Who was your best and worst SP of 2006
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Robin fr New West Loves her work great service always made me feel welcome Worst a SW named Krystal I made the mistake of taking her to my place, She showed up several times uninvited, became a nightmare
Robin fr New West Loves her work great service always made me feel welcome Worst a SW named Krystal I made the mistake of taking her to my place, She showed up several times uninvited, became a nightmarehmmmm
Tough call on best - Julia is always great....Samantha at BBC - she was only there for a while was awesome...Dallas in NVan - also great.
Worst - any of them at Le Mystique
Actually the very worst was the one I would not and will not name who took a big pooey smelly dump right before I got there.
Tough call on best - Julia is always great....Samantha at BBC - she was only there for a while was awesome...Dallas in NVan - also great.
Worst - any of them at Le Mystique
Actually the very worst was the one I would not and will not name who took a big pooey smelly dump right before I got there.
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Mea Culpa!!
Szabina....bad me - YOUR name was supposed to be on the Good list - upon seeing my error - thank you! I have removed the portion of my post thatw as incorrect! APOLOGIES from me!
As for Julia - for the record, this lady always pays her bets!! .....and Julia my luscious little peach....ummm how many in a row have the Flamers lost to the Canucks....I am sure we can come to a mutually agreeable bet sometime during the playoffs!
Szabina....bad me - YOUR name was supposed to be on the Good list - upon seeing my error - thank you! I have removed the portion of my post thatw as incorrect! APOLOGIES from me!
As for Julia - for the record, this lady always pays her bets!! .....and Julia my luscious little peach....ummm how many in a row have the Flamers lost to the Canucks....I am sure we can come to a mutually agreeable bet sometime during the playoffs!
Ilovethemall said:
For crying out loud ,now everyone wants to know!!!Who was she??
She wasn't from Fruitloops was she?
You were excellent company yourself.....finally nipped into the vintage port, thanks againalbatross said:
very thoughtful mm mmmmhhh!!!!WOW, Ariel that's pretty cool to suggest the ladies. thanks, I do my best
I'll follow & say Julia.
Didn't sample too many ladies, but ...
Best: Overall, Rose Fox. At least she would be the one I want to repeat with most (I thought I read she might be independent now?).
Worst: Didn't sample anything I would consider that bad, so hesitate to categorize anyone here as they wouldn't really deserve it.
Best: Overall, Rose Fox. At least she would be the one I want to repeat with most (I thought I read she might be independent now?).
Worst: Didn't sample anything I would consider that bad, so hesitate to categorize anyone here as they wouldn't really deserve it.
Different Strokes...
---Dr. Moe
Funny you should say that, James. She was my worst experience for 2006...not for the overpriced average massage, but for the injuries discovered the next morning that took months to 100% disappear.James3536 said:
---Dr. Moe
Isabelle is my fav and I've had a great time with her friends Bella & Liv as well. No negatives to report... did my research before hand.
who was your best and worst sp. 2006
I must concur with you honeyhunter. Isabelle is the best. For me personally she was a life saver. Apart from the fact she is incredibly beautiful and sexy , she's just a nice person, what more can I say.
I must concur with you honeyhunter. Isabelle is the best. For me personally she was a life saver. Apart from the fact she is incredibly beautiful and sexy , she's just a nice person, what more can I say.
Hey handpuppet......
You wouldn't HAPPEN to be the dude who Shapeshifter wrote about in his "dude that jerks off with handpuppets thread" would ya?????
If so, I think it is very mean of you to leave out the pig and the bunny puppet from this thread. I also believe that the shark puppet should get an honourable mention but that's just me
You wouldn't HAPPEN to be the dude who Shapeshifter wrote about in his "dude that jerks off with handpuppets thread" would ya?????
If so, I think it is very mean of you to leave out the pig and the bunny puppet from this thread. I also believe that the shark puppet should get an honourable mention but that's just me
!!!
Now your just being SILLY!
aren't you?
TotallyTouchin said:You wouldn't HAPPEN to be the dude who Shapeshifter wrote about in his "dude that jerks off with handpuppets thread" would ya?????
If so, I think it is very mean of you to leave out the pig and the bunny puppet from this thread. I also believe that the shark puppet should get an honourable mention but that's just me
Now your just being SILLY!
aren't you?
Ah yes.....
