Who are we?

[Validator]

I would like to get to know who we all are. I'm not neccessarily asking who YOU are, but who are we? What kind of occupation, ethnic background, married/single are we that make up this little community on this board? Also, why do you poon?

For me-single, but with gf that I consider hot. I have not pooned but I've been tempted. Why? Variety and would love to do a model or equivalent. My gf keeps me happy currently, but when the issue is variety it's kinda hard for her to satisfy that.I also find this board stimulating and entertaining. I have a decent job in the health/wellness industry, stay fit, love life and like to joke around. I love white women current gf is white. I'm asian. Blondes are my weakness. And I love my bjs.

So how about others?

 

[HB40]

I would like to get to know who we all are. I'm not neccessarily asking who YOU are, but who are we? What kind of occupation, ethnic background, married/single are we that make up this little community on this board? Also, why do you poon?

For me-single, but with gf that I consider hot. I have not pooned but I've been tempted. Why? Variety and would love to do a model or equivalent. My gf keeps me happy currently, but when the issue is variety it's kinda hard for her to satisfy that.I also find this board stimulating and entertaining. I have a decent job in the health/wellness industry, stay fit, love life and like to joke around. I love white women current gf is white. I'm asian. Blondes are my weakness. And I love my bjs.

So how about others?

For me-wealthy polygamist rancher, 6 sexy wives. I poon all the time. Women keep me happy but I am never satisfied. This board is all roses and sunshine. I hate my job toiling on the ranch all day, I like to fuck around. I love all women, current wives are female. I'm human. sex is my weakness. and I love my orgasms.

 

[jaylah]

For me-wealthy polygamist rancher, 6 sexy wives. I poon all the time. Women keep me happy but I am never satisfied. This board is all roses and sunshine. I hate my job toiling on the ranch all day, I like to fuck around. I love all women, current wives are female. I'm human. sex is my weakness. and I love my orgasms.

Ummmmmmmm....... u have 5 wives other than me????

 

[HB40]

Ummmmmmmm....... u have 5 wives other than me????

I'll be moving you into the big house soon sweetie. You will adjust.

 

[trackstar]

For me-wealthy polygamist rancher's neighbour, 6 sexy mistresses, no need to poon

 

[HB40]

For me-wealthy polygamist rancher's neighbour, 6 sexy mistresses, no need to poon

Thats the funniest thing I've ever read here, fucking priceless!

 

[DQ Guy]

I just milk the cows while the rancher is away.
I sleep in a barn with chickens. lots of chickens
Chickens make me crazy.
I sleep in a barn with chickens. Lots of chickens
Chickens make me crazy
I sleep in a barn with chickens. lots of chickens
Chickens make me crazy.
I sleep in a barn with chickens. Lots of chickens
Chickens make me crazy
I sleep in a barn with chickens. lots of chickens
Chickens make me crazy.
I sleep in a barn with chickens. Lots of chickens
Chickens make me crazy

ummm I got to go the cows are calling

 

[wpgguy]

For me-wealthy polygamist rancher's neighbour, 6 sexy mistresses, no need to poon

Love it.

 

[HB40]

I just milk the cows while the rancher is away.
I sleep in a barn with chickens. lots of chickens
Chickens make me crazy.
I sleep in a barn with chickens. Lots of chickens
Chickens make me crazy

ummm I got to go the cows are calling

LOL, you are crazy!

But how many times do I have to tell you?
You're not saving me any money or water, please take a bath will ya!

 

[mocheen]

LOL...this thread is freaking hilarious

 

[DQ Guy]

DQ Guy

You're bullshitting us. You wear a polyester uniform and pawn off "edible oil products" as ice cream to unsuspecting victims willing to pay 6 bucks for a blizzard.

