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Which Is Edmonton's Worst Massage Studio?

Which Is The Worst Massage Studio In Edmonton?

  • Brown Sugars

    Votes: 15 11.4%
  • Classix

    Votes: 9 6.8%
  • Eurossage

    Votes: 8 6.1%
  • Mamasita's

    Votes: 7 5.3%
  • North Side Studio

    Votes: 16 12.1%
  • Peter's Pleasure Palaces (Escape, Kingsway and Venus)

    Votes: 36 27.3%
  • Studio 118

    Votes: 10 7.6%
  • Swedish Touch

    Votes: 6 4.5%
  • Velvet Touch

    Votes: 7 5.3%
  • XTC

    Votes: 18 13.6%

  • Total voters
    132

Mick Shagher

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We Have A Winner!!

Seems like we're going to have a clear cut winner in this poll. In hindsight maybe I should have seperated the three, but would have had to leave some others off the list.

I knew Peter's Palaces would get some votes, but not this many. I wonder if it's the studios themselves or the SPs (Or lack there of) who work there, or is it just a general disdain for this guy?
Although Venus is not bad a facility, Escape and Kingsway are pretty old and decrepid, and Peter seems to have little interest in fixing them up. Recently, he even tried to sell off these two places but couldn't find a sucker to take them off his hands.

There was time not that long ago when he did have some All Stars working for him and there would be line ups in the waiting rooms. The likes of Ariel, Nikita, Rebecca, Gigi, Sama, Angie, Brandie, Georgia, Eden and Victoria are a few names that come to mind.
 

Mick Shagher

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Mamasitas?

I must say I'm a bit surprised that Mamasitas hasn't even garnered one vote yet. Is it maybe because the majority of guys haven't ventured over there yet and can't really comment?

I stopped by once. First off it's in a crappy part of town. The rooms are very small and I was greeted by a bevy of older BBWs. That's all I needed to see of that place.
There's probably a good reason why they continually advertise a $150 all inclusive session.

Another place that I could have put on this list is King's Court on Stony Plain Road.
Bad, Bad and Worse, would describe this place. I've lost track on how many name changes this place has had over the last couple years.
 

moi

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I am pretty much shameless when it comes to nudity in a parlour. Everyone expects it, and no one cares really. You'd have to be really uptight to give a damn.
it's actually really against rules to run around outside of the rooms naked. even in a towel some owners get mad so i wonder how they get away with it with a communal shower. If any authorities walk in and see that the owner will get in alot of trouble

I must say I'm a bit surprised that Mamasitas hasn't even garnered one vote yet. Is it maybe because the majority of guys haven't ventured over there yet and can't really comment?

maybe your voting poll would be more successful if you listed all the massage places instead of your biased opinion.


I stopped by once. First off it's in a crappy part of town. The rooms are very small and I was greeted by a bevy of older BBWs. That's all I needed to see of that place.
There's probably a good reason why they continually advertise a $150 all inclusive session.

just because BBW isn't your cup of tea doesn't mean you have to say they are worth less.


Another place that I could have put on this list is King's Court on Stony Plain Road.
Bad, Bad and Worse, would describe this place. I've lost track on how many name changes this place has had over the last couple years.
i messed up with the quoting thing. forgive me. anyway my replies (obviously) are in bold
 

jim

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it's actually really against rules to run around outside of the rooms naked. even in a towel some owners get mad so i wonder how they get away with it with a communal shower. If any authorities walk in and see that the owner will get in alot of trouble
Are you saying that it is against BYLAW to have a communal shower? There are a fair number of studios where the shower is NOT in the room. Also is it specifically spelled out in the city bylaws that 'thou shalt not run around naked?' ;)



maybe your voting poll would be more successful if you listed all the massage places instead of your biased opinion.
The polling function is limited to 10 questions.

Waiting to hear back with your unbiased opinion. :rolleyes:
 

slamma

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Of course it is preferable to have a shower right in the room. I too was a little bit leery when I saw the set up at Velvet Touch. However the way they handle this issue is pretty good. I was in to see Joey one morning a few months ago. The session went really well. She hands you a clean robe and you walk to the shower. Jeanie was there also. They make sure your trip to the shower is totally discreet - so you don't bump into another pooner. The shower stall is large, tiled from floor to ceiling, and the temperature control works better than most other MPs I've been to. The best thing I found was that, at least when I was there, the shower was super clean. I don't know if the SP would shower with you because I didn't ask.

And yes I remember the set up at South Side Studio from years back. Totally different. The shower was tiny and dirty. The only reason I used it was because I remember that at the time I was hung like a son of a whore or maybe even still half pissed. The SP was an older MILF type with a ton of baby damage but kudos to her she provided great service....... Yes, the memories this hobby leaves you with.
 

Mick Shagher

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The polling function is limited to 10 questions.

Waiting to hear back with your unbiased opinion. :rolleyes:
I doubt weather you'll get a response Jim, seeing how she just made herself look so foolish.
Just another case of someone who doesn't know what the're talking about trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill.
 

Guardian Angel

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I doubt weather you'll get a response Jim, seeing how she just made herself look so foolish.
Just another case of someone who doesn't know what the're talking about trying to make a mountain out of a mole hill.

Gee Mick, sure seems like there are a few ladies who are not very supportive of your constant MP touring reviews.