The appropriate placements and usesage of the very important and integral "smiley", "worried", "surprised" and "sad" face. I have learned my lesson and will hereby be known of the Queen of the Smiley placement (wait for it wait for it ) and for this I shall be both proud and humbled by the mighty POONCRAWLER . Thank you Mr. O. And thank you Shapeshifter for the puppet story .....that damn thing is freakin hilarious (wait wait )
Favorite thread this year: the one about the dude jacking off with the puppets and then sharing his love for puppetry with his lovely girlfriend and allowing her...as any gentleman WOULD do...to CHOOSE the puppet of her choice to jerk him or her or both off with. LMFAO (wait for it Mr.O...and Pooncrawler dude whereever you are in your banning....... )
Least favorite thread of the year: Oh man. So many troll-started threads to choose from but seeing as I have a very short attention span, I am going to say that I personally didn't appreciate the S*** someone tried to stir up about XOXO Amie today. Its not really too huge a deal for her or for me but it goes to show you how weird little rumours get spread about any girl.....NOT FREAKING COOL!
Peace out!
The appropriate placements and usesage of the very important and integral "smiley", "worried", "surprised" and "sad" face. I have learned my lesson
and will hereby be known of the Queen of the Smiley placement (wait for it wait for it ) and for this I shall be both proud and humbled by the mighty POONCRAWLER . Thank you Mr. O. And thank you Shapeshifter for the puppet story .....that damn thing is freakin hilarious (wait wait ) Favorite thread this year: the one about the dude jacking off with the puppets and then sharing his love for puppetry with his lovely girlfriend and allowing her...as any gentleman WOULD do...to CHOOSE the puppet of her choice to jerk him or her or both off with. LMFAO (wait for it Mr.O...and Pooncrawler dude whereever you are in your banning.......
)Least favorite thread of the year: Oh man. So many troll-started threads to choose from but seeing as I have a very short attention span, I am going to say that I personally didn't appreciate the S*** someone tried to stir up about XOXO Amie today. Its not really too huge a deal for her or for me but it goes to show you how weird little rumours get spread about any girl.....NOT FREAKING COOL!
Peace out!
In a world with furries and scheiße porn, if all I did was use (real) handpuppets to wank with, I'd still be doing ok. Whatever gets you through the night eh?TotallyTouchin said:You wouldn't HAPPEN to be the dude who Shapeshifter wrote about in his "dude that jerks off with handpuppets thread" would ya?????
My tastes are rather more vanilla then molesting muppets. I like good old fashioned fucking and oral.
best: love...alex, definitely a unique experience that I'll never forget.
worst: lavanda, don't know the name of the woman there but she's probably not there now
worst: lavanda, don't know the name of the woman there but she's probably not there now
Best SP of 2006: Totally Touchable Tiffany. I have seen a few ladies in '06 but none hold a candle to TTT.
Worst SP of 2006: Totally Touchable Tiffany. It's the one time I wish I was a male so at least I'd have my rocket obstruct her mouth instead of her yapping and living up to the stereotype that blondes are ditzy. Shut up and eat me you bleached bimbo.
Worst SP of 2006: Totally Touchable Tiffany. It's the one time I wish I was a male so at least I'd have my rocket obstruct her mouth instead of her yapping and living up to the stereotype that blondes are ditzy. Shut up and eat me you bleached bimbo.
You dirty drity biatch!!!!
Okay.....you wanna play dirty you big bootie ho? Fine. My flat white girl ass can play too!
Best Sp: Creole Lady Marmalade.....she must have been hungry that night because she munched that poonanie pretty well with me and Foamy Latte who I still think is somewhere rocking and muttering things we cannot understand (the two of us together???? TROUBLE....just ask the head bartender at the Cecil.....that night is classic). Too bad the thread got nuked because of weird trolls. I definately think we all got some "foam" in our "latte" that night Am I right my Foamy friend????? I think we may have changed you into a full fledged cappacino (or however you spell it)
Worst SP: Creole Lady Marmalade! This biatch, when her mouth isn't buried deep into my poonanie is a real thorn in my side and always jipper jappering away about SOMETHING. EAT SOME DAMN PUSSY ALREADY! Always shootin off her yapper about something. I think the only way to curb this is to keep her face buried deep in my poonanie or on someone's hard cock (maybe Foamylatte????? he seemed to like it ).....but then again...I was a bit "distracted"
Best "client" of the year: Geez, I can't even call this guy a client. I hate to admit it but its "Guru". I like him because we have known each other for so long that he doesn't mind when I have to catch up on my Rems sleep while he practises his "best moves". He's also convinced that all the receptionists at the Fox Den are in love with him. HA! But he's fun to abuse and so I love him. I have given him the perb name "BigBiscuitGiantCockAnalSlippageMan" so that when he eventually DOES write a review he will at least have some credibility on the board. Watch out for it.....he's gonna trash me for sure!
