Why do most massage parlours not offer GFE?

[winky32]

Two reasons:

1. The girls don't want to give GFE (for whatever reason, lack of payment, time, chemistry, attraction, working conditions/environment)
2. You are not attractive/charasmatic enough to induce it from her.

There are some things you can do to change #2, but if #1 is not on board, you aint getting nothing.

 

[summerbreeze]

GFE or WE (wife experience)

once had someone promise to give WE which ended up including breakfast

had to ask her though, "you call this toast? its not even burnt. and the coffee, its not even cold. not to mention the eggs which weren't even close to rubber consistency...)

last time I fall for the WE and home cooked meal pitch

 

[Kamloopsbc]

GFE or WE (wife experience)

once had someone promise to give WE which ended up including breakfast

had to ask her though, "you call this toast? its not even burnt. and the coffee, its not even cold. not to mention the eggs which weren't even close to rubber consistency...)

last time I fall for the WE and home cooked meal pitch

Did she at least leave hair all over the bathroom, borrow your visa card and car?