Moi is just another lady who doesn't agree with your comments, but I don't understand why there seems to be some agression in your comments to her or even Apple Juice on the other thread.

I know of a few others who are not really impressed by your self appointed position of Parlor Policeman.

Why don't you give it rest and just do your own thing. I don't understand why you haven't opened up your own place after all the experience you seem to have gained from your years of pooning and parlor visits.

Would be interesting to see your place and the line up you could entice to work for you.:rolleyes:

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Gee Mick, sure seems like there are a few ladies who are not very supportive of your constant MP touring reviews.

Moi is just another lady who doesn't agree with your comments, but I don't understand why there seems to be some agression in your comments to her or even Apple Juice on the other thread.

I know of a few others who are not really impressed by your self appointed position of Parlor Policeman.

Why don't you give it rest and just do your own thing. I don't understand why you haven't opened up your own place after all the experience you seem to have gained from your years of pooning and parlor visits.

Would be interesting to see your place and the line up you could entice to work for you.:rolleyes:

G.A.
and i for one am not impressed with your constant white knighting/lap dogging (with zoey in particular), what does it get you? discounts, freebies, bare back service, do share with us

as for micks poll, his comments about apple juice were actually a compliment as he mentioned he never saw any reviews but hers, so were the REST of the girls a problem?

Thank you to applejuice for the link to her bad review, forgot about it, so the studio stays on the list as it looks like apart from know white knights/lap dogs, they all are bad. Too bad a nice place inside

you dont like his polls start your own. how about worst SP on board persona, or worst SP. biggest white knight/lap dog/suck hole, hmm maybe i should start it

you say some girls and others dont like him, big deal, they bad mouth lots of guys and for less than someone who speaks it straight without brown nosing. they can always use ignore, hell so can you

moi, only 10 studios per poll, so it looks like you now work at a c/d/e grade studio (which probably explains the bargaining clients), really girl move out to a better place as it appears the mention of them here is costing you business, why else would you complain

showers down the hall have been around for a long time, south side had it for nearly 30 years, velvet touch at least 20 therefore no problem or nick would have closed them down eons ago

besides your comments are useless, you have a mad on for the asians and any girl that doesnt charge or overcharge what you feel is proper, its called the market, either up your service or lower your fees. your bias is showing

as above, dont like his poll, start your own, or use ignore, easy peasy

too bad vish is gone, his shit holes were a shoo in to win
 

jim

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Of course it is preferable to have a shower right in the room. I too was a little bit leery when I saw the set up at Velvet Touch. However the way they handle this issue is pretty good. I was in to see Joey one morning a few months ago. The session went really well. She hands you a clean robe and you walk to the shower. Jeanie was there also. They make sure your trip to the shower is totally discreet - so you don't bump into another pooner. The shower stall is large, tiled from floor to ceiling, and the temperature control works better than most other MPs I've been to. The best thing I found was that, at least when I was there, the shower was super clean. I don't know if the SP would shower with you because I didn't ask.
Not sure if either party would be too comfortable with that.


And yes I remember the set up at South Side Studio from years back. Totally different. The shower was tiny and dirty. The only reason I used it was because I remember that at the time I was hung like a son of a whore or maybe even still half pissed. The SP was an older MILF type with a ton of baby damage but kudos to her she provided great service....... Yes, the memories this hobby leaves you with.
Sue? The gal who managed the place and then moved on to open up Calgary Trail Health Studio after the fire?
 

MKSTEEL

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Good Point!

If one was talking about the worst facility in town, I think you could narrow it down to about four or five on that list.

If taking into account the staff only, you might have to list almost every studio in town, because I'm sure there are guys who have had bad experiances at a certain studios while others rave about them.
I agree, the quality of one's own SP visits depends on many things, so it can be hard to say what about a studio's staff might interest or disintrest ones self. As they say one man's junk can be another man's treasure.

PS: And in that vein I've read the LOVELY Sydney :cool: is back at Supreme, might have to go see her, I only managed one visit to this INCREDIBLE lady :eek:, before her temporary 'retirement' awhile back.
 
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I agree, the quality of one's own SP visits depends on many things, so it can be hard to say what about a studio's staff might interest or disintrest ones self. As they say one man's junk can be another man's treasure.

PS: And in that vein I've read the LOVELY Sydney :cool: is back at Supreme, might have to go see her, I only managed one visit to this INCREDIBLE lady :eek:, before her temporary 'retirement' awhile back.
and which one of them would that be, the drama up to the first two were enough for me :eek:
 

SlickNick22

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For What It's Worth . . .

I think Mick does a great job of keeping us posted with new info. His posts have saved me a lot of money and of course brought me a lot of pleasure since he is very good at labelling SP's who provide exceptional service. Keep up the good work Mick! I guess no one is safe from ridicule anymore . . .:cool:
 

doesun

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I agree with this. Recently I was in a MP with a well-known and reputable SP and she wound up having to chase a drunk out of the studio... sort of dampens the mood a little and this, I say without reflection on the SP. She was as good as ever.
And while we're on the topic, I'm not hearing great things about "A Touch Above" either... are they too new to be added to this poll?

My vote, for what it's worth, is Penthouse. My last few visits there have been less than acceptable in terms of service.
you need to go visit savanah there! imo she would be the only reason i would go there. One day i think she will be my wife!! lol
 
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