Which female athlete would you most want to poon?

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Devils Advocate and overdone, nice picks. Both Antonija Mišura and Ellen Hoog are gorgeous! They could easily be models if they weren't athletes...
 
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blazejowski said:
Good god what a great idea for a thread!!!

In no particular order....



Leryn Franco



Anna Kournikova



Allison Stokke (godDAMN what a perfect body.....)



Natalie Gulbis
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Lesbo Golfer is a a BIG NO!
 
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Sonny Burnett™;1298514 said:
That pic is a fake. If one was going to 'Photoshop' a pic of Anna Kournikova standing next to some random redneck, they should have 'airbrushed' the tattoo on the arm. Kournikova has a tattoo (lower back), but it isn't on her arm.
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Does it matter???
 
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muffineater said:
This one.......

Not this one......

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uh.. first of all, her name is Gabby Douglas (not Hayes) and second, she's 16! Let's keep the athletes legal to discourage any fantasy of pedophilia. You may be better off with Gabby Hayes. At least it would be legal for you to poon him (although he is now deceased).
 
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There is something to be said for those hot athletes who are also the best in their discipline. This one is one of the best pole vaulters in the world and she loves to show her body off.
 
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Elmore said:
There is something to be said for those hot athletes who are also the best in their discipline. This one is one of the best pole vaulters in the world and she loves to show her body off.
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Pole vaulting, you say? Queue the twisted comments now :p :
 
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harrington said:
uh.. first of all, her name is Gabby Douglas (not Hayes) and second, she's 16! Let's keep the athletes legal to discourage any fantasy of pedophilia. You may be better off with Gabby Hayes. At least it would be legal for you to poon him (although he is now deceased).
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Did you see Gabby's mom? I'd shag that for a dollar! Fun bags galore!
 
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harrington said:
I think we can just agree to disagree - don't really want to engage in a long and drawn out debate with you about this. We have different opinions on how she was treated with that remark and your are certainly entitled to your opinion. I certainly disagree that it is 'common' for people to have 'Olympic fit caliber' bodies. Common is relative I guess but even in a city like Vancouver that is considered 'fit' by world standards, you can walk around in any public place (i.e. shopping mall) and you are likely hard press to find a lot of elite fit women. We obviously also have differences in taste as well. To a certain extent, looks are subjective but there have been scientific evidence that there are certain attributes that make someone attractive - otherwise there wouldn't be supermodels and celebrities out there that are deemed attractive by the masses.
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For one thing fit isn't a skill, there is no "olympic level" fit compared to "normal" fit. Look at combat sports, when you move up weight class the athletes start looking less "fit" (heck both Shogun and Vera this weekend had flab on em and they were the main event). For crying out loud, sailing, fencing, shooting are olympic sports. Heck the athlete in question isn't "elite" fit as she's mainly skinny, not muscular. The regulars at the gym I attend are all quite "fit" and yes plenty comparable to her. Seeing as how there are several more gyms "fit" bodies may not be completly common but they aren't uncommon enough that a woman with no curves, nor any great muscles definition, needs to be described as having a "great body". She looks good in the first picture which is a posed and made up photoshoot, hell you could put me in a dress and wig with make up and make me attractive.....

I dont see a six pack, nor in that first shot do I see a defined tricep or shoulder on her left arm which in that pose of a real fit person you would see. She's more skinny than "fit" with the only real muscle work she would do is probably legs, and from the bad angles we can see em in they look more on the skinny side as well..... Lets not forget, she's probably in her 20's as well, lots of female athletes in their 20's are fit, I know because I grew up playing sports, when you do that you tend to hang out with other people who really like sports, women's vball, bball, skiers, snowboarders, bikers - all very fit, because that's what naturally happens when you play and practice all the time, so yes those bodies have been the norm of the people I associate with.

Athletes I'd "poon" ie pay for, no she isn't even close.

Would I turn it down if it was offered free of charge, OF COURSE NOT, I'm a red blooded male ffs, 2 feet and a heartbeat are pretty much the only needed qualifier for a free nsa fun time (obviously I'm exaggerating....slightly)

What I do find odd is that there hasn't been any pictures from Lingerie football players (yes they are athletes, it's simply the only way women can get paid to play football or play at a competitive level is to use sex appeal) or cheerleaders (hey if we're going to include fake wrestling divas in here)
 
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harrington said:
I think we can just agree to disagree - don't really want to engage in a long and drawn out debate with you about this. We have different opinions on how she was treated with that remark and your are certainly entitled to your opinion. I certainly disagree that it is 'common' for people to have 'Olympic fit caliber' bodies. Common is relative I guess but even in a city like Vancouver that is considered 'fit' by world standards, you can walk around in any public place (i.e. shopping mall) and you are likely hard press to find a lot of elite fit women. We obviously also have differences in taste as well. To a certain extent, looks are subjective but there have been scientific evidence that there are certain attributes that make someone attractive - otherwise there wouldn't be supermodels and celebrities out there that are deemed attractive by the masses.
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Lots of people work out and participate in athletic activities. The people who make it to the olympics are the elite few, and represent a tiny percentage of the people active in those sports.
 
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I know this counter to the typical response, but if your gonna go athlete,why not the best. Serena Williams. Although I am afraid she would hurt me.
 
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