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Which Colossal Death Robot Are You?

Karma

FormerKnow as"The Newguy"
Oct 25, 2002
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Here and There
You are Optimus Prime!

Vast, red and ready to turn into a lorry at the slightest provocation, you are a robot to be reckoned with. Although sickeningly noble, you just can't resist a good interplanetary war, especially when Orson Welles is involved. You have friends who can shoot tapes from their chests. Tapes that turn into panthers. And other friends who are dinosaurs. Dinosaurs who jump out of planes. Will you have my children?

Tell the world you're an Autobot with the following non-heat-sensitive sticker:
 

Urban_Male

Banned
Dec 10, 2003
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Miami BABY!!!!
Can it, you're Bender!

In the robot world, you are a bit of a lightweight in the colossal death league, but you do mutter "kill all humans" in your sleep - and after all, it's the thought that counts. We love you because you drink, steal, smoke cigars and gamble away things that aren't even yours. You've got what it takes. You're the right stuff.


LOL....
 

Mike123

Junior Forest Ranger
May 13, 2003
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Ha Ha Ha...
Kiss My Shiny Metal Ass!!!

I'm Bender, baby
 

Casey

Lurking Member
Apr 1, 2004
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Win-o-peg
Scowling wilfully towards Autobot City, you're Megatron!

Look in a mirror and feel the evil. Then eat the mirror. You eat mirrors for breakfast. You are a badass death robot. You busted on Optimus Prime. You. Are. Megatron. Go outside and burn some animals, because you're worth it.

Watchout Newguy, Walrus, and Gibson ;)
 
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