Where is the Cheapest massage 30 with hj in lower mainland.

Relax10

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Where is the Cheapest massage 30 with hj in lower mainland.

To be quite frank the cheapest would be your left or right hand unless you charge yourself for both :LOL:.

Do you have more details. That's kinda vague. For example, like you prefer short or tall, skinny or chubby, surfboard flat chest or BFT's, short hair or long hair, Asian or Latin, shaved or wild jungle vines, missing teeth or dentures.
 
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To be quite frank the cheapest would be your left or right hand unless you charge yourself for both :LOL:.

Do you have more details. That's kinda vague. For example, like you prefer short or tall, skinny or chubby, surfboard flat chest or BFT's, short hair or long hair, Asian or Latin, shaved or wild jungle vines, missing teeth or dentures.
it's not vague--it's any massage offering a hj.
 
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it's not vague--it's any massage offering a hj.

So this is a prime example of why there have been more unnecessary arguments on here. At not point did he say "any". You assumed he did because that's how you read the message. He may have meant that but we don't currently know. He also didn't say if he wanted a pro or an MP. Heck, we could recommend a crack head. However, you came on just to try and correct me. Was it that serious.

All I wanted to do was help him by getting more details. If we send him recommendations of say all Chinese ladies but he wants a Koreans then we waste his and our time.Your not new and Im sure you've seen many 411's with lil details and when people recommend ladies it's not his type so more waste of time.

You know what they say about assumptions.............

Happy Pooning

 

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The op asked where is the cheapest massage with hj. It is a very direct and clear question. He didn't mention in his personal post that really he cares about all the other options. It isn't our business to assume that he cares. Might be more helpful to offer some advice in response.
100% agree - it's HIS thread.
 
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So this is a prime example of why there have been more unnecessary arguments on here. At not point did he say "any". You assumed he did because that's how you read the message. He may have meant that but we don't currently know. He also didn't say if he wanted a pro or an MP. Heck, we could recommend a crack head. However, you came on just to try and correct me. Was it that serious.

All I wanted to do was help him by getting more details. If we send him recommendations of say all Chinese ladies but he wants a Koreans then we waste his and our time.Your not new and Im sure you've seen many 411's with lil details and when people recommend ladies it's not his type so more waste of time.

You know what they say about assumptions.............

Happy Pooning

The irony of your first sentence. OP couldn't have been more clear with his request.
 

Relax10

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The irony of your first sentence. OP couldn't have been more clear with his request.
So If I recommend say a Chinese provider then he comes back with oh I prefer Japanese then just a waste of time. I guess more people just want random names thrown out.

What is wrong with asking for more details to help give a better suggestion? People constantly mention about the lack of details in reviews but what about in the 411. The irony.
 

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To the new OP, welcome on here. perb has saved me a lot of time, money and harsh times and has pointed me in the direction of some pretty amazing women who know how to work a guy into a froth!! My personal recommendation would be Monica 1699. I always go for longer but at $50 for 30 and if you are UP for it 2x, she is excellent value, besides being a real sweetheart.

Do report back with your review where ever you end up spending your half hour!!
 

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Is that Monica in Richmond? Does she have a fs rate?
Monica 1699 is in Vancouver near Boundary and Kingway, as I understand (possibly near Joyce?).
I've never seen her, but, as Maxwell Smart used to say, "Came that close."
She was in Burquitlam on Cottonwood, then moved to Metrotown, then Oakridge, and is now back nearer to Burnaby again.
She's quite well reviewed (as an Asian "auntie" - not that there's anything wrong with that), and I have crossed fingers she'll move again and closer to my current 10-20.
It's my supposition that full service may not be out of the question should the constellations be auspiciously aligned.
 

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Monica 1699 is in Vancouver near Boundary and Kingway, as I understand (possibly near Joyce?).
I've never seen her, but, as Maxwell Smart used to say, "Came that close."
She was in Burquitlam on Cottonwood, then moved to Metrotown, then Oakridge, and is now back nearer to Burnaby again.
She's quite well reviewed (as an Asian "auntie" - not that there's anything wrong with that), and I have crossed fingers she'll move again and closer to my current 10-20.
It's my supposition that full service may not be out of the question should the constellations be auspiciously aligned.

I’ve been there and done that 😂
Would recommend Raine and Vivi more. Vivi the most 🏆
 

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I assume RalphiEboy is referring to the Vivi who's also near Boundary and Kingsway.
Is she within the "cheapest" price range as specified above?
 

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I assume RalphiEboy is referring to the Vivi who's also near Boundary and Kingsway.
Is she within the "cheapest" price range as specified above?

Vivi I endorse is on Clark near Kingsway. Beautiful 🤩 location…
 

RalphiEboy

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We know where she is.
But we dispute her meeting the "cheapest" criterion.

It depends on the time period chosen. And you get what you pay for, right…?!? Going from memory: $70.00 for 30 minutes, maybe 🤔

Includes two showers 🚿
 
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