Strangest Client of the year: Um where to start? Maybe the guy who measured me in order to make a "Tiffany doll"? Perhaps the guy who eats roast beef and gets physics to tell him that we are soulmates who will have a baby girl together sometime this year. The roast beef factors into it because he thinks of me when he eats it....I don't know why.
Shittiest experience of the year: Tied. Turkey throwing boyfriend (HOT....I know how to pick em!....note to the ladies out there....DON'T ASK ME FOR DATING ADVICE) or when I broke 2 ribs on the stage at the Cecil (pole trick gone very very wrong).
So there it is. Too much information.
Okay.....you wanna play dirty you big bootie ho? Fine. My flat white girl ass can play too!
Best Sp: Creole Lady Marmalade.....she must have been hungry that night because she munched that poonanie pretty well with me and Foamy Latte who I still think is somewhere rocking and muttering things we cannot understand (the two of us together???? TROUBLE....just ask the head bartender at the Cecil
.....that night is classic). Too bad the thread got nuked because of weird trolls. I definately think we all got some "foam" in our "latte" that night Am I right my Foamy friend????? I think we may have changed you into a full fledged cappacino (or however you spell it)Worst SP: Creole Lady Marmalade! This biatch, when her mouth isn't buried deep into my poonanie is a real thorn in my side
and always jipper jappering away about SOMETHING. EAT SOME DAMN PUSSY ALREADY! Always shootin off her yapper about something. I think the only way to curb this is to keep her face buried deep in my poonanie or on someone's hard cock (maybe Foamylatte????? he seemed to like it ).....but then again...I was a bit "distracted" Best "client" of the year: Geez, I can't even call this guy a client. I hate to admit it but its "Guru". I like him because we have known each other for so long that he doesn't mind when I have to catch up on my Rems sleep while he practises his "best moves". He's also convinced that all the receptionists at the Fox Den are in love with him. HA! But he's fun to abuse and so I love him. I have given him the perb name "BigBiscuitGiantCockAnalSlippageMan" so that when he eventually DOES write a review he will at least have some credibility on the board. Watch out for it.....he's gonna trash me for sure!
Strangest Client of the year: Um where to start? Maybe the guy who measured me in order to make a "Tiffany doll"? Perhaps the guy who eats roast beef and gets physics to tell him that we are soulmates who will have a baby girl together sometime this year. The roast beef factors into it because he thinks of me when he eats it....I don't know why.
Shittiest experience of the year: Tied. Turkey throwing boyfriend (HOT....I know how to pick em!
....note to the ladies out there....DON'T ASK ME FOR DATING ADVICE) or when I broke 2 ribs on the stage at the Cecil (pole trick gone very very wrong).So there it is. Too much information.
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Lets get this thread back on track...
Best: Alyssa from Great Pharaoh (formerly of Broadway Body Care). This is one very sensuous lady who concentrates on making sure you have a memorable erotic time. Here is my review from last October:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=56521
BTW - I have seen Alyssa six or seven times since this review and must say she gets better as you get to know her.
Very enjoyable: Chrissy at BBC - high energy and Natalie Fox (saw her a couple of times as Emma at BBC) - pure raw sexual energy! Can`t go wrong with either of these two selections.
Worst: Yumi - "Beautiful Asian Doll" - what a waste of great natural physical talent... She has potential but placed so many restrictions that I didn`t enjoy myself Here is my review of Yumi from last June:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=49151
Best: Alyssa from Great Pharaoh (formerly of Broadway Body Care). This is one very sensuous lady who concentrates on making sure you have a memorable erotic time. Here is my review from last October:
https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=56521
BTW - I have seen Alyssa six or seven times since this review and must say she gets better as you get to know her.
Very enjoyable: Chrissy at BBC - high energy
and Natalie Fox (saw her a couple of times as Emma at BBC) - pure raw sexual energy! Can`t go wrong with either of these two selections. Worst: Yumi - "Beautiful Asian Doll" - what a waste of great natural physical talent... She has potential but placed so many restrictions that I didn`t enjoy myself
Here is my review of Yumi from last June:https://perb.cc/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=49151
