What's your deal breaker or turnoff when looking at an SP ad?

[needtomilk]

This question is different from red flags. Red flags are just generally what everyone should avoid.

Deal breakers just has you not responding to an SPs ad (or at least not feel like responding to an SP's ad), even if they are well reviewed, and is different for everyone.

I'll start.

• Flashing the middle finger in one or more ad pics
• If there are face pics, NOT ONE of them give the vibe "I'm all your's for the hour. I'll be your intimate companion. I want you"
• If they claim to be independent (not even a part of some collective, such as Asian Fever, or Pink Diamond Condos), they have very little as far as branding is concerned. No Twitter, no OnlyFans, and no website
• They only talk about the service/menu, but barely any mention of their personality, and what the experience would be like with them

 

[sybian]

The table in the background of the picture......with tin foil trays sitting on it ,and the used needles.
I can’t hit the delete button fast enough.

 

[westwoody]

Boyfriends/hubbys lying on the bed in sleazy motel pics.
Even worse, young ones in background.

The middle finger is instant red flag.

 

[needtomilk]

If there are face pics, NOT ONE of them give the vibe "I'm all your's for the hour. I'll be your intimate companion. I want you"

For all you (female) SPs who may feel insecure about what I wrote above: a good example of a lady who give GOOD VIBES from face pics, and who I'd definitely spend two hours with is Lorence Vennes. Look at her Twitter: https://twitter.com/MlleVennes.

Another one is Charlee Beckett, whose profile gives me good vibes.

 

[Number17]

For me, it’s pretty straightforward and it’s just personal:

• Their body shape or certain body parts aren’t my cup of tea
• Too tall
• Too much tattoo

 

[vanperb]

Photos taken / stolen with a digital camera from circa 2005.

 

[needtomilk]

Another one: if they claim to be independent, quickies are among their offerings.

 

[beaveraddict]

Ambiguity is a real turn-off, so the basics up front please: age, height, weight, ethnicity and price.

1. "everything safe"... weird, either you accept that pooning is safe or not. I've never seen an ad that actually advertises BBFS, yet nearly every ad claims it as a restriction. Who would even consider that with an SP? I came of age in the early 80s - post HIV and herpes entering the collective consciousness - so I've never gotten lucky on a first date where a condom wasn't a requirement. Sure, after knowing someone for a while, that often falls by the wayside, but still... it seems like saying "gluten free water"... duh! If this is supposed to mean "no bbbj, no daty, no dfk" then I wouldn't be interested in the least...
2. "safe GFE"... that one kills me. WFT does that mean? Again, perhaps it's not written in stone that GFE = bbbj, daty + kissing, but that is pretty common usage, so if you're not offering that magical trinity, you're not GFE!
3. "available 24/7"
4. "party friendly"
5. badly lit photos of someone who looks barely conscious and on a bender in a really cheap motel or messy apartment
6. it goes without saying: pics of minor celebrities, pornstars, MFC camgirls or famous Instagram "influencers"... like, we wouldn't notice?

 

[needtomilk]

Ambiguity is a real turn-off, so the basics up front please: age, height, weight, ethnicity and price.

1. "everything safe"... weird, either you accept that pooning is safe or not. I've never seen an ad that actually advertises BBFS, yet nearly every ad claims it as a restriction. Who would even consider that with an SP? I came of age in the early 80s - post HIV and herpes entering the collective consciousness - so I've never gotten lucky on a first date where a condom wasn't a requirement. Sure, after knowing someone for a while, that often falls by the wayside, but still... it seems like saying "gluten free water"... duh! If this is supposed to mean "no bbbj, no daty, no dfk" then I wouldn't be interested in the least...
2. "safe GFE"... that one kills me. WFT does that mean? Again, perhaps it's not written in stone that GFE = bbbj, daty + kissing, but that is pretty common usage, so if you're not offering that magical trinity, you're not GFE!
3. "available 24/7"
4. "party friendly"
5. badly lit photos of someone who looks barely conscious and on a bender in a really cheap motel or messy apartment
6. it goes without saying: pics of minor celebrities, pornstars, MFC camgirls or famous Instagram "influencers"... like, we wouldn't notice?

Thanks for the detailed response!

 

[masterpoonhunter]

For me its a fine line between red flag and deal breaker/turn off. I'm looking at the ad with the intent to find a potential pooning time, so I use all the usual things I am looking for and I am sure every one of us here do the same so for all intents the choice to go not go becomes personal. Red flags tend to be pretty obvious and we have covered those enough.

My opinion here - Turn offs for me tend to the lack of what I would perceive as 'class'. Slutty is good, classless bad. (some of the comments here hit on this nicely!) Deal breaker or a cause to read once and strike from the list, would be just too vague, or too many statements along the line of "thou shalt not ..." I don't know how many of the perbites here use some of the common dating sites but when I have to read through a list of negative things some of the women put into their profile, I cut my losses and move on. Same as when I am looking for an SP.

 

[MB Mod]

If this turns into a rate discussion thread it’ll be deleted.

 

[Uncled]

When she has face pics in her ad, but she is doing "duck face" in all of them.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

For me many of the above but also a dirty, filty, unkept, cluttered setting/incall.
If they can't take the time or effort to clean up a bit of find a better setting for their pics than the bathroom, then to me that tells me how much effort they would put into the session.
And a mattress on the floor.
Cheers
J

 

[UhOh]

Overly processed pictures
Pictures showing bull nose rings
Pictures that avoid showing the whole body. Will assume its to hide being overweight.
Definitely avoid inflated duck lips, not into that deformed face look.
Pictures of the SP being fucked, sucking dick, cum covered.

 

[theimp]

If you are going to show face pics, a smile would be nice. Genuine, happy smiles and peals of heartfelt laughter are more enticing to me, than any combination of body parts could ever be.

 

[UhOh]

Also ads with recycled pics from 5 years or more.
Ads that describe hobbies, educational background, claims of being a model. Not so much a turnoff but more of an eye roll. You know it’s likely BS, besides you’re not looking to date, you’re there for business.
Not trying to offend girls, just trying to give an honest answer.

 

[WandErection]

• "Party friendly"
• Large tattoos
• Extra long nails
• Obviously fake pics

 

[vanperb]

• "Party friendly"
• Large tattoos
• Extra long nails
• Obviously fake pics

Everything but the Large tattoos.
Extra long or elaborate nails is a big flag for me. They're not doing it for the clients because I don't know how many guys who have a thing for over the top nails that look like colorized claws.

 

[MisterMR]

Spelling and grammatical errors are the only real deal breakers for me.

 

[noahbody1964]

Most of all of the above. But I will chime in with out of town numbers with the exception of recent and local reviews on perb. If an SP with a local number has no review on perb it is a pass.