Here ya go!!! 
A little MJ humour for you...............
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.
Michael Jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
What was Michael Jacksons last hit?
The floor!
A little humour for you all today. Hope you enjoyed!
...................QM'r
A little MJ humour for you...............
Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
Because Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue… He actually died having a stroke in the children’s ward.
In accordance with Michael Jackson’s will, little boys’ pants shall be flown at half-mast today.
Doctors are looking into claims that MJ’s death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12 year old nuts.
I heard Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5 year old wiener.
Michael Jackson will always be with us… he is not biodegradable.
In memory of MJ’s death, McDonald’s is coming out with the new “McJackson”. It’s 50 year old meat between 12 year old buns.
Michael Jackson’s ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.
Michael Jackson’s death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.
Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.
Breaking News: Casper the friendly ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!
Michael Jackson’s last words: “Take me to the Children’s Hospital!”
What was Michael Jacksons last hit?
The floor!
A little humour for you all today. Hope you enjoyed!
...................QM'r
