Which Is Edmonton's Worst Massage Studio?

[Mick Shagher]

So now that we've determined what are the top/favourite studios in town, I'm interested in hearing what guys think is the worst studios in town.

I've based the 10 choices on the lack of good reviews and mention on PERB that these places get, plus my own personal observations of the quality of the studio itself and quality of SPs working there.

 

[schizo_man]

there is also the cove, which is probably the worst I've been in

 

[coffeecrisp]

Where's Deja Vu and Penthouse on the list? They get my vote. I have had good experiences at the Cove and Velvet Touch.

 

[jim]

split it up

I think that there should be a poll for facilities seperate from over all studio (which would take the staff into account).

 

[Mick Shagher]

Where's Deja Vu and Penthouse on the list?

I'd put Deja Vu and Penthouse somewhere in the middle as for quality of studios. Deja Vu isn't that bad inside, although the rooms are small, and they do have a few decent girls working there.

As for Penthouse the studio itself is decent. Nice big beds with sizeable showers, and IMO they do have some of the hottest girls in the buisness, even though the service isn't always top notch. My experiance with Savanah was excellent. If they would ever get new ownership, I think they could return to the ranks as one of the top studios in town.

 

[Mick Shagher]

I think that there should be a poll for facilities seperate from over all studio (which would take the staff into account).

If one was talking about the worst facility in town, I think you could narrow it down to about four or five on that list.

If taking into account the staff only, you might have to list almost every studio in town, because I'm sure there are guys who have had bad experiances at a certain studios while others rave about them.

 

[HB40]

Penthouse gets my vote. Can't think of one nice thing to say and I always try to come up with something. One positive thing I guess would be the comfortable chair in the waiting area, I've spent more time on it than the 5 sessions combined that I've experienced there.

 

[coffeecrisp]

To me the level of service is way more important than how nice the rooms are.

 

[jim]

I would humbly suggest 2 facilities polls. Top tier and the also rans.

While the sp makes the session the facility does help in the overall enjoyment of the session.

 

[xxxbrian]

not been to any of them so can't vote

Maybe a good thing that I have not been to any of them

B

 

[Markl]

My regular used to be at Studio 118 and now at Velvet, so I'm very biased there I suppose. Really the rooms at 118 are nice. At Velvet the rooms are a bit small, but since she works there I don't care in the least.

Don't think I've ever been in a studio that was bad really. Then again, I haven't been around much.

 

[jim]

My regular used to be at Studio 118 and now at Velvet, so I'm very biased there I suppose. Really the rooms at 118 are nice. At Velvet the rooms are a bit small, but since she works there I don't care in the least.

Don't think I've ever been in a studio that was bad really. Then again, I haven't been around much.

Well this is where I have to step in. (Yeah I know how odd )

This is a PERFECT example of the facility adding or detracting from the visit.

Let's see now, the table is barely a massage table let alone a table for TWO!

And the shower in the room? HOLD ON

THERE ISN'T ONE!!!!!

WTF???

Putting this fine looking lady (well from the pics anyways) on a Supreme/Legends/Jaileys/50th/Temptations size table/bed would make a session at LEAST 50% better!

In my ever so humble opinion.

 

[Markl]

I'll give you that one Jim, it is cramped. Also miss the shower thing in the room.
Ah well. I'd like to see her back at 118, but she is busy at Velvet and that is good for her.

 

[DQ Guy]

NO SHOWER?????
that would suck ass and not in a good way.

I'm gonna have to agree with you there jim

 

[Mick Shagher]

Velvet Touch

I always found it a bit disconcerning having to trot up and down the hallway to get a shower. A few times I even had to wait while the previous dude was finished.

Anyone remember the old Southside Studio? They also had one communal shower and it was like a broom closet!

 

[Mick Shagher]

NO SHOWER?????
that would suck ass and not in a good way.

I'm gonna have to agree with you there jim

They have one communal shower at the end of the hallway. Just make sure you don't run down the hallway in your birthday suit.

 

[Markl]

I am pretty much shameless when it comes to nudity in a parlour. Everyone expects it, and no one cares really. You'd have to be really uptight to give a damn.

 

[jim]

I am pretty much shameless when it comes to nudity in a parlour. Everyone expects it, and no one cares really. You'd have to be really uptight to give a damn.

Sharing a shower means no shower play with your attendant. Unless you've never experienced it, you'll know why it's an important aspect of a studio.

 

[Markl]

Well when Cherry was at 118, we always showered together. I miss that.
So I know what you mean.

 

[Mick Shagher]

Well when Cherry was at 118, we always showered together. I miss that.
So I know what you mean.

Agreed. Nothing like getting a good scrub down from your SP before and after. And if you're lucky, you'll even get a little something else while you're in there.