When are you gonna die?

Arizona40

Hostage Negotiator
Jan 24, 2005
762
0
16

wolverine

Hard Throbbing Member
Nov 11, 2002
6,385
9
38
E-Town
Tuesday, March 14, 2034
Shit, that's less than 30 years from now! :eek:

But the BMI index is bullshit anyway. You can be overweight because of muscles, not fat. If the BMI had any merit then many athletes will die early. :rolleyes:
 

pickupjoe

New member
Jan 11, 2003
183
0
0
:eek: :eek: I got less years to live than you wolverine. Time to quit my job, withdraw my RRSPs and party now!
 

hitrack

I'LL KILL YA ALL!!
Feb 25, 2003
3,881
0
0
Surrey
It said.... You ain't never gonna die holmes!!!!

peace out
 

Bleached Whale

New member
Jun 22, 2003
15
0
1
At the ( Y )
Holy shiite!

I'm screwed.

Monday, Nov. 29, 2032. When last I checked the death clock I was good to Nov. 30, 2034. Don't ask how I know this. OK. I wrote it down so I could verify the accuracy of the prediction. In pessimistic mode its Wednesday, Oct. 7 2015.

Time to break open the piggy bank...
 

Ais

New member
Jul 23, 2004
134
0
0
Wow thanks for making my night. According to this I will be 43 when I die on August 13, 2021. I guess I can stop saving for retirement and just poon a hell of alot more.
 

Daytime Owl

New member
May 24, 2005
146
0
0
WannaPlay said:
November 27th 2060.
Damn ill be old.
Wonder if ill still be talkin to ya'all on here.

Ill be the sexy grandma SP.
I'll be the best gummer on the board, lol
;)
Wannaplay, if you come visit me just before May 18, 2048, you can visit me and I can post it on the review board after!! Can I reserve a date for May 17, 2048 on your calender now?

Signed,
Sexy Great Great Grandpa.

Better disregard the second Great. It may not be as Great as I dream it will be when I'm that old. LOL! Also better delete Sexy from my signature too! LOL!! Better yet just send me flowers!
 

chiefwiggum

Guest
Jun 9, 2004
415
0
0
Calgary
My "optimistic" date is 2066, my "normal" date is 2042.

What a dumb test - the only important factors apparently are what your birthday is, your BMI, and whether you smoke.
 

BoredMaverick

Philosopher/Beer Drinker
Mar 20, 2004
82
0
0
Calgary
Thursday, March 12, 2043

Just my luck, guess I couldn't make it to the weekend. :(
 
H

Hardatwork

Hmmm interesting website. I had a good chuckle about how fast the clock was in sadistic mode.

I was curious what losing a "few" :rolleyes: pounds would do to my estimated life expectancy and I only gained 2 more years by losing {cough}{cough} err... 40 lbs which put me into the <24 ideal weight catagory of the BMI.

You can take those two years back... waiter, I'll have another order of poutine! :D :p
 

sirlickheralot

Gold Member
Mar 10, 2003
1,267
0
0
120
Vancouver
chiefwiggum said:
My "optimistic" date is 2066, my "normal" date is 2042.

What a dumb test - the only important factors apparently are what your birthday is, your BMI, and whether you smoke.
Actually the test is dumber than you may think. Try submitting the exact same data numerous times, you end up getting different results each time.
 
Ashley Madison
Vancouver Escorts