Why do we poon?

Mr. Jones

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A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year. "The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year."

They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him."

They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year."

The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one."

The husband looked at her and said, "Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow."

NOTE: The husband's condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and he should eventually make a full recovery. ;)
 

kehoe

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how many wives want to do the deed everyday?:confused: If that were the case I'd be looking to remarry by Friday.
 

BC_Boy

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out of curiousity (im not judging or anything), why do guys with SO's choose to poon?

If you could get sex everyday for free, why pay hundreds more?

I've never had an GF so i wouldn't know.
 

westwoody

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Married sex is not free. It actually costs more and is often of a lower quality than that done by a skilled professional.
 

BC_Boy

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so if I'm looking for lots of kinky, dirty sex all the time....the wife option isn't a guarantee?

guess i should stop looking for a gf.
 

hardup

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BC_Boy said:
so if I'm looking for lots of kinky, dirty sex all the time....the wife option isn't a guarantee?

guess i should stop looking for a gf.

Naw........don't just look for "A" girlfriend.........look for many :cool:
 

bartendr

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sp's you pay with cash,so's you still pay,with other ways!
either way you pay,it just matters what the cost is!
 

Fort MacGuy

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I'll forgive your naivety. Once you have an SO, you'll truly know how much more you pay. Like the others have said, it is less expensive to go to a professional.
 

BC_Boy

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how I wish I won the lottery......then I'd poon everyday :cool:

just to show my generousity, i'd even buy each perb member a free session from any SP :D
 

funnguy694u

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Why do we poon ?????
WTF !!!!!
Question should be,Why do we get married ????????
In 2 marriges,i have lost way more $$$'s than i could spend in a life time
of pooning>>>
 
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