmmm thats a hard choice
