Why I love Toronto!

[tom25]

O.k. just back from Toronto for the weekend. Unfortunately some of my plans for the trip fell through do to circumstances beyond anyone's control.

But I just want to post that I WANT TO LIVE IN THE BRASS RAIL! If phoenix were still on the board he would know what I'm talking about.

O.k. sure the it costs $7.75 for a domestic beer But, non-stop stage dancers. There were at least 30 girls working the floor. And not one of them was anything short of a complete knockout. I was feeling kind of down (living without PERB has been hard ) so I availed myself of the many invitations for private dances. $20.00 for a full contact lap dance. In winnipeg its $20.00 for complete air. And boy, oh boy, the mileage was excellent in every case. O.K. i'm weak and a sucker. I know that I spend enough to have several sessions with some of our finest ladies. But you're paying for a different sort of experience.

Now finally, after experiencing the delights of so many ladies ... almost every one of which was from either the Ukraine or Romania (there was one nice Canadian girl) I just want to say what the fuck (oops .. i mean WTF ... I don't want to offend anyone with harsh language) does everyone have against Judy Sgro. The stripper immigration programme needs to be reinstated and expanded. Latin America and the far east has been totally overlooked in this programme and an agressive plan for recruitment is needed.

I'm hereby announcing the campaign for Judy Sgro for Prime Minister! Campaign headquarters will be at the Brass Rail in Toronto, with regional offices in strip clubs across the country! I'll bring the pizza

Tom

(I'm back ... sorry Quimby, this isn't a review, and I know it should go in general discussion. But winnipeg is my HOME and I think i'm entitled to some latitude and if not ... I'm taking it anyway! )

 

[rubintugger]

So, after you left the Rail, Yonge Street was all slushy and gray, the people never made eye contact with you, and if you passed out or had a heart attack, they would step right over you and keep walking.

For the same price as a few "full contact lap dances", you can have a very fulfilling session with one of the many lovely ladies here in the 'Peg. Anytime I went to the Rail, The Fairbank, Filmores, FYEO, Manhattan Strip, Cannonball, or any of the other establishments in TO, I always spent $200 or more, and always left with my eyes hurting from bulging out so far, and my pants the same. Here, for $200, I enjoy a very fulfilling evening, and don't have to worry about getting pulled over for drunk walking/driving.

I guess I do miss the variety of shapes and sizes that a 30 - 50 girl establishment provides, but I don't miss the azure testicles that go with it...

Rubin

 

[tom25]

So, after you left the Rail, Yonge Street was all slushy and gray, the people never made eye contact with you, and if you passed out or had a heart attack, they would step right over you and keep walking.

For the same price as a few "full contact lap dances", you can have a very fulfilling session with one of the many lovely ladies here in the 'Peg. Anytime I went to the Rail, The Fairbank, Filmores, FYEO, Manhattan Strip, Cannonball, or any of the other establishments in TO, I always spent $200 or more, and always left with my eyes hurting from bulging out so far, and my pants the same. Here, for $200, I enjoy a very fulfilling evening, and don't have to worry about getting pulled over for drunk walking/driving.

I guess I do miss the variety of shapes and sizes that a 30 - 50 girl establishment provides, but I don't miss the azure testicles that go with it...

Rubin

Rubin,

I know, I know, I know .... but I've already told you I'm weak!!!! And now poor!!! Very, very poor. Because if I'd gotten out of there for just $200.00 that would have been a bargain man!!!

I find strip clubs to be quite irresistable. I love the environment, I love the number of gorgeous women, I love the illusion of availability, and I love the tease of a really fine lap dance. I agree with everything you said man! In economic terms it makes no sense. I'm weak .... weak, weak, weak and i enjoyed every minute!!!

Now this week I'm going to make up for the error of my ways and repent with some of my favourite winnipeg ladies!!! Ahh, Winnipeg. One great city!

Tom

 

[rubintugger]

Rubin,

I know, I know, I know .... but I've already told you I'm weak!!!! And now poor!!! Very, very poor. Because if I'd gotten out of there for just $200.00 that would have been a bargain man!!!

Next time in Toronto, go to the Fairbank Hotel, I believe it is on Dufferin just north of Eglington, if I remember correctly.

The Fairbank had a selection of Asian and South American girls, and they are sent to your table by Tuxedo clad guys with menu books, somewhat akin to EB/TO. The wranglers usually ask if you prefer the Rice (Asian) or the Spice (SA), and then show you those first, and thier recommendations should be followed like at any fine dining establishment. You pay him, he gives you some poker chips, and then he calls to the back on his headset for the girl, who comes out and gives a very friendly lap dance. It was usually half the price of lap dances anywhere else, and there was always something nice going on on stage as well.

Many fond memories of the place, especially the little Asian ladies that could barely speak English. Made you think you were overseas, without the Jetlag...

Rubin

 

[tom25]

Next time in Toronto, go to the Fairbank Hotel, I believe it is on Dufferin just north of Eglington, if I remember correctly.

The Fairbank had a selection of Asian and South American girls, and they are sent to your table by Tuxedo clad guys with menu books, somewhat akin to EB/TO. The wranglers usually ask if you prefer the Rice (Asian) or the Spice (SA), and then show you those first, and thier recommendations should be followed like at any fine dining establishment. You pay him, he gives you some poker chips, and then he calls to the back on his headset for the girl, who comes out and gives a very friendly lap dance. It was usually half the price of lap dances anywhere else, and there was always something nice going on on stage as well.

