Why I no longer do BDSM:

mistressfreyja

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Mistress, I would go and cut my own switch for you to use, and sleep in a bed of thistles if I did not satisfy you.
Thank you....may I please have another... :)
LMAO...the bed of thistles thing cracks me up. "I wanna lay you down...on a bed of thistles. For tonight, you sleep on a bed of nails. I want to be as close as the Holy Ghost is...Lay you down...on a bed of thistles."

See saucy boys...now, THAT is the spirit!
 

mistressfreyja

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Flushed...

Hehe, thanks Mistress Freyja. But don't think I've forgotten you want to get laid. ;)

You can spank me, use and abuse me, treat me like a bad boy should....
ohhh but then I promise I'm going to fuck you soooo damn good! :)
I'm over the thistles.
 

edmontonsubbie

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Common sense dictates "no reply". But, really, sometimes it just has to be said. Regardless of how nonsensical "it" might be.

With all due respect and accomodation given to your preeminent station Mistress Freyja, I am nonetheless compelled to remind that HB40 is, in fact, my bitch. It says so right in the MERL minutes of April somethingorother. Just because he kicked my ass at golf, hardly gives him the right to go wandering off willy nilly like this.

Having said that, perhaps an arrangement can be worked out. I believe your people have my peoples number. I will let my people know to expect a call from yours.

most respectfully,

one tiredass eddie.
 

HB40

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With all due respect and accomodation given to your preeminent station Mistress Freyja, I am nonetheless compelled to remind that HB40 is, in fact, my bitch. It says so right in the MERL minutes of April somethingorother. Just because he kicked my ass at golf, hardly gives him the right to go wandering off willy nilly like this.
Umm, I'm compelled to remind you that Mistress Freyja's station is much like my own.
If I was only your bitch Eddie...I would never get laid!!!! :( :rolleyes: :p ;)

Cuz if I only did BDSM...I would never get laid.
 

edmontonsubbie

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Umm, I'm compelled to remind you that Mistress Freyja's station is much like my own.
If I was only your bitch Eddie...I would never get laid!!!! :( :rolleyes: :p ;)
oh yeah....I keep forgetting about that aspect in the whole deal. Silly me.
 

mistressfreyja

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Willy Nilly.

I'm pretty sure the whole world has gone the way of such...a bunch and total of miscreants!

Willy nilly just sounds terrible pervvy. Who's bitch is whose, is yet to be decided by a top match chess game. It's going to be tight...if it were poker it would be no limit, heads-up.

I like this willy nilly thing, eddie!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gV9gUeFHIw

This is a link to an absolutely angelic woman playing a Prelude by Chopin: Prelude Op. 28, No. 15 . It makes my heart sing...

Just being sucky for a moment. I can play this song, as she does, just not as polished anymore.
 

mistressfreyja

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I am available today and tomorrow...(monday and tuesday) and then unavailable until next monday.

I will not be answering my phone, but will be checking mail and popping into perb daily.

Have a great and sexy week, everyone!

Hugs, licks, and sucks:)

Until then...
 

mistressfreyja

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I am gone and unavailable from June 09-june 13 (sat evening).

I have internet with me, so please email with questions and bookings.

Hugs and licks...

Until then.
 
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