What's your recipe for a great massage?

[escapefromstress]

A massage session (civvie or professional) can be blissfully wonderful or excrutiatingly horrible depending on a lot of variables.

When you're giving a massage, what do you do to make it special?

If you're receiving a massage, how do you like it?

Tell us about your best massage session and the little details that made it so enjoyable ...

... or describe your worst massage experience and what went wrong!

 

[escapefromstress]

My worst massage ever was with a male RMT in Kelowna that was recommended to me by a friend of mine who was the receptionist in the office.

He was unfriendly to the point of being rude, slapped the lotion on me like he was applying spackle to a wall, and handled me so roughly that I wondered if he was helping me, or hurting me worse!

When I mentioned how unpleasant my experience was, to the receptionist later, she told me that I was his first appointment after he returned from what was supposed to be a romantic vacation where he'd proposed to his GF - but they broke up cause she turned him down!

He obviously should have taken a few more days before returning to work, or learned how to separate himself from his personal baggage so as not to take out his frustrations on a client.

 

[Lo-ki]

"And you have to know where to rub and tease a guy to get him salivating. MSOG (before and after ) doesn't hurt either.""

Haven't met one that provides before and after..

I do have my favorites for a great massage.

-Heated massage table.
-Nice oil NOT HAND LOTION
-Unrushed

Cheers

 

[Ripped]

I guess I learned a lot along the way.

The massages I give are a combination of deep tissue and sensual. One might call them a balance of pleasure and pain (if you've ever had deep tissue massage) One hand is doing a muscle release, while the other distracts sensually.
I like to feel the tight muscles finally let go.
If you work out, you need the deep tissue massage, but the erotic reward is a nice way to finish.
The sensual part involves a lot of teasing touch, as opposed to going for the kill. I know my way around the 101 body parts. Feet and hands are very important. Don't want to give away all of my secrets
A lot of full body sweeping strokes. Hmmm love the feeling of the climax in my hands.

For me, only a couple of people have brought me there over the years, but the perfect massage is undescribeable. Probably has a lot to do with chemistry and the intuition of the person doing the massage.

 

[hankmoody]

DEEP tissue.
Deeper the better. I don't bruise but if you can make me squeal il be back.

 

[escapefromstress]

I went for a massage at a resort in Mexico, and all was going well until the masseuse sat down while she was working on my feet. I felt her movements getting slower ... and slower ... and at first I thought it was part of her technique ... until she stopped moving altogether and I heard her quietly snoring!

I knew she was working long 10 hour days doing massage, so I grinned to myself as I decided to relax and let her sleep. I don't know how much time went by before she woke up and continued the massage, and neither of us mentioned her nap.

 

[1nitestan]

This....

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1326748180&pkey=9823201

 

[PuntMeister]

Punt's Massage Recipe:

Prepare:
- 2 parts lavender aroma therapy cloth
- 3 freshly laundered white towels
- dim lighting, warm inviting space
- 1 extended play CD of tranquil mood music (anything except Yanni or Abba!). Whale songs OK, but some wicked african drum instrumentals or similar to take me on a journey is even better

Mix:
- 1 extra long massage table
- 1-2 lingerie clad vixens
- really slow hard pressure on the knotted bits and lower back
- 4-6 oz natural organic free range non-gmo no-pbd neo-political cold pressed naturally filtered Palm Oil
- long slow strokes over the whole body with tension pulls on each limb, finger, and toe
- 5 mins sit on my upper legs/lower butt and work the spine upward
- 3 heaping tablespoons of Mmmm's and Ahhhh's in unison

Bake and Press:
- shoulder blades
- rib joints
- coxyx (the skeletal one, no inuendo...)
- heels, balls of feet, arches
- 3rd eye, and other head pressure points

Sautee:
- hand joints
- leg muscles
- arm muscles

Kneed:
- torso toward nymph nodes / drainage points
- energy centres toward groin chakra

Roll between palms:
- Mr. Happy

Wipe Down:
- warm damp towel over back, feet, body
- long strokes over arms and legs

Caress:
- head, scalp, temples
- face

Finsih:
- slap ass
- whisper "good boy" in ear
- send to shower (if needed)
- kiss kiss, pat bum, see you soon hun...

Yeah, that'll work.