Wheres Caryn?
- Thread starter Hollywood_Dream
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zodiak said:You volunteering to keep me out of trouble....but then I would be in the bush on every hole?
Just be in me!!!!!!!!!
Paaris/Caryn
Golf
Ever notice that GOLF is just FLOG backwards - either way, you're gonna hurt later!MRGREEN said:the hardest i ever hit my balls, was stepping on a rake in the sandtrap.....................
Caddie?
Does Caryn caddie? I know a round of golf is about 4 1/2 hours. Fee might be too steep.Never done anything on the golf course.One of my fantasys.It has to warm up a bit first.
Does Caryn caddie? I know a round of golf is about 4 1/2 hours. Fee might be too steep.Never done anything on the golf course.One of my fantasys.It has to warm up a bit first.
ON the Course
LOL - better have lots of skeeter repellant with you if you are going out there when it is warm [unless you have one of those latex outits that covers most everything and Caryn covers the remainder ...]
Hollywood_Dream said:
LOL - better have lots of skeeter repellant with you
if you are going out there when it is warm [unless you have one of those latex outits that covers most everything and Caryn covers the remainder ...] Hollywood_Dream said:
You would have to pick a course that is away from Winnipeg by say 1 hour minimally, have a twilight booking and located away from any larger population centres. At the end of the day you can always quit after nine holes or you can initially book for nine holes and book the other nine after if you really wanted to play golf.
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Golf Party
[can't remember the name of the village it is near, southeast of Grand Beach]. Should be a great location for a party if you watch out for the sand wedgies!
Well Mars Sand Hills is a bit under an hour from the city but it adjoins the Nudist Campchuck said:
You would have to pick a course that is away from Winnipeg by say 1 hour minimally, have a twilight booking and located away from any larger population centres. At the end of the day you can always quit after nine holes or you can initially book for nine holes and the other nine after if you really want to play golf.
[can't remember the name of the village it is near, southeast of Grand Beach]. Should be a great location for a party if you watch out for the sand wedgies! A son goes golfing with his father and grandfather. Just before they are about to tee off, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes up to them. "Can I join your group, my partners cancelled on me?"
All three men agree, but she says there is one condition. She is not a very good golfer, and none of them can give her advice during the round. The men agree, anything to watch this babe golf.
Well, she shoots the lights out. They get to the 18th green, and she has parred every hole. She needs to make a 20 foot putt to save par, and stay even for the round. "I've never had a par round before!" she exclaims. "I know I told you guys not too help me, but whoever can give me some instruction on how to sink this putt, I will give him the blowjob of his lifetime."
Well, the son steps up and tells her to hit the ball six inches to the left of the pin because of the slight break. The father disagrees and urges her to hit the ball softly, 8-12 inches to the left of the pin.
The woman looks at the grandfather for help. The old man comes over to her, picks up the ball, walks to the pin and drops the ball in the hole. "We'll call it a gimme."
All three men agree, but she says there is one condition. She is not a very good golfer, and none of them can give her advice during the round. The men agree, anything to watch this babe golf.
Well, she shoots the lights out. They get to the 18th green, and she has parred every hole. She needs to make a 20 foot putt to save par, and stay even for the round. "I've never had a par round before!" she exclaims. "I know I told you guys not too help me, but whoever can give me some instruction on how to sink this putt, I will give him the blowjob of his lifetime."
Well, the son steps up and tells her to hit the ball six inches to the left of the pin because of the slight break. The father disagrees and urges her to hit the ball softly, 8-12 inches to the left of the pin.
The woman looks at the grandfather for help. The old man comes over to her, picks up the ball, walks to the pin and drops the ball in the hole. "We'll call it a gimme."
One question people??????
Why is it everytime a thread on me gets hijacked?????????
I asked someone to please start a thread about golf goof-ups.
Nobody has done that. Instead you take up my space with stupid shit on MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Please start your own stuff. With your own thread.
Thank you!!!!!!!!!
Paris/Caryn
Why is it everytime a thread on me gets hijacked?????????
I asked someone to please start a thread about golf goof-ups.
Nobody has done that. Instead you take up my space with stupid shit on MY THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!
Please start your own stuff. With your own thread.
Thank you!!!!!!!!!
Paris/Caryn
CarynParis said:
First, this thread was not a review thread about you but more of a general thread as to your whereabouts.
Second, I believe you yourself contributed to the hijacking.
Third, it is quite common, especially in the Winnipeg forum for threads to get hijacked. It doesn't happen "just to you."
Fourth, is it not more exposure for you?
Arizona40 said:Maybe some of us should plan a PA golf party. Wouldn't that be a blast!
Like TJ's "car date"
This is actually a good idea. At the start we could have some icebreakers as the one shown below
As usual I would be the one trailing in the picture.
Yours?
Sorry,didn't know this was your thread .Not getting any?
Heaven forbid someone didn't talk about YOU.
Sorry,didn't know this was your thread .Not getting any?
Heaven forbid someone didn't talk about YOU.
