Who has the longest penis?

[DavidLin]

Come on guys we're on the honor system!

 

[sirlickheralot]

The blue whale, 10 feet long.

 

[Gentleman First]

It was reported in Penthouse Magazine that some guy had an 18 incher.
I forget his name, but i bet his GF is sore and walks funny

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

It concerns me that David is asking about our dicks.

Maybe it's me, but it sorta has that odd locker room conversation feel to it.

 

[Gentleman First]

Scottyiwishiwasahottie

its more disturbing that you have those pics on your puter to post

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

its more disturbing that you have those pics on your puter to post

LOL I had to surf the net for that pic. But I knew a comment like that was cummin.

 

[ms.belair]

"LOL I had to surf the net for that pic. But I knew a comment like that was cummin."

That isn't for real is it? That's what is scaring me.

 

[curvy_nympho]

11 and 12 inchers

I have had a few 11 and two 12 inch ones in my lifetime!

FUN!

Bella

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I really hate to brag....

BUT .....

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

BUT .....

Randy you have a very very very very very hairy chest.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Pretty hard to shave when only one hand is free.

 

[Guardian Angel]

Size

I have a full nine inches if you include my tongue.

G.A.

 

[Quarter Mile'r]

Pretty hard to shave when only one hand is free.

Yah me too, Have the same problem.

Lesson to be learned, don't wank and try to shave at the same time!

Now why do I feel like I can hear GF footsteps in the background?!

Oh yah, almost forgot, mines a quarter mile long btw!!


............QM'r

 

[Gentleman First]

Now why do I feel like I can hear GF footsteps in the background?!


............QM'r

Not so much foot steps as a dragging sound....that is my penis on the floor because its so BIG

 

[GreatGatsby]

Who has the longest penis?

Your mother.

 

[Golfguy]

I can give my GF 12 inches....

unfortunately I have to fuck her 4 times to do it.

 

[Gentleman First]

He was in the movie electric blue and spanked chicks with it. When he got a hard on he sometimes passed out, it needed so much blood to pump the fucker up!

He would strap it to his leg or tie it in a knot to get his pants on, not a good tool if you like to fuck. The only way he felt all in is, if he fucked a cow!

He must have had a hell of a time getting fitted for a cup when he played hockey etc.

 

[mick_eight]

If I had another inch I'd have three feet.

 

[Gentleman First]

unfortunately I have to fuck her 4 times to do it.

Just hand her a ruler.....thats what i do if a chick wants 12 inches

 

[n2supersymmetry]

Hate to brag but I have the longest penis
That's what all the sp's I have seen tells me ... and they wouldn't be lying to me would they?