Many fond memories of the place, especially the little Asian ladies that could barely speak English. Made you think you were overseas, without the Jetlag...

Rubin

Thanks for the recommendation. I know where it is, but I've never been there.

One reason to hate t.o. .... as if there weren't 1000s. Smog alerts in the winter. The air was terrible. And the bank machine at the brass rail charged a 10% transaction fee. one of the girls told me that some bank machines in strip clubs are now charging a 20% transaction fee.

 

[slothyisback]

what a great idea

20% ................ what an amazing idea

isnt it amazing how stupid we men are ...... to pay a 20% fee to take out money to give to some girl that is going to touch your dong through your pants.

this must be almost illegal now that I think about it

 

[prowler44]

There's nothing like a good grinding lap dance to get the blood flowing.....
Brass Rail and Zanzabar my favorite spots.......Judy for PM 100%...I'll even campaign for her!

 

[Quimby]

I used to get off on strip bars ... then I discovered that women will actually have sex with you for money.

I like to go ocassionaly to see new talent.

 

[Arizona40]

This is NOT a review. Get the Fuck outta here!

 

[Arizona40]

I used to get off on strip bars ... then I discovered Diamond.

Do you really say that?

 

[Quimby]

I figure I may as well join the club ...

It's now a chat board.

Btw ... Diamond lives in Toronto - so never got the chance! Sorry to disappoint you.

 

[tom25]

I figure I may as well join the club ...

It's now a chat board.

I'll go back to posting this sort of thing in the general discussion section Quimby. But I just got back and found I'd been unbanned and couldn't resist!

tom

 

[tom25]

There's nothing like a good grinding lap dance to get the blood flowing.....
Brass Rail and Zanzabar my favorite spots.......Judy for PM 100%...I'll even campaign for her!

Someone who understands ... after getting beaten up about spending money on strippers, I didn't want to confess that I spent Friday evening at the Brass Rail, and then on Saturday night went to Zanzabar. The girls weren't nearly as hot, so I spent a lot less money!

Tom

 

[therealrex]

Its definitely something everyone should try at least once. I haven't been to TO in about 6 years but I did spend 300 one night at Cannonball in a private room with a gorgeous dancer. Lots of DFK breasts in my mouth even daty. She finished me off with a hj I was in there about an hour. Granted I've heard they've cracked down quite a bit since then and you would get more for your money with an sp but its a different kind of experience.

Oh and Quimby the Diamond referred to is the shemale one and her EC ad doesn't say anything about Toronto

 

[Quimby]

She e-mailed me today to say that she moved to Toronto.

 

[tom25]

Its definitely something everyone should try at least once. I haven't been to TO in about 6 years but I did spend 300 one night at Cannonball in a private room with a gorgeous dancer. Lots of DFK breasts in my mouth even daty. She finished me off with a hj I was in there about an hour. Granted I've heard they've cracked down quite a bit since then and you would get more for your money with an sp but its a different kind of experience.

I don't think you'll get that sort of mileage anymore in Toronto. I always try to limit myself to no more than 5 dances with any one girl, and only then if she's pretty spectacular. I love montreal where its only $10.00 a dance ... you can go along time without breaking the bank. There are a few clubs between Ottawa and Montreal where you can still get a HJ or a CBJ as a matter of course.

 

[Absorbable]

The Ballet

I use to love going and I must admit, still do. I do find it fairly frustrating not being able to do anything.

There was the time I went to this great strip joint down in Tampa Bay.....the Tanga, I think its called. They have this great "backroom" that allows for a few more liberties. I beelined straight for this hot little Latino, poured on some of my charm(showed her my wad of cash) and headed straight for the "backroom". She was doing her thing and dipping her tongue in my ear when she wispers to me that she's going to ride me so well that she'll make me cum through my pants. I give her this this cocky little look and say "Not fuckin likely.....but knock yourself out sweetheart".

Suffice it to say that I had NEVER been "rubbed' so eroticaly in my life and have NEVER been since. I batched in my pants! I fuckin could not believe it....I was completely embarrassed and she had the look on her face that one of my kids get when they beat me at something. I spent the rest of the night...shirt out... trying to hide my wet spot and the "snail trails' all over my pants.

I was determined... I showed up the next night ready for the challenge....pissed as a knute! Same girl.... same "backroom"...same FUCKIN batch! Defeated again!! Not this time, I was much smarter.....I had wrapped kleenex around my "hammer"...no wet spot.

 

[Avery]

.....I had wrapped kleenex around my "hammer"...no wet spot.

Is that where the name "Absorbable" came from?

 

[Absorbable]

Avery

You are quick...for an old man. It actually cums from my technique when getting a BBBJ.

" Just go ahead and swallow...it tastes just like chocolate and it's 100 percent Absorbable".

 

[Arizona40]

I batched in my pants! I fuckin could not believe it....I was completely embarrassed and she had the look on her face that one of my kids get when they beat me at something. I spent the rest of the night...shirt out... trying to hide my wet spot and the "snail trails' all over my pants.

The Cum Cowboy,
Good thing I saved that pic of you.