WHAT'S YOUR SIGN?
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined
to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes
repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a ****ing
jerk.
Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people
are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice.
You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are
a prick.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think
you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on
your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack
confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think your are
stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect
too much for too little. This means your are a cheap bastard. Geminis
are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to
other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always
putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't
be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot
tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are
thieving mother****ers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers.
You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while ****ing.
Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult
time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer.
Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are
whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd
in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You
have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent.
The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of
shit.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking
risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a
Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
*Or*
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a **** about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real ****ing weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.
CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.
VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.
LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an *******. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.
SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.
CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered **** and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.
PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.
BTW I'm an Aries !!
Aquarius (Jan 23 - Feb 22) You have an inventive mind and are inclined
to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes
repeatedly because you are stupid. Everyone thinks you are a ****ing
jerk.
Pisces (Feb 23 - Mar 22) You are a pioneer type and think most people
are dickheads. You are quick to reprimand, impatient and full of advice.
You do nothing but piss-off everyone you come in contact with. You are
a prick.
Aries (Mar 23 - April 22) You have a wild imagination and often think
you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on
your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack
confidence and are a general dipshit.
Taurus (April 23 - May 22) You are practical and persistent. You have a
dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think your are
stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddamed communist.
Gemini (May 23 - June 22) You are a quick and intelligent thinker.
People like you because you are bisexual. You are inclined to expect
too much for too little. This means your are a cheap bastard. Geminis
are notorious for thriving on incest.
Cancer (June 23 - July 22) You are sympathetic and understanding to
other people's problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always
putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't
be worth a shit. Everyone in prison is a Cancer.
Leo (July 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born leader. Others
think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot
tolerate criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are
thieving mother****ers and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
Virgo (Aug 23 - Sept 22) You are the logical type and hate disorder.
Your shit-picking attitude is sickening to your friends and co-workers.
You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while ****ing.
Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
Libra (Sept 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult
time dealing with reality. If you are a male you are probably queer.
Chances for employment and monetary gain are nill. Most Libra women are
whores. All Libras die of venereal disease.
Scorpio (Oct 23 - Nov 22) You are the worst of the lot. You are shrewd
in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of
success because of your total lack of ethics. You are the perfect
son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Sagittarius (Nov 23 - Dec 22) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You
have a reckless tendency to rely on your luck since you have no talent.
The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. You are a worthless piece of
shit.
Capricorn (Dec 23 - Jan 22) You are conservative and afraid of taking
risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a
Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.
*Or*
ARIES
You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a **** about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding
TAURUS
Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss.
GEMINI
Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real ****ing weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet.
CANCER
You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered.
LEO
The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare.
VIRGO
You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores.
LIBRA
You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an *******. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral.
SCORPIO
You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet.
SAGITTARIUS
You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack.
CAPRICORN
You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered **** and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy.
AQUARIUS
You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights.
PISCES
You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick.
BTW I'm an Aries !!
very interesting....
