When are you gonna die??

[Randy Whorewald]

You can find out here.

http://www.deathclock.com/

Looks like I'm good 'til Jan. 19, 2022.

 

[planetsmurf]

looks like i am able to live the year 2051, knowing my luck some scientist will develop a cure for everything in the year 2052

 

[old pooner]

Thanks a lot RW. According to that clock I'm only going to live for another..................arggh.

POst Mortem: You just wanted to get even with me for that Kruz remark.

 

[sunnysideup]

It's wrong I hope

My result was "I'm sorry - your time has expired"!!

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Thanks a lot RW. According to that clock I'm only going to live for another..................arggh.

POst Mortem: You just wanted to get even with me for that Kruz remark.

OP - just quit smoking and you'll be ok.

 

[old pooner]

Told me I had 0 seconds to live.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Told me I had 0 seconds to live.

Make sure you put me in your will. So sorry to see ya go so soon!!

 

[old pooner]

Make sure you put me in your will. So sorry to see ya go so soon!!

I'll leave you my part-timer. She gives me a 3 hour quickie for $$.5

 

[Randy Whorewald]

ehh.....its full of shit

Gravi - this is based on cutting edge computer algorithms, it has never been wrong! There is a money back guarantee if you die before your time.

 

[hitrack]

my home boys told me "you ain't never gonna die homes"

 

[good2bbad]

Merry Christmas!! December 24th, 2021. I've got a lot of pooning to fit in the next 15 years

 

[Golfguy]

Happy Fucking New Year!!!!!!

Dec 31, 2058. Now that is a way to go out....

 

[bwaters]

Fuck this death clock bullshit! I'm living a hell of a lot longer than 2019. How that for optimizm?

 

[volks]

I guess I'd better start being optimistic, it added 40 years to my life...the only thing is, I can't help thinking pessimistically like the clock is bullsh*t.

volks.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I guess I'd better start being optimistic, it added 40 years to my life...the only thing is, I can't help thinking pessimistically like the clock is bullsh*t.

volks.

No one will really know if its bs until its too late.

 

[Randy Whorewald]

I started dying the second I was born.....

I think we all did TJ.