A date made me take her to DQ a while back. Everyone was 14. I bet you're underage to be on this site and lied when you agreed you were of age. HA

For one
Its Ice Milk. This Ain't no McDonalds Bitch
I don't wear a Uniform I wear a DQ Speedo
And I'm not 14..
I'm 12

got to go the chickens are calling..
Chickens make me crazy.
I live in a barn with chickens. lots of chickens
chickens make me crazy
I live in a barn with chickens. lots of chickens
chickens make me crazy
I live in a barn with chickens. lots of chickens
chickens make me crazy
I live in a barn with chickens. lots of chickens
chickens make me crazy
I live in a barn with chickens. lots of chickens
chickens make me crazy

 

[moi]

im not a pooner but a poon-ee?

im in university pursuing an arts degree, work part time as an SP and part time helping middle income families rearrange their debts so they pay lower and helping them save money for retirement or loved ones without the government taking their money.

 

[aznboi9]

I'm a woman. I just like surfing incognito to get the guys' perspectives on things.

 

[spinynorman]

I'm a cropduster at a cubicle farm. The best part of the day is after the Tim Horton's chili lunch. You should watch the gophers stick their heads up for air!

 

[perbvan0]

I too work in healthcare. I am in my 30s and I see old people all day, every day. Kind of nice when I see a young hottie walk into my office. DON'T WORRY, I do not take advantage. Not inside the office, anyway.

 

[tantalizeme]

Thanks for introducing yourself

Hey Validator—welcome to our motley group here on PERB. And thanks for your thumbnail bio: I totally relate.

Two things we have in common is our interest in variety even when there's girlfriend sex, and our weakness for women of a different race (for me, it's Asian lovelies).

Are you planning to poon behind your girlfriend's back—and do you really think you'll get away with it? And has it ever made you angry that, generally speaking, Asian women treat Caucasian men vastly better than Caucasian women treat Asian men?

Also, why do you poon?

There're past threads on this, but I don't mind giving you my thoughts:

1. Tremendous pleasure: I'm just programmed to convert touching a sexually alluring woman and releasing my juices inside her into sublime enjoyment; it still surprises me that not every man seems to feel this.

2. Health benefits: A lot of people pay handsomely for therapeutic massages—well, I find an intense sexual encounter even more relaxing, mood-boosting and vitality-kindling; the ultimate in healthful activity.

3. Personal liberation: For me this hobby is important as a rebellion against my guilt-ridden upbringing and society's confused moral beliefs about sex; an overcoming of fears and a meaningful exercise of self-determination.

So, Validator, if anybody tells me (or you) there's something wrong with pooning—provided we respect an SP's wishes and limits—let's not believe them.

 

[Dr.Weedsmoker]

I am a schooled with a master's degree in Growology.

My interests include watching the world go by with red eyes, finding a good place to munch out when im high, finding new positions to make sleeping and showering more interesting, i like to drink coffee with cream, i like big butts that are nice and round when they shake it all up and down, uh wait, sorry thats a song, i like women.

I poon because its easier and most hot chicks dont want a guy with the above qualities. I can't for the fucking life of me figure out why?

Any more info and i might cry! I think i need a hug.



Peace,
Dr.Weedsmoker
PhD in THC

 

[Motioncar]

I work with wood. When I'm not working with wood, I build cars for those who deserve something better than what they can simply buy.

I get along with people better when they're not around. When I do get the urge to be around people, I find myself the center of attention.

My love for variety in beer is equal to my penchant for diversity in women. My exercise bike gets ridden to balance the gluttony of one sin, to the athletic indulgence of another.

Everything I do, accumulates to one of two incredibly exhilarating experiences lasting only seconds for one, hours for the other, and only a handful of times in a year for either. The dozens of less climactic episodes, are appreciated, but fade quickly from memory.

I have no intention of living to incapacitation. Quality of life outweighs the duration.

Any day it will snow here and stay until April.

 

[seannachie]

By day, I'm a tail-gunner on a garbage truck. By night, I play the piano in a whorehouse.

 

[DQ Guy]

OMG I hear Chickens
Ahhhhh The chickens are coming