Who's going to feed poor K-Fed

[gravitas]

Britney Spears Files for Divorce

Britney Spears has filed a petition for divorce from Kevin Federline.

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Sept. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

poor little k-fed.....who's going to buy his baggy pants and gangsta duds now?

 

[westwoody]

K-Fed is now Fed-Ex. That cracked me up!

 

[niteowl]

WWE is writing his pay check.

 

[Avery]

What earth-shattering news! A marginally talented celebrity fuckwit is divorcing a completely untalented celebrity fuckwit.

I wonder if she'll have her hymen surgically restored?

 

[LonelyGhost]

poor little k-fed.....who's going to buy his baggy pants and gangsta duds now?

well I'm sure he's welcome here as a Mod anytime! the pays great, the hours
are good and no one disses Brittney!

ps: if he could believe he had a 'singing career' he will believe anything!

 

[gravitas]

A marginally talented celebrity fuckwit is divorcing a completely untalented celebrity fuckwit.

You're being generous with even labeling them marginally talented. My dog has taken shits that have more entertainment value then the two of them combined.

I wonder if she'll have her hymen surgically restored?

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well I'm sure he's welcome here as a Mod anytime!

I think there's another board where he'd fit in better.....now what was the name of the chick who runs it......Bambi, Barbie, Blossom, Becky......maybe Stryker can remind me

 

[ralfie_boy]

Let me have the Honours Grav

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[shapeshifter]

hahahahhahah!! tooo funny! FED EX!

He was on TV earlier today promoting his album from Toronto bragging about his great marriage and how in love they are and how he was crying last night because he misses his wife and boys so much!

He was showing how he had her original engagement ring turned into a pinky ring for himself because he bought her a rock, ya right .... he bought her a rock with her money... what a fucking loser!

The guy is sickening, actually they both are... get the fuck off the stage both of your 15 minutes are up!

 

[Avery]

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That sign is doubly funny! Not only is it for a Trailer Park that offers restorative surgery; "Hymen" is misspelled as "Hyman".

 

[wolverine]

Yeah, like anyone didn't see that one coming.
But so soon after she squeezed out brat #2?

A couple of years ago, I'd be tempted to say "Whoo-hoo, she's free game again!". But not now, not after getting ruined by that wigger-wannabe.

 

[FuZzYknUckLeS]

poor little k-fed.....who's going to buy his baggy pants and gangsta duds now?

He can always sell that Ferrari she bought him.
My heart bleeds purple piss for the fuckin' leech.

 

[planetsmurf]

personally i like britney spears, i don't really care what she does in her private life because i largely don't care what any celebrity does in there private life. as for k-fed if he wants to go to the wwe and get his ass kicked by john cena more the power to him. he fits right in with the wwe where people like him get payed to be booed and hated

 

[aznboi9]

At least he got to fuck Britney.

 

[georgebushmoron]

I wish I was dictator of a country. Then I would invite K-Fed and other stupid "celebrities" such as him for a free vacation in my country. Upon arrival, I'd have them executed immediately... which would be all legal, of course, since I am dictator. No other country would have jurisdiction on my soil. Good-bye K-Fed you loser.

 

[gravitas]

I wish I was dictator of a country

need a second in command?

I hear I look good in a nice military serge

 

[SInCity67]

In the pre noun , I think K FEd gets 5 million cash, if they dirvorce. Guys fucken lucky, he was making 6 a hour to fucken a hot asss bitch and making millions now. NOt to mention, shell never get rid of him cas he has 2 kids with her. ANd spears is only 24 years old, lmao. She sure fucked her self.

 

[mick_eight]

I wish I was dictator of a country. Then I would invite K-Fed and other stupid "celebrities" such as him for a free vacation in my country. Upon arrival, I'd have them executed immediately... which would be all legal, of course, since I am dictator. No other country would have jurisdiction on my soil. Good-bye K-Fed you loser.

But George then the USA would invade, put you in jail, convict you and then hang you. You're too much a fun guy for that to happen . Just let them stumble along in life, they arn't hurting anyone.

 

[Cock Throppled]

How unimaginably stupid is Spears and her family to ever let this guy anywhere near her with his rep? It boggles the mind. Fedex might be a hillbilly doofus, but Spears must be just about below plankton on the intelligence scale to get stuck with that loser. To her it's just a few mil to dump his sorry ass, but to him it's - "Hey, Uncle Jed I dun won the Lotree, yee